Turn 39 in November. Being married to a project manager can be annoying.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FOR YOUR 40TH?!
Damn woman, I just want to enjoy this decade a little more before imagining myself as a GD 40 year old or where I'll want to be which will end up with me wanting to go to bed at 10 pm.
20's - You won't look better. Chasing women. Drinking/drugging with little to no regard. Figure out where life is taking you. If you're smart, avoid major life decisions besides buying a home.
30's - You have money. Looks still there but fading. You have a house, a car, probably a wife and kids and responsibility. The times you do get out to part become more sacred because they're fewer and farther between. You take up golf, watching golf and mocking people in their 20's for being stupid faces. Near the late 30's it starts to click, **** hurts more but you still have some time to make one last push before you're affectionately known as an old f'ing man.