Randies:
* This team is weirdly hateable. Maybe the Bahamas made expectations way too high, but what should on paper be as fun a team as we've had in a while just doesn't translate to the court.
Personality-wise, everybody other than Sour-Puss Nick Richards seems like a good dude. Moreover, Reid Travis, Keldon Johnson, and Tyler Herro (because he's white) seem like absolutely awesome individuals. I mean, I'd actually listen to Reid Travis give a speech, for touch's sake.
It sucks, TBH.
I want to love this team. But I kind of dread watching them play.
* I love looking at the box score after playing some scrub team from Nowheresville, Alaska and reading the names of opposing players. It is like an 80s video game.
Diago Quinn? Louie Pillari? Ray Salnave? Samuel Chaput?
All ostensibly actual people who play for Monmouth. You couldn't make those names up if you tried.
* Watching Nick Richards play makes me question God and humanity. Hey Nick, you're playing basketball for the University of Kentucky, for Christ's sake. The world is your oyster. Smile at least once.
* We went 9 and 3 in football. I don't think this gets enough publicity.
That is amazing. Probably time to retire the Angry Piglet moniker, imo. What Stoops has accomplished here is simply incredible. I mean, we are awful at football and were one notch above this year's Louisville squad when Joker was done.
We just watched a team with multiple veteran NFL draft picks. Allen, Benny, Conrad, Mike Edwards, maybe Darius West, maybe Josh Paschal. At UK.
And to boot we had both a coach and a player going through chemo.
To quote the fat Italian, Wowwwwwwww!