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RutherfordBHayes

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Rebs,
Us Dawgs are just terrified about all this trouble we're in. Shaking in our overalls. Despite being vindicated already and having Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, in our hip pocket and all.

Here you go, boys. I'm sure they're right THIS time:
-there is NO INVESTIGATION
-there IS an investigation in WOMEN'S BASKETBALL & TRACK
-there is NO football NOA
-there IS a NOA but only 3 minor football violations
-there are only 8 minor football violations
-there is NOTHING implicating the CURRENT STAFF
-the ONLY thing on current staff is Tunsil's step-dad (he'll rue the day)
-NOTHING implicates Hugh Freeze
-the investigation is OVER
-no coaches have hired outside counsel
-EXEMPLARY COOPERATION
-NO BOOSTERS have been disassociated
-The NCAA has COMMENDED Ole Miss on how professional we have been
-We are eager to release OUR SIDE of the story
-We SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-Texas firing Chris Vaughn is ABSOLUTELY NOT related to Ole Miss
-Steve ROBERTSON has been CALLING Ole Miss RECRUITS and claiming to be NCAA enforcement (he'll rue the day)
-OPPORTUNITY FUND
-FBI INVESTIGATING whoever hacked Tunsil's phone (you'll rue the day)
-WITCH HUNT
-LARRY TEMPLETON is involved in all of this (he'll rue the day)
-The INVESTIGATION WAS OVER UNTIL DRAFT NIGHT
-Freeze told Finebaum that he would FIRE ANY COACH that was caught in impropriety
-Only NINE scholarships OVER THREE years' probation
-NCAA has accepted the self-imposed penalties, ELEVEN scholarships OVER THREE
-Steve Robertson has received a SUBPOENA in a defamation suit (rue the day)
-OléMiss has told the NCAA that they WON'T COOPERATE ANY MORE
-OléMiss is actually SUING THE NCAA for... excessive enforcement. (rue the day)
-There is NO SECOND NOA or addendum
-OléMiss has evidence that JEFFREY SIMMONS GOT PAID (rue the day)
-BARNEY IS INNOCENT and will be reinstated
-MSU IS BEING INVESTIGATED (rue)
-OléMiss SELF-REPORTED most of these violations
-OléMiss has VIDEO TAPES of LEO LEWIS to match MSU's offer of $80k (he'll rue the day)
-Chuck Rounsaville has AUDIO TAPES OF LEO LEWIS asking to match MSU's offer of $80k
-LEO LEWIS SUSPENDED FOR EGG BOWL (6 tackles, 1 sack)
-John Farley is Rosebowl's "source" (he'll rue)
-Cam Akers will sign with OléMiss
-NCAA has accepted the SELF IMPOSED PENALTIES
-NO BOWL BAN. No chance.
-NO SECOND NOA, fact.
-ABSOLUTELY NO PAYING recruits.
-OléMiss media is about to release the LEO LEWIS TAPES... any minute now.
-NCAA is reviewing the LEO LEWIS TAPES.
-This whole thing is a CONSPIRACY by the NCAA, Sankey, Templeton, Byrne, Stricklin, Saban, Mullen, Cohen, Rosebowl, etc. (rue. the. day.)
-Freeze is absolutely NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!
-Leo Lewis SUSPENDED FROM THE SPRING GAME (my fav)
-Leo Lewis was inaccurate, so his TESTIMONY IS THROWN OUT (rue)
-MSU IS A REPEAT OFFENDER because Will Redmond (rue)
-Sankey and Templeton CONTROL THE PROCESS (rue)
-Rosebowl's complaint to the ETHICS COMMISSION WILL BE TOSSED OUT.
-KOBE JONES CONFESSED to the NCAA that his testimony under immunity was false (rue)
-An MSU BOOSTER PAID LEO LEWIS, Dan Mullen forced him to lie (rue)
-LEO LEWIS INELIGIBLE FOR 2017 (rue)
-All of Rosebowl's posts and podcasts have been accumulated for an epic DEFAMATION CASE (rue)
-LEO AND KOBE RECANTED. (rue)
-All violations involving Leo & Kobe will be DISMISSED
-Leo Lewis has been ORDERED TO TESTIFY by the NCAA in the Rebel Rags thing
-The NCAA's case is UNRAVELING.
-NO coaches will be FIRED!
-Leo Lewis missed his required deadline to be cross examined by Ole Miss representation, so allegations surrounding him will be thrown out.
-Dan Mullen fired Scott Sallach because the NCAA IS ON THEM! (rue)
-There is NOTHING in Freeze' PHONE RECORDS, Rosebowl is nuts. (Rue!)
-NO WAY we get a SECOND YEAR BOWL BAN
-Recruits are ALL IN. No decommits.
-BJORK IS SAFE and has 100% school SUPPORT!
-NONE of our players will TRANSFER.
-NCAA VIOLATED THE RULES, most of the case will be thrown out (rue)
-Steve Robertson is in SO MUCH TROUBLE; we're about to RUIN him!! (Rue, I tell you)
-Nutt doesn't have a case; he can't sue for being terrible... whats a disparagement clause? (Rue)
-Good news is coming! MOAB!! BOOM!!
-The COMMITTEE on Infractions will SEE THROUGH THE LIES!
-The COI will wait on the Rebel Rags deposition before they meet.
-Leo called John Doe Booster all those times for legal advise only.
-Godfrey' article!! BOOM!!
-The National Media has NO CHOICE but to report on this GODFREY ARTICLE... any minute now!
-Despite actual texts, Leo is LYING ABOUT MONEY from Booster 14!!
-Despite no evidence whatsoever, MSU GAVE LEO MONEY!
-SECOND MOAB ARTICLE COMING!!
-Kobe's parents HATE Dan Mullen for forcing these poor kids to SPREAD THESE LIES! (RUE!!)
-Despite being cleared and the investigation closed, MSU is in SO. MUCH. TROUBLE.
-The tapes?
-You'll all rue the day... RUE!!!
 

missouridawg

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I wonder what nonsense they will come up with after 9/11 and then after the penalties are announced?
 

AFDawg

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Our poor 2017 recRUEting class will have to rue their fRUEshman, sophRUEmore, JRUEnior, and senRUEr years. And some will RUEd shirt too.
 

Willow Grove Dawg

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There was no PAY for PLAY

but but but Yancy said, and Neal said, and Chuck said, and Stephen Godfrey said

The best might that Godfrey is a credible national journalist
 

bulldognation

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They can't rue Freeze until after they argue what a fine upstanding man he was to the COI.
After the COI ignores their BS and drops the hammer, then and only then will he be cast down by the admin. Most likely in the appeal process where they will claim that no system devised by man could have ever known to check phone records for red flags.
 

TheStateUofMS

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They will continue to act as they are. Delusional. They will act as though the penalties don't exist and carry on. Bowl ban? They will suck anyway, so it's "not really a ban."

"Ole MooU is going 8-5, 9-3 and they think that's good??? We'd fire our coach in a heart beat for doing that horribly!" (they will be 3-9)
 

Drebin

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Aug 22, 2012
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Seriously, any Ole Miss fan that reads this and then continues to pay Chuck and Yancy a penny, or believes any of the rubbish coming from over there...is a mouth breathing idiot who should be sterilized so he can't reproduce.
 

xxxWalkTheDawg

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And that was the cliffnotes version*

further broken down.. UM undeniablely f.....................17d. UM fans (and not a fans) maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadd. MSU fans and others point and laaaaaugh because we now have free reign on the stage for the foreseeable future.
 

Shmuley

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Is it possible that those stupid MFers will accurately predict NOTHING? Just as a matter of pure, dumb, blind luck they should get SOMETHING right.
 

coach66

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You need to add the narratives from the Lopez and the Starkville coach, Kevin

I think. Those guys are credible.
 

RutherfordBHayes

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Is it possible that those stupid MFers will accurately predict NOTHING? Just as a matter of pure, dumb, blind luck they should get SOMETHING right.
Yes. Yancy broke the news that the date and place of the COI meeting had been set for Sept 11. He TOTALLY nailed that one, so credit is due there...
ooof course, the NCAA instructed them to keep that information confidential, but whatevs. Rule-following is kind of the point here, I think.
 

MedDawg

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I wonder what nonsense they will come up with after 9/11 and then after the penalties are announced?

"Our appeal of the COI findings will shame the NCAA and they will have no choice but to drop all penalties"

Oh, and for the next few years or so..."MSU is under investigation and will get hit worse than OM".
 

DerHntr

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They can't rue Freeze until after they argue what a fine upstanding man he was to the COI.
After the COI ignores their BS and drops the hammer, then and only then will he be cast down by the admin. Most likely in the appeal process where they will claim that no system devised by man could have ever known to check phone records for red flags.

This is what I keep waiting for. Apparently, freeze is still actively showing his face around town in Oxford and just going about his every day business. Once the penalties have been levied, I think that the OM hive mind will collectively tar and feather him. It's going to be amazing to watch considering they bet the farm on his character and holiness.

ETA: they might even start airing his dirty laundry to include: styrofoam vodka dranks, salon visits, special massages with happy endings, etc.
I could easily see it become a feeding frenzy where it's cool to know something about Freeze and to be the one to spread it (similar to being cool by giving recruits gear and bragging about it).
 
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Drebin

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I could easily see it become a feeding frenzy where it's cool to know something about Freeze and to be the one to spread it (similar to being cool by giving recruits gear and bragging about it).

I think this has already been happening for quite a while. Many of these stories have been bouncing in and around Oxford for the last couple of years.
 

DerHntr

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I think this has already been happening for quite a while. Many of these stories have been bouncing in and around Oxford for the last couple of years.

I don't doubt that it is happening some, but when the message goes out that they will now put all the blame on Hugh Freeze there will be a scramble to see who can drop the biggest bomb. Maybe this will be Godfrey's third article with an actual MOAB instead of simply re-writing the response to the notice of allegations.
 

cowbell88

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Can someone clarify where these lies, rumors or partial truths came from.

Was it all from Chuck and Yancy and the paid propaganda throwers, or was some also from some of their delusional fans on nafoom, red cup, etc?

Can anyone do a color code so we can know who told what lie and when? That would be fantastic if so.
 

MrHooch

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"Our appeal of the COI findings will shame the NCAA and they will have no choice but to drop all penalties"

Oh, and for the next few years or so..."MSU is under investigation and will get hit worse than OM".

This right here is the main thing I expect. They're suddenly going to become YUGE hippified fans of karma and will rally around the cry of "MSU is under investigation, our case laid the framework for it and now they'll RUE!"
 

kired

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Aug 22, 2008
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Oh, it's hilarious to hear them already talking about what a terrible hire he was - they never liked him, glad he's gone so they can hire a real coach.
 

RutherfordBHayes

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Nov 4, 2014
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Can someone clarify where these lies, rumors or partial truths came from.

Was it all from Chuck and Yancy and the paid propaganda throwers, or was some also from some of their delusional fans on nafoom, red cup, etc?

Can anyone do a color code so we can know who told what lie and when? That would be fantastic if so.
I can't. I just started writing these down about a year ago after a couple dozen air balls in a row.
It's all from their message boards and fan site writers. But it's impossible to say where they originate because it's just an echo chamber up there.
 
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You covered the part where they say we orchestrated the whole thing and colluded with the NCAA, but seem to have left out the one where Bama controls the NCAA and forced the NCAA to take down Ole Miss because they dared to beat Saban twice and Bama was scared of OM.

You also left out the part where the NCAA is an unruly, unethical bunch of Christian-haters who decided to take Ole Miss down because, under Freeze they were Christ's Army...a beacon of light in a dark world..and the NCAA could not allow an openly Christian, God-fearing ultra-moral man like Hugh Freeze succeed.
 

RutherfordBHayes

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You covered the part where they say we orchestrated the whole thing and colluded with the NCAA, but seem to have left out the one where Bama controls the NCAA and forced the NCAA to take down Ole Miss because they dared to beat Saban twice and Bama was scared of OM.

You also left out the part where the NCAA is an unruly, unethical bunch of Christian-haters who decided to take Ole Miss down because, under Freeze they were Christ's Army...a beacon of light in a dark world..and the NCAA could not allow an openly Christian, God-fearing ultra-moral man like Hugh Freeze succeed.
True. I used to have some of that, but there's only so much bandwidth.
I mean, they've blamed everybody that they can think of, well, except the ones actually involved.
They beat Bama twice!! Which is something like 2 more times than they've beaten them in the last 20 years or so. So, obviously...