Rebs,
Us Dawgs are just terrified about all this trouble we're in. Shaking in our overalls. Despite being vindicated already and having Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, in our hip pocket and all.
Here you go, boys. I'm sure they're right THIS time:
-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has COMMENDED Ole Miss on how professional we have been
-We are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve ROBERTSON has been CALLING Ole Miss RECRUITS and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-WITCH HUNT
-LARRY TEMPLETON is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER UNTIL DRAFT NIGHT
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE scholarships OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN scholarships OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE ANY MORE
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (rue)
-OléMiss SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NO BOWL BAN. No chance.
-NO SECOND NOA, fact.
-ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, Saban, Mullen, Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. (rue. the. day.)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (my fav)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY IS THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Sankey and Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS (rue)
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017 (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated for an epic DEFAMATION CASE (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED. (rue)
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags thing
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-Leo Lewis missed his required deadline to be cross examined by Ole Miss representation, so allegations surrounding him will be thrown out.
-Dan Mullen fired Scott Sallach because the NCAA IS ON THEM! (rue)
-There is NOTHING in Freeze' PHONE RECORDS, Rosebowl is nuts. (Rue!)
-NO WAY we get a SECOND YEAR BOWL BAN
-Recruits are ALL IN. No decommits.
-BJORK IS SAFE and has 100% school SUPPORT!
-NONE of our players will TRANSFER.
-NCAA VIOLATED THE RULES, most of the case will be thrown out (rue)
-Steve Robertson is in SO MUCH TROUBLE; we're about to RUIN him!! (Rue, I tell you)
-Nutt doesn't have a case; he can't sue for being terrible... whats a disparagement clause? (Rue)
-Good news is coming! MOAB!! BOOM!!
-The COMMITTEE on Infractions will SEE THROUGH THE LIES!
-The COI will wait on the Rebel Rags deposition before they meet.
-Leo called John Doe Booster all those times for legal advise only.
-Godfrey' article!! BOOM!!
-The National Media has NO CHOICE but to report on this GODFREY ARTICLE... any minute now!
-Despite actual texts, Leo is LYING ABOUT MONEY from Booster 14!!
-Despite no evidence whatsoever, MSU GAVE LEO MONEY!
-SECOND MOAB ARTICLE COMING!!
-Kobe's parents HATE Dan Mullen for forcing these poor kids to SPREAD THESE LIES! (RUE!!)
-Despite being cleared and the investigation closed, MSU is in SO. MUCH. TROUBLE.
-The tapes?
-You'll all rue the day... RUE!!!
Us Dawgs are just terrified about all this trouble we're in. Shaking in our overalls. Despite being vindicated already and having Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, in our hip pocket and all.
Here you go, boys. I'm sure they're right THIS time:
-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has COMMENDED Ole Miss on how professional we have been
-We are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve ROBERTSON has been CALLING Ole Miss RECRUITS and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-WITCH HUNT
-LARRY TEMPLETON is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER UNTIL DRAFT NIGHT
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE scholarships OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN scholarships OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE ANY MORE
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (rue)
-OléMiss SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NO BOWL BAN. No chance.
-NO SECOND NOA, fact.
-ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, Saban, Mullen, Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. (rue. the. day.)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (my fav)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY IS THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Sankey and Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS (rue)
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017 (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated for an epic DEFAMATION CASE (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED. (rue)
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags thing
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-Leo Lewis missed his required deadline to be cross examined by Ole Miss representation, so allegations surrounding him will be thrown out.
-Dan Mullen fired Scott Sallach because the NCAA IS ON THEM! (rue)
-There is NOTHING in Freeze' PHONE RECORDS, Rosebowl is nuts. (Rue!)
-NO WAY we get a SECOND YEAR BOWL BAN
-Recruits are ALL IN. No decommits.
-BJORK IS SAFE and has 100% school SUPPORT!
-NONE of our players will TRANSFER.
-NCAA VIOLATED THE RULES, most of the case will be thrown out (rue)
-Steve Robertson is in SO MUCH TROUBLE; we're about to RUIN him!! (Rue, I tell you)
-Nutt doesn't have a case; he can't sue for being terrible... whats a disparagement clause? (Rue)
-Good news is coming! MOAB!! BOOM!!
-The COMMITTEE on Infractions will SEE THROUGH THE LIES!
-The COI will wait on the Rebel Rags deposition before they meet.
-Leo called John Doe Booster all those times for legal advise only.
-Godfrey' article!! BOOM!!
-The National Media has NO CHOICE but to report on this GODFREY ARTICLE... any minute now!
-Despite actual texts, Leo is LYING ABOUT MONEY from Booster 14!!
-Despite no evidence whatsoever, MSU GAVE LEO MONEY!
-SECOND MOAB ARTICLE COMING!!
-Kobe's parents HATE Dan Mullen for forcing these poor kids to SPREAD THESE LIES! (RUE!!)
-Despite being cleared and the investigation closed, MSU is in SO. MUCH. TROUBLE.
-The tapes?
-You'll all rue the day... RUE!!!