Financial adviser: "D Lamb Eat, I think you should consider this contract offer from Avellino: 4 years,$125k per, 2 bedroom apartment in downtown Naples, no taxes or healthcare expenses. Your offer from the Las Cruces Desert Dicks is significantly less attractive: 1 year/$10k and one bottle of fierce grape gatorade per game."
D Lamb Eat: "lol shadup bish i hate spaketti"
What are the odds that Doron's financial "advisor" has a college degree? None?