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Indiana Haiku Thread 2026

DJ Spanky

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
50,832
62,849
113
Salmon and pulled pork
The late meal is gonna rock
So not too shabby!

For the early meal
Veggie and chicken skewers
Along with some ribs.

We'll nail the tailgate
As always got that covered
Consistent winner!

Now up to the team
Beat up the Who's Your Daddies
Drive them from the field.
 
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Knight Shift

Knight Shift

Heisman
May 19, 2011
91,227
89,419
113
Head coach Cignetti
On sideline with hands on hips
Conveys dominance

Head coach Schiano
On sideline-hands over eyes
Searching for answers
 
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SHUSource

SHUSource

All-Conference
Jun 3, 2001
42,139
4,505
48
The I.U. Hoosiers
Used to be a "gimme game"
Now they just give points

Shows you how a coach
Is the key to your success
Or why you fall flat

Greg Schiano's clock
Reads "eleven fifty-nine"
Will Keli hit "snooze"?
 
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SHUSource

SHUSource

All-Conference
Jun 3, 2001
42,139
4,505
48
Tailgating is fun
No matter how your team plays
Lots of booze and food

Went to games for years
Just to grill and drink and eat
Without care who won

Held down Purple Lot
Walked half hour to the gate
Like many others, in late

But my int'rest waned
In a school that is not mine
Now I do haiku
 
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