GYERO ARCHIVE
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So that makes two GYERO posters flaunting their female cousins in the past week. Anyone else?
Your cousin has a pretty nice ***, Swimmer.
Please stop
Buick has gone all in on marketing themselves towards young suburban yuppie lassies.
IS THAT A BUICK?
#HussyInYogaPantsDrinkingStarbucks
IS THAT A BUICK?
#HussyInYogaPantsDrinkingStarbucks
Pequod's is great, just not better than Malnati's butter crust.
If I continue to get to see UKSwimmer's cousin's hot *** because of it, I'm #Allin on this marketing campaign.
The grumpy bastards in that Louisville Top Golf/Not my Neighborhood lock-in photo are the target demographic for Buick. Don’t kid yourselves. Sweet, young tail is just standard bait.
Well those old Buick-driving, Top Golf-hatin' geezers are keeping UKSwimmer's cousin shaking her *** on the TV, so please show some respect.
Frankly though, it's a stupid commercial. They're basically saying, "everybody thinks we suck, but we're actually pretty good now." Imagine if a sorority that was trying to change its image advertised like Buick did:
Setup: Two frat guys talking to each other on the quad
Guy 1 (Waving to group of girls across quad): "Hey, there's my Delta Zeta girlfriend over there."
Guy 2 (Zooming in on homely looking fat girl): "Gee man, she, uh, looks nice..."
Guy 1 (Pointing to attractive girl behind homely fat girl): "No, she's right there."
Guy 2: "Wow, that's a DZ?"
Frankly though, it's a stupid commercial. They're basically saying, "everybody thinks we suck, but we're actually pretty good now." Imagine if a sorority that was trying to change its image advertised like Buick did:
Setup: Two frat guys talking to each other on the quad
Guy 1 (Waving to group of girls across quad): "Hey, there's my Delta Zeta girlfriend over there."
Guy 2 (Zooming in on homely looking fat girl): "Gee man, she, uh, looks nice..."
Guy 1 (Pointing to attractive girl behind homely fat girl): "No, she's right there."
Guy 2: "Wow, that's a DZ?"
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Can't spell "Buck Nekkid" without "Buick" imo
Isn’t that essentially how Domino’s tried to re-brand their pizza about 5 years ago?
Look. We know you guys only order Domino’s when there are literally no other options available, or you’re so hungry you could eat particle board. We know we suck, but hey, whatever ya’ know? But now, we’ve flavored our crust with liquid butter substitute so enjoy! You’re welcome, America. Next, we’re going to fix some potholes!
Guess what. Domino’s still sucks.
Look. We know you guys only order Domino’s when there are literally no other options available, or you’re so hungry you could eat particle board. We know we suck, but hey, whatever ya’ know? But now, we’ve flavored our crust with liquid butter substitute so enjoy! You’re welcome, America. Next, we’re going to fix some potholes!
Guess what. Domino’s still sucks.
You could shoot out an itinerary for the Champions Classic to 2018 Chad that included a pregame meal at St. Elmo’s and he’d probably be ok with it.
The worst part of that Buick commercial is the couple at the end with her snarky "didja?" when he mistakes the car. I really want him to be like "Yea hen I did know that! Now shut it!". But nah he folds like pretty much every beat down husband would.
No way, dude.
Go sledding, skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, or any of the other wonderful outdoor activities that you can enjoy in 30 degree temperatures.
Go sledding, skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, or any of the other wonderful outdoor activities that you can enjoy in 30 degree temperatures.
Dominos tastes like a dog panted all over it before they put it in the box. Like they take it out of the oven on the big pizza tray and stick it in front of a big *** Labrador that just breathes heavy on it for about 10 seconds. Then they pop it in a box and away it goes. That’s what dominos tastes like
It's a little-known fact that the word domino stems from the Latin phrase canem spiritus, meaning dog breath.
I'm not a huge Domino's fan at all, but I do love some microwaved Dominos' the next morning when I'm hungover.
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Was just listening to Parrish’s podcast on the way home and he was bitching about UK fans blowing him up about some wild conspiracy that Bill Self buys him beer at Hooter’s so that’s why he won’t badmouth him.
So, how many times have you tweeted at him this week, Richie?
Was just listening to Parrish’s podcast on the way home and he was bitching about UK fans blowing him up about some wild conspiracy that Bill Self buys him beer at Hooter’s so that’s why he won’t badmouth him.
So, how many times have you tweeted at him this week, Richie?
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Wow. :100points: It does have a very distinct “off” taste. Who orders Dominos, and why? I just don’t get it.
-DUI Mike & I had Gino’s last year for the Kansas game and it was horrid all around, easily the worst experience I’ve had up there. Could have been bc we were joined by Harris, but can’t be certain.
-Just hit a nice Pick 3, Bearno’s on the way, Football, and #LivePD. The calm before the storm, big day tomorrow [cheers]
Wow. :100points: It does have a very distinct “off” taste. Who orders Dominos, and why? I just don’t get it.
-DUI Mike & I had Gino’s last year for the Kansas game and it was horrid all around, easily the worst experience I’ve had up there. Could have been bc we were joined by Harris, but can’t be certain.
-Just hit a nice Pick 3, Bearno’s on the way, Football, and #LivePD. The calm before the storm, big day tomorrow [cheers]
A few times. Speaking from a position of knowledge I just wanted Gary to know the price points of Hoots and how you can get a generous portion of world class breaded wings, a choice side and an ice cold domesto pitcher all for right about 25.00. If you include the scenery and ambiance that’s a heckuva deal.
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