True story guys. A lot of you know I travel about 50% of the time. I’m a loyal delta guy so I go through Atlanta most flights. When I travel, I’m usually wearing some WVU garb and it usually ends up in a conversation with someone.
This one time, can’t quite remember the month, it was around tax reform discussions. July-Dec I think. So, I had this older gentleman come up to me and offer to buy me a drii and thank me for my service. I happened to have on a Marine Corps hat so I said, sure. He happened to be an alum and we struck up a fairly good conversation over a couple of drinks. Most of the conversation involved tax reform, he said he had a lot of experience in tax and business and didn’t think it was a good idea. I politely disagreed and so the afternoon went waiting on these storms to pass. 1 drink turned into 2 and 2 turned into 3. It was a great conversation, guy was really nice.
Well, I had to pee and as I got up to go, he said he did as well. Ok. So, I’m at the urinal taking a piss and this guy happens to peak over the divider and take a long gander at my unit. I was like, hey man, have some respect. Then it got weird. He complimented me on my cock and said he’d give me $50 if I let him blow me. Obviously, I said no and laughed it off. I’ve been cruised by older gentlemen in hotel bars and being an advocate of gays, I wasn’t offended, just not into it, ya know? I zipped up and started to go wash my hands. Next thing I know, this guy stepped up behind me and grabbed the sink and weighed on me a couple of times. Ok, this time I pushed him back and a little more forcefully explained I wasn’t gay.
I’ve kind of kept this quiet for the last year, because as it turns out, during the conversation the guy caught me checking the board during our conversation. He smirked, and asked what my board handle was because he posts some as well. I told him, he started laughing and told me who he was. I feel I need to get this trauma out and to make sure you guys knew to be weary on your travels or if you ever ran across him as he’s prone to sexual assault. It was Bru, so be careful. Thanks, I’m glad I could share.
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