I can honestly tell you that it took as much time as it takes to write this prompt, and I type quickly. "The Iowa Hawkeye mascot is standing in front of a large spinning wheel called "Iowa Fans - Wheel Of Excuses". The choices on the wheel are: "Damn Refs", "Injury", "Steroids", "Ironman (All)* (NOTE - I screwed this up, it was supposed to be Ironbird) and "Spin Again". An off-screen announcer says "This is for Spencer's latest loss, give it a spin!" The Hawkeye mascot spins the wheel and it lands on "Damn Refs". The off-screen announcer says "It lands on Damn Refs. Congrats Hawk fans, once again, we didn't simply lose!"
Not only did I screw up the Ironman thing, but, I didn't notice until later that there is clearly a Tiger mascot behind the wheel.