Weren't like 7 of the USMNT players born / raised in Germany? Look where that got us. Perhaps we should recruit Africa instead.
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* Feels good to homo up the house a bit. Boll & Branch sheets for the win. Very comfy, organic, ethically sourced, etc. Master is looking sooooo cute right now.
* From SBC:
I was a healthy man, then Obamacare forced me to see a doctor, and now I've got 3 diseases. I've got, uhhhh….diabetes 1 and 2, I've got obese legs, and I've got chalky deposits.
:joy::joy::joy::joy:
* Mistakenly agreed to meet with a Northwestern Mutual dude today as a favor to a mutual friend. Swear to god, I'd rather sit thru a timeshare presentation, even without the free trip attached to it.
Friendly reminder: whole life insurance is complete ****.
* Top 5 fruits, in no particular order:
- blueberries
- cantaloupe
- strawberries
- oranges
- bananas
* If I'm ever feeling good about America, I just pay a quick visit to the comments section of a local news station facebook page. Lord have mercy.
* John Prine getting better with age?
Prine, Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Margo Price, Amanda Shires...….hashtag winning.
* The Cold War produced the greatest string of action movies in American history. Here's to spoiled diplomatic relations and general hatred with the Russkis. [cheers][cheers]
* From SBC:
I was a healthy man, then Obamacare forced me to see a doctor, and now I've got 3 diseases. I've got, uhhhh….diabetes 1 and 2, I've got obese legs, and I've got chalky deposits.
:joy::joy::joy::joy:
* Mistakenly agreed to meet with a Northwestern Mutual dude today as a favor to a mutual friend. Swear to god, I'd rather sit thru a timeshare presentation, even without the free trip attached to it.
Friendly reminder: whole life insurance is complete ****.
* Top 5 fruits, in no particular order:
- blueberries
- cantaloupe
- strawberries
- oranges
- bananas
* If I'm ever feeling good about America, I just pay a quick visit to the comments section of a local news station facebook page. Lord have mercy.
* John Prine getting better with age?
Prine, Jason Isbell, Sturgill Simpson, Margo Price, Amanda Shires...….hashtag winning.
* The Cold War produced the greatest string of action movies in American history. Here's to spoiled diplomatic relations and general hatred with the Russkis. [cheers][cheers]
Rogue with the most racist post in GYERO history. Congrats. Finally took that mantle from STG.
On Facebook these days PTI(pti) is a social justice warrior -- which anyone who knows him finds absolutely hilarious.
I identify as mixed these days.
Cantaloupe in your top 5 fruits? Jesus, might as well rank February ahead of July while you're at it.
I absolutely rank February above July.
Cantaloupe is incredible, and a quick way to tell adult palate from a child's.
Cantaloupe is **** fruit - what you eat when no other fruit is available.
Top 5 meats, in no particular order
1) Something good
2) Dog
3) Something good
4) Something good
5) Something good
1) Something good
2) Dog
3) Something good
4) Something good
5) Something good
Side of fruit salad from some **** breakfast diner:
50% cantaloupe
40% honeydew
1 red grape
2 slices of green apple
1/4 of a sour strawberry
50% cantaloupe
40% honeydew
1 red grape
2 slices of green apple
1/4 of a sour strawberry
If you have to add salt to a fruit to make it remotely palatable, that’s not a ringing endorsement.
I never thought I’d see the day when SOCCER had the least ******** of the major sports.
What, the one fruit I don’t like is grapefruit. Everything else is delightful.
That would be incorrect, because soccer as a sport is complete ********. It sucks.
You don't. You love to ***** about a couple of sports. Sports in general is way above your pay grade.
Ill be sure to let bleacher report know that they’re racist.
What I posted>>>>>>any post with “ninja” in it, as far as racism goes.
Banana is the best fruit and it isn’t even close.
You guys suck at fruit.
watermelon
strawberries
lil oranges
So Mitch flipped the basketball benches around because he didn't want our student section harassing the opponent's bench???? Why has that loser not been fired. That's treasonous!
watermelon
strawberries
lil oranges
So Mitch flipped the basketball benches around because he didn't want our student section harassing the opponent's bench???? Why has that loser not been fired. That's treasonous!
Our student section is definitely known for its no-holds-barred rowdiness. One of them did a swear once!
They were selling chocolate dipped bananas at the tournament I was this weekend, and while I looked *hella gay* eating it, it was very good. They should dip all fruits in chocolate
Only because I suck on everything I eat before I chew it
Congrats everybody, now you’re all soccer balls!
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