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mashburned

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I'm most happy for all the Billy's and Joe's who saved up all their pennies for 4 years so they could buy a new pair of wranglers and a ticket to the Bahamas. So blessed.
 

buckethead1978

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Anyone ever use a freelancer service for Excel?

I have a commission calculation that I want to get made but I have no idea how to write it.
I just need an indian for about 30 minutes
 
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Vegas randos......

Not my scene:
* nightclubs (insanely packed, sweaty, gross, tons of uglies). Just terrible. Absolutely terrible.

My scene:
* STK. upscale steakhouse and hip hop/80s music everyone sings along to? Yes please.
* sportsbook = watched Tigger lose from the Cosmo. What a fantastic place to hang out for hours and hours.

Nice little day. 4ish mile jog. 90 minutes of Bikram. Pool for a couple hours. Not hungry, but probably going to In N Out anyways.

Fly to Denver tonight, and hanging in Boulder tomorrow.

There was a celebrity/athlete of some sorts at the Cosmo Saturday. Had a team of bodyguards around him at the blackjack table. All midgets. Well played.

Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.

drxmans boy Alex was the MVP. One dude always has to take the lead. Flash the plastic, grease the palms, sweet talk the wait staff, make the rezzies.....ole boy had his game face on 110% of the time.

4 months until the wedding. Just hope Mrsxman doesn’t F things up.
 

BBdK

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Puff Puff Pass Tour: Snoop, Warren G, Too Short, Luniz, Spice 1, Eastsidaz, Bone Thugs, B Legit, Suga Free

Rupp, Dec 8 :fire::fire::fire:

-I can only speak for Omnia, which was absolutely terrible. That was my first & last Vegas club experience.

-Dec 29 is an interesting date. Should be a blast.
 
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From Urban Dictionary.....

Showing off; showing what you’ve got.

“And we like to floss.
All my diamonds like gloss.
I represent the dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty South.”

-Little Flip






(do you even google, bro?)
 

TCPUKChamps

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Also, sucks that the Great Alaskan Shootout is no more.

From Wayne Turner getting lost on a snowmobile to this epic game...



Melven Levett was sick.
 

anthonys735

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-used to worship those mega clubs, now every few years when I make it to Vegas is enough. Sadly, to the point I'd rather be in bed than a bar at night. Gimme a day club pool or sports bar all/air.

-am expecting the X nuptials to be amazing. Caint wait. Also think he needs to have a close to home friends stag night. Maybe around Keeneland or something. At least let us buy him a big *** steak somewhere.

- first time watching these long drive guys, Bob would fit right in.
 
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In defense of those Vegas mega clubs, if you’ve got 15 grand to drop on a semi circle table and some watered down Grey Goose, and you really want to see one of the Kardashian’s baby daddy spinning his Spotify and bee bopping in the booth, it can be a good time.
 

AlbanyWildCat

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In defense of those Vegas mega clubs, if you’ve got 15 grand to drop on a semi circle table and some watered down Grey Goose, and you really want to see one of the Kardashian’s baby daddy spinning his Spotify and bee bopping in the booth, it can be a good time.

Not really $15K, but the only way to enjoy that scene is if you do bottle service, which comes with its own space. My buddy and I did it for the UK/UNC game at the Cosmo club. A couple of bottles and tips was about $1500.

But yes, those types of nights are far and few in between these days...
 

anthonys735

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Never done table service and had a ball each time. Find a decent spot and post up. I enjoy EDM and house so I typically have fun.

The production at those places is unbelievable. Hell if you buy a bottle at Omnia a full f*cking marching band brings it to you while they have a Cirque level show hanging from a massive 3 story moving chandelier.
 

Ron Mehico

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In defense of those Vegas clubs, they are pretty fun if you’re on no less than 3 drugs - all uppers of course.

I’m already sick of the Herro hype, get yourselves together Kentucky fans, Christ. There are already at least 15 posts bitching about Herro not starting and not only is it August, but we still don’t even know the starting lineups. And KJ is ridiculous.

As a casual golf fan I need Tiger to give a ****. Sunday was unreal and it had little to do with Koepkas gangly gal.

Labor Day in savannah Georgia with the wife and the lil one, excited to check it out and have a relaxing beach trip. Labor Day has become a top 3 holiday for me as I love the fall, used to despise it growing up becomes it meant summer was over and school was back in, funny how times change.
 
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Not really $15K, but the only way to enjoy that scene is if you do bottle service, which comes with its own space. My buddy and I did it for the UK/UNC game at the Cosmo club. A couple of bottles and tips was about $1500.

But yes, those types of nights are far and few in between these days...

Bottle service, provided you are not paying for it (nor seen as some hanger-on moocher), is pretty damn fun in Vegas. In my twenties I was out there for a bachelor party. Brother-in-law of the groom was much older and invited a buddy to come out there with him. This knucklehead was down $28K to the Hard Rock the first night. We got comped free bottle service at the Hard Rock club back when it was the place to go. Probably a top 3 night all time. And the best part, the old gambler guy got so drunk he didn't even show.

So yeah, we were hanger-on moochers, but nobody saw us as that, so it was tough to beat.
 
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Finally downloaded fortnite. It’s really cool, I guess. But I am terrible at it, just like real life. We have the battle royal version? You basically jump off a blimp and try to kill everyone else on the island with you, but I’ve never killed anyone. And one time I died from staying in the rain too long. It’s fun tho!

Related, but I am really in a post Malone phase right now. This cat is hella strange looking but he has some absolute bangers. Better now, fall apart. Man alive. Great stuff.

Sure Anthony any time bud. Llama is probably going to try and trick you into nooks or whatever. Place is garbage imo.

National left handers day. Seems like yesterday was the 4th of July. Year is flying by. Both of my large muscular sons are lefties so I let them dip long cut tonight.

Twister is a really underrated trash movie. Bill Paxton has to be physically restrained by like 6 full grown men because the bad guy said [extremely snark voice] “by the way, I really love your weather reports”. Like, bill paxton was going to murder this guy in cold blood at a restaurant over that ****. Unreal.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Battle royals mode is cool but the kids these days like playing the version you pay for and build forts together and shoot zombies.

My kid runs around with a fish bowl for a head so it’s good clean fun.
 

TCPUKChamps

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I remember when I was in college I paid $10 to get a paper wrist band that allowed me to drink kentucky gentleman all night while some 40-something redneck played a guitar up on a stage. Times change, fellas.

Yep. In Johnson City, TN... a $2 cover got you unlimited beer at The Planet, the hottest night club in the city!
 

UK_Dallas

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I didn’t watch The Apprentice, but wasn’t she famous exclusively for being a crazy eyed, psycho *****? And she had a job in the flipping White House??

Mercy.
Yes but she had some solid credentials going into The Apprentice I believe. Then went to work for Trump so no surprise he took her to the WH.
 

Ron Mehico

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Omarosa made $180,000.00 working a government job.

Doesn’t include what I assume is a sweet pension, too.


My sister lives in the heart of DC and pays 3500 dollars a month for her 900 square foot apartment so 180k in DC is definitely living the smug life. Believe it compares to making about 2,500 dollars a year in Kentucky if my math is right.
 
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