Had a funny interaction with dUKe fan:

[BlueVelvetFog]

Before I cross swords with a Dook fan, I ask: "Name the coach before Kxks[y[ejski"
I've had one of the 100,000 I have asked who knew.
I say: "Let me guess: Boston Red Sox, GS Warriors + Clemson football."

Wait..aren’t you a Clemson fan?

 

[uky8unc5]

Wait..aren’t you a Clemson fan?

I despise all things orange so much I put blue food color in my OJ.

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

I'm a Clemson and Kentucky alumnus so whatever. But op is a complete jagoff.

 

[JoeBeeHall]

Seems to be awfully close to the complaints I’m seeing about UNCs fan base.

Look...Bandwagon and front-runner fans come from anywhere. Heck I know of a Duke B-ball and Alabama football fan..living in MS.

It happens because they like following winning teams.

I know a guy that wears a John Deere that does not own a tractor.
Seems most people like to be identified with a winner albeit a mower,motorcycle,or sports team.

 

[hotelblue]

I have seen the vehicle before & recognized the lady driving it, she was coming out behind me so I made a point of acting like I was trying to squeeze between the vehicles without touching hers to get into ours, she asked if she was parked too close I said no mam I'm just trying not to touch your vehicle I saw the plate on the front & was afraid I might get burned or catch something from touching it.

now i’m no english teacher...

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

I know a guy that wears a John Deere that does not own a tractor.
Seems most people like to be identified with a winner albeit a mower,motorcycle,or sports team.

Apples and Cadillac’s

 

[Elliott Tim]

I live in Western Ky. on the Indiana border, I stopped at a Thornton's service station Thurs. morning at the start of work to get a USA Today & a cup of water. When I came out to get in our service truck I noticed the SUV parked next to us had a dUKe plate on the front. I have seen the vehicle before & recognized the lady driving it, she was coming out behind me so I made a point of acting like I was trying to squeeze between the vehicles without touching hers to get into ours, she asked if she was parked too close I said no mam I'm just trying not to touch your vehicle I saw the plate on the front & was afraid I might get burned or catch something from touching it. She kinda smiled & said let me guess your a UK fan, I said why yes mam I am what other fan is there do tell? I said I can't believe you would drive around with that crap attached to the front of such a nice looking vehicle & she said why because we're in Ky. & I said no because dUKe sucks no matter where you live. She said her some son & husband both were dUKe fans & I said so your whole family makes poor decisions not just you. She laughed , I wished her a nice day & told not to give up there's still hope for you. I saw her again the next day same place & told her we have an intervention scheduled for you & your family.
Go BIG BLUE she just smiled shuck her head & said Kentucky fans. We wished each other a nice day & nice weekend & parted ways.

Bet it took longer to type, than it did to waste both your times on a trivial matter.

 

[-BBH-]

I had no idea people still bought USA Today.

And what kinda of sicko goes into a convenience store and only comes out with a cup of water?

 

[Catzman]

Was she hot?

 

[oldsports_]

Cool story Bro. Got more?

 

[CorrectShadeofBlue]

Hey CSB it wasn't a competition just a friendly interaction. Say hi to mother for me.

Say hi to your mother for me? Bro. It’s sad enough that you thought that line was clever enough to use one time. But, the fact that you thought it was funny enough to use it multiple times? That’s just unoriginal and kinda pathetic.

Almost as pathetic as your expectation that your poorly-written (and likely-fake) story was going to be well received here... or really, anywhere else.

 

[Gassy_Knowls]

Was she hot?

Duke female fan? Probably not.

 

[kevcat]

I had no idea people still bought USA Today.

This and “a cup of water”?

Who in the hell buys a USA Today and a cup of water and then harasses an old lady because she has a Duke license plate?

 

[Macys Socks]

Dude call it what ever the fu(k you want, I really don't care about your or anybody else's opinion on here. It was just a friendly interaction not meant to be an interrogation. Your probably a dUKe fan & a millennial like a few others on here. Yes I buy a USA today every day M-F, I'm old school I like to hold my news paper in my hand to read instead of burying my face in a phone to read it. This is why I don't post on here very often. Say hi to mother for me.

Friendly interaction? Dude you were being a dick. Your not posting here is a positive.

 

[kevcat]

The OP’s story is strange and somewhat disturbing on many levels.

 

[STL_Cat]

Self-awareness is not generally one of a jackass’s strongest traits.

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

No, but I do remember trying to pause for other . . . "extracurricular activities".

I bet you rubbed the symbol off the pause button when basic instinct came out...

 

[Backer cutter]

I picked the wrong day to quit looking at license plates.

 

[jameslee32]

I tend to agree with dukesux1.

 

[Random UK Fan_rivals71127]

I bet you rubbed the symbol off the pause button when basic instinct came out...

. . . among other "buttons".