Indiana Haiku Thread 2026

[DJ Spanky]

Haiku thread can't die
Focus on what's important
Beat Indiana

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Rooting for Haiku …

Less chance of losing and it …

Involves less chopping

 

[SHUSource]

Indiana is
Not committed to haiku
So you beat them there

 

[SHUSource]

Haiku 'bout haiku
Can you call it reflexive?
Or kind of meta?

 

[Knight Shift]

Coaches and AP
Polls? Meh- Rutgers is Number
One in Haiku Poll

 

[DJ Spanky]

Haiku and Tailgate
Rutgers consistently wins
We're undefeated.

 

[LeapinLou]

This was a layup
Then Cignetti came to town
Now we have no chance

 

[Doctor Worm]

Bring back Tom Allen
Former Big Ten Coach of Year
I liked him better

 

[DJ Spanky]

This was a layup
Then Cignetti came to town
Now we have no chance

You forgot to add:
"Along with forty million"
Cash is always king!

 

[RUforester72]

Go with Cignetti
Unless you eat spaghetti
Face like a meatball.

 

[DJ Spanky]

Salmon and pulled pork
The late meal is gonna rock
So not too shabby!

For the early meal
Veggie and chicken skewers
Along with some ribs.

We'll nail the tailgate
As always got that covered
Consistent winner!

Now up to the team
Beat up the Who's Your Daddies
Drive them from the field.

 

[Knight Shift]

Head coach Cignetti
On sideline with hands on hips
Conveys dominance

Head coach Schiano
On sideline-hands over eyes
Searching for answers

 

[SHUSource]

The I.U. Hoosiers
Used to be a "gimme game"
Now they just give points

Shows you how a coach
Is the key to your success
Or why you fall flat

Greg Schiano's clock
Reads "eleven fifty-nine"
Will Keli hit "snooze"?

 

[SHUSource]

Tailgating is fun
No matter how your team plays
Lots of booze and food

Went to games for years
Just to grill and drink and eat
Without care who won

Held down Purple Lot
Walked half hour to the gate
Like many others, in late

But my int'rest waned
In a school that is not mine
Now I do haiku

 

[DJ Spanky]

Shows you how a coach
Is the key to your success
Or why you fall flat

"Shows you how a coach"
Plus Forty Million Dollars
You forgot that part.

 

[Haiku575]

BK let me know
I'm a South Jersey expert
Wooder, Poh-cann-ohhs

 

[RUforester72]

Watching games today.
We might beat Michigan State.
But I could be wrong.