Damn, guys. Take attack while I'm gone. Let's see here.
-Sloot, I'll deal with you later. Sneak attack coming.
-BBdk, get pumped and I honestly mean for that to happen. Not in a funny manner. Like I really want some dude to rape your *** at the casina. Lawn maintenance is serious business. You don't understand this b/c you live in the South End.
-Lol, at Bob. Congrats and thanks for your service... for the 887th time. Odds you can see your ankles much less bend over enough to roll up your jeans, 42-1, also your pant size.
-Cash is dumb, it should be eliminated. I use it about twice a month and sloot carries it. An ATM card is one more card I have to keep track of, doesn't earn points and I just make dumb decisions with... or I used to. Haven't carried one in ages and don't plan on it in the future.