GYERO ARCHIVE

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buckethead1978

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Oct 6, 2007
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I have to pretty much answer all calls to my cell phone.

Extended warranty people get 2 routes:
1. I agree and get put all the way to sales and give them all but the last digits of the credit card and tell them I changed my mind.
2. I tell them that I crashed the car and my dog died and that I am very upset that they brought it up.

Any Indian gets murder wished upon on them and I insult their culture as much as I can.

One of the warranty people told me that just by answering and talking means now they know they have a working number so they send your number out to other people.
 

drxman1

Heisman
Nov 5, 2008
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Chad, let’s say you have a chance to make a deal with the devil. He’ll guarantee #9 this year, and by way of a hellacious beatdown of Duke in the finals.

But you’d have to execute Eddie Vedder.

You take it?
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
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If Eddie’s gone, who will champion all his liberal causes? F’ing Bono? Yeah right. Sorry UK.
 
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UKStoleMyFish

All-American
Dec 31, 2002
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Guesses on the line? Mine is UK -2.

Opened at UK -3.

 

UK_Dallas

Heisman
Sep 17, 2015
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My dad lives to **** with the telemarketer calls. He uses an air horn to finish them off.

- My favorite move is to tell them to hang on while you grab something. Put the phone down and see how long it takes them to hang up. Maybe rustle some papers or yell you'll be right back. Record is a little less than 5 minutes.
 

catsfanbgky

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Oct 18, 2006
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My dad lives to **** with the telemarketer calls. He uses an air horn to finish them off.

- My favorite move is to tell them to hang on while you grab something. Put the phone down and see how long it takes them to hang up. Maybe rustle some papers or yell you'll be right back. Record is a little less than 5 minutes.

What ??? Are you talking a REAL air horn, or just those phone app air horns ?
 

Hank Camacho

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May 7, 2002
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I too hope Wayne Dougan gets kidnapped.

Not raped or maimed or anything, but you know just a chance to get out of the house for a few days, do some blow with guys with neck tattoos, beg for cash on video, and just relax a little. Maybe catch up on some day time tv.

I could use a good kidnapping, tbh.
 

Wrong

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May 13, 2006
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Sipping some William LaRue Weller- best damn whiskey I’ve ever had. My gawd.

That and George T Stagg are 2 that I really want to try.

Geese Feeder’s buddy let me try some of his Willet Family Estate Barrel strength and it was maybe the best I’ve ever had.
 
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