GYERO ARCHIVE

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rudd1

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Oct 3, 2007
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-mrs rudd forgot the orange liqueur...so now the pots de creme are bourbon chocolate. Thought you all should know.

-someone needs to source a gym in Frankfort/versailles. Old dude pick up would be a blast.

-grabbing heart/joan jett tickets for the wife and I in cincy. Should be fun.

-if any of you lawyers/bankers need ties
Paul Stuart is having a helluva sale. Especially bow ties.

-RE: Bow ties. Cant wear them(neck too thick). Sad.
 
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wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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- That 130 is really really good.

- Friday 5 (hodgepodge of songs off the top of my head of current playlists in heavy rotation)

Radio Free Europe- REM
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road- Elton John
Til I Collapse- Eminem
Hypnotize- Biggie
Ocean Eyes- Billie Eilish
 
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UKStoleMyFish

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Dec 31, 2002
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* Guesses on the line? Mine is UK -2.


* Met with my new financial advisor recently and he told me that at my current savings rate (which I thought was pretty damn good), I have a robust 32% chance of being able to retire at 68 years old. Sweet.


* Laugh all you want, but Chad is correct. Hitting shots -- not just shots, but WIDE *** OPEN THREE POINT SHOTS -- is key. We do that, we're golden.


* The Mardis Gras Miracle was 25 years ago today. Wow. WOOOOWWW.


* Finally got rid of our '02 Sequoia. Old gal had been with us through a lot. Told the guy working at the tow yard that John Calipari rode in her once. He didn't know who that was.


* "Sister Luck" by Counting Crows. :fire:
 

VernHatton52

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Aug 9, 2005
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Tell ya what, Doc. How bout we gather up all of Gyero and do a Diggstown style showdown? I would be the LG Jr character, of course. Pti could be my James Woods. We'll line everybody up and I'll knock you all down one by one.

You can even try to mess with my mind and bring Anth out mid card without stepping onto the court. He stares at me momentarily only to turn around and walk away. And then after a grueling 10th game with NW50, I celebrate thinking I had it won.
But then you hit me with the ol' "Anth never stepped onto the court" line so it didn't count.

Then, from the gym entrance, emerges AGS. He's brought out of hiding to bring me down. Early on, it looks bleak. AGS is attacking the rim, knowing I'm weary from my previous bout with the monster that is NW50. But, little did they know, my boy Pti has an ace up his sleeve. He gives AGS the ol' thumbs down and he lays down giving me the victory.

I'm the bball coach at my elementary school. I have gym access whenever I want. I'm on spring break the first week of April. That gives all you fools ample time to get fit and work on your jumper. We could easily make this happen.
 

BellyDancer

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Sep 15, 2005
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Whoever it was, they asked for "Michael" and then I laid into them. I have seriously contemplated throwing my phone into the f***ing river. Life was just fine before those GD things infected our lives.

SHAKEN & STIR should be a game changer for these sort of calls and at least 2 major wireless carriers plan to be using the system by the end of the year.
 

funKYcat75

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Apr 10, 2008
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Lexington high school teams are just a nice springtime hobby for the level of players this town has.
 

cawoodsct

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Apr 27, 2006
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Ill be coach of the Lexington Boats
 
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Century Cat

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Jan 3, 2003
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Occasionally I will be in the mood to call back and mess with those people, particularly the ones who scream
"YOU OWE BACK TAXES. CALL US WITHIN 24 HOURS OR THE IRS WILL HAVE THE LOCAL COPS [<--[roll], OK] COME ARREST YOU."

Call back: "Yes, give me your name please."

[100 Cat]: "Um, you called me, don't you know who you were calling? Why don't you identify YOURself to ME? Also, can you please explain how the LOCAL COPS would have jurisdiction over an alleged IRS offense?"

Etc., Etc.

It usually ends in a screaming volley of F-YOUs, and when you really know you got their goat is when they're the ones to crack and drop the first F-bomb when they realize you're clowning them.

Every now and then, it's just good for the soul, IMO.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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Lexington is good at all the white sports - swimming, baseball, soccer, golf, cross-country, polo.

St. X and Trinity should win every state title in everything. All-male schools of 8000 students full of pent-up sexual frustration that can be channeled into athletics = recipe for success.
No that’s “winning culture” learn terms
 

_Chase_

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Jan 22, 2004
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If I can tell it’s a real person I usually just blow into the phone as hard as I can. I really need to get a whistle just for them.
 

Ron Mehico

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Jan 4, 2008
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I was very bored one day and had one of those Indian guys call with a “sir your dell laptop computer has a virus!” Scam. I don’t own a dell laptop. I wasted a solid 45 mins of his day putting him on hold to get a laptop, acting confused on how to go to the website, saying my battery died hold on 10 mins so I can charge it, etc etc. he eventually started cussing me out and calling me an *******, was great. Spam calls are about 75% of my incoming phone calls now.
 
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Blowing a whistle into the phone.

The theory that it hurts their ears thru the phone more than it does your own...


...Chase. krazykats.



Anyone else dumb enough to believe this?
 

krazykats

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Nov 6, 2006
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No reason to lump me in with the beaver dam liberals.

I won a bottle of Lot B Pappy last night on the poker games. $65 buy in.

If UK is -2, withdrawing from my 401K may be the least of my worries.
 
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