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Jack needs a slump buster ASAP.

josebrown

josebrown

All-Conference
Aug 4, 2008
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I'm almost to the point of offering to take one for the team... I'm doing every superstition for him that I know.. He's got to be due!
 
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thekimmer

All-Conference
Aug 30, 2012
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Seems like he’s 0-2 count before he leaves the dugout...

fishwater99 said:
Someone needs to help a brother out.
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Dang I hate it for him. And for us. We need that bat to heat up.

idhate for his college career to end on this kind of slump.
 
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Msubulldogfan1

Freshman
Sep 12, 2013
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Do we consider moving him back? I know that’s borderline blasphemy, but your leadoff batter not getting on base at all is not good.

Who knows, maybe that would wake him up. That’d be one hell of a call tho.
 
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Shmuley

Shmuley

Heisman
Mar 6, 2008
24,398
12,551
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The Shitheads are somehow involved in this. Some sort of yancy led, zima fueled, voo doo hex chicken leg ****.
 
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stateu1

All-Conference
Mar 21, 2016
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Msubulldogfan1 said:
Do we consider moving him back? I know that’s borderline blasphemy, but you’re leadoff batter not getting on base at all is not good.

Who knows, maybe that would wake him up. That’d be one hell of a call tho.
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I agree. Might light a fire under his ***. Although I think he already has an *** under fire. Might make the flame blue though.
 
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CadaverDawg

Redshirt
Dec 5, 2011
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Maybe the coaches should tell him to take until he gets a strike or two. Sounds crazy, but he is a great 2 strike hitter and teams know he chases pitches so not many of them throw him strikes....so worst case scenario you draw some walks, work pitch counts, or he is still standing up there 0-2. Just a thought....I'm sure Lemonis is looking for some**
 
aTotal360

aTotal360

Heisman
Nov 12, 2009
22,636
16,618
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I see that bastard leaned over a cauldron of rose`, dropping in two valiums, adding a pinch of Bonsai-18 and two drops of some dude's piss he collected at Funky's.
 
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stateu1

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CadaverDawg said:
Maybe the coaches should tell him to take until he gets a strike or two. Sounds crazy, but he is a great 2 strike hitter and teams know he chases pitches so not many of them throw him strikes....so worst case scenario you draw some walks, work pitch counts, or he is still standing up there 0-2. Just a thought....I'm sure Lemonis is looking for some**
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He has absolutely not been a great 2 strike hitter lately. He needs to swing at strikes.
 
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Shamoan

Redshirt
Jun 27, 2013
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I’m thinking about breaking out the shirt a week early to get him out of this slump, I think 7 wins gets us a title and I think that’s all my shirt has in it.
 
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Shamoan

Redshirt
Jun 27, 2013
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It might help his psyche to get moved down....less pressure? One thing is certain, what he is doing ain’t working
 
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Tall Dawg

Junior
Apr 11, 2016
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I've been telling folks for 2 weeks they should move him to the 2 hole and try it for at least 2 games. Damn sure need to try something!
 
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olblue

All-Conference
Aug 17, 2011
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Msubulldogfan1 said:
Do we consider moving him back? I know that’s borderline blasphemy, but your leadoff batter not getting on base at all is not good.

Who knows, maybe that would wake him up. That’d be one hell of a call tho.
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Damn we have some dumb fans.
 
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Msubulldogfan1

Freshman
Sep 12, 2013
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Boomer said:
Damn we have some dumb fans.
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Why is that not a legitimate consideration? Jake is above reproach?

I didn’t say whether we should move him or not, but he is in a massive slump and our 1 hole guy hitting less than .100. The past however long is not sound strategy.
 
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TBone.sixpack

Redshirt
Feb 2, 2011
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Boomer only logs in to tell everyone how stupid they are. If he has superior thoughts, I wish he would share with the group*
 
tired

tired

All-Conference
Sep 16, 2013
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TBone said:
Boomer only logs in to tell everyone how stupid they are. If he has superior thoughts, I wish he would share with the group*
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Especially since he just won a t-ball championship.
 
MeridianDog

MeridianDog

Freshman
Sep 3, 2008
3,226
80
48
Is there anyone who can reach him before the game tonight? If he is in a slump, they showed proof positive on Bull Durham how to break the slump, when Susan Sarandon gave Kevin Costner a pair of Women's underwear to wear. It broke Costner's slump and would probably break Jake's slump.


Lemonis should ask one of the ball girls to give him something girly/sexy to wear to break the slump. As far as I know, it works every time.
 
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