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BBdK

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<---- was hit by a drunk driver at that stoplight back in 2001.

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BBdK

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He had no wedding to attend -- Threw a sobbing fit about losing his job (was in a commercial vehicle) & went to jail in cuffs instead.

Lesson learned, I hope
 

Hank Camacho

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May 7, 2002
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Feed stores/farm equipment stores smell awesome. Probably all the chemicals. Random scent that I really enjoy.

My dad once took my brother and I to a Southern States and handed us a bag of something. He then pretended to act shocked and scared and told he had accidentally handed us the chemicals they rub on steers so their balls shrink before they castrate them and told us to drop it immediately and go wash our hands.

A total dickhead move, but something I am looking forward to pulling on my kids someday. Pay it forward.
 
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SIBERIA—Stressing that the edict had come down from the top commanders within the Russian military complex, a video game guard told reporters Tuesday that he was under strict orders to repeatedly pace the same stretch of hallway. “I was given specific instructions to continually walk down this 50-foot corridor, pause for a few moments at the end to inspect the wall, turn around very slowly, and return to the opposite end of the hallway, without ever straying from this routine,”




Lol. The Onion cracks my **** up on a daily basis...worship. Best news site out there, imo.
Don't sleep on Clickhole.

https://www.clickhole.com/righting-wrongs-subway-s-new-spokesperson-is-a-man-who-1829838962
 

BBdK

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[laughing] Think it's actually Rare+, but yeah. I expect my steak to be cooked properly at a fine steakhouse, but that's just ridiculous.

Most likely, I'd cook the steak wrong on purpose if I received that order. Could be the root of his problem of receiving 87% wrongly cooked steaks, tbh.
 

Strokin_Bandit

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I didn’t even know Bojangles was open for breakfast, and even then I wouldn’t expect this picnic fried chicken joint to excel at this meal. It’s like going to a gentlemen’s establishment and expecting their buffet to rival the Champagne Brunch out in Vegas.
 

BBdK

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I didn’t even know Bojangles was open for breakfast, and even then I wouldn’t expect this picnic fried chicken joint to excel at this meal. It’s like going to a gentlemen’s establishment and expecting their buffet to rival the Champagne Brunch out in Vegas.

********. It's actually like going to a Chicken & Biscuit restaurant and expecting a good Chicken Biscuit.





If your Logo reads FAMOUS CHICKEN AND BISCUITS, it's beyond reasonable to expect a good CHICKEN BISCUIT at any hour that you're open.
 

GonzoCat90

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Best chicken biscuit I ever had was at a Bojangles in Graham, North Carolina at around 5 am. Worst chicken biscuit I ever had was at a Bojangles in Morrisville, North Carolina at around 5 am.
 
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mashburned

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You have to have a biscuit degree to make biscuits at Bo’s. They also have honey, hot sauce, grape and strawberry jelly at their condiment stations. World class.
 

neilborders

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I can’t imagine they’d shut down to retrain their staff if they hadn’t taken a pretty hard fall. But I’m no pizzaball and will defer to them.
 

anthonys735

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[laughing] Think it's actually Rare+, but yeah. I expect my steak to be cooked properly at a fine steakhouse, but that's just ridiculous.

Most likely, I'd cook the steak wrong on purpose if I received that order. Could be the root of his problem of receiving 87% wrongly cooked steaks, tbh.

****. I did that once because the place can't cook to my preferred(and the only way to eat a steak) medium rare. Figured at least this way it wouldn't be overdone. It wasn't, just basically raw. They just can't cook a damn steak. Not my fault.
 

PFJ_Reg

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Fine steakhouse rankings...
  1. Rare
  2. Medium rare
  3. Medium
  4. Raw
  5. Chicken fingers
  6. Medium well
  7. Well
  1. NY Strip
  2. Rib-eye
  3. Porterhouse
  4. T-bone
  5. Tenderloin
  6. Chicken fingers
  7. Sirloin
 
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