That was a very nice gesture, but I'm not sure how "anonymous" it was when they got a note that said "hey thanks for letting me take a **** in your house."
They were probably able to do the math.
GYERO ARCHIVE
- Thread starter anthonys735
- Start date
- Status
That was a very nice gesture, but I'm not sure how "anonymous" it was when they got a note that said "hey thanks for letting me take a **** in your house."
They were probably able to do the math.
While it will probably make for great Gyero, I'm a little sad to lose the happy go lucky Rich for the soon to be cantankerous, exhausted dad Rich. Like he's going to the dark side...still, should be quite entertaining. When he does get some magical moments, I'm sure they will be exalted.
Welp, here we go. CMD Jr. and his cousin have a crush on the same girl. She's in 8th grade and loving the attention. Pretty obvious she's playing them off one another. My ex found a text where this girl was telling CMD Jr. how much she loves him and how special he is, etc. She's probably said the same thing to his cousin. Then this weekend he asked me when I had my first kiss. Like an idiot, I blurted out "Well, my first REAL kiss was in 5th grade." He's in 7th. Damnit. The correct answer would've been "My wedding day." So then I had to quickly point out that I was too young, it wasn't that big a deal, I wish I'd waited, he needs to focus on school, bitches be crazy, etc. I'm sure none of it stuck. So, he'll get his hopes up, she'll toy with him, she'll move on to high school, she'll forget about him, his heart will be broken, and I'll have to introduce him to Merle Haggard and alcohol. 
All part of growing up I guess, but it's tough when you know what's coming, and can't really do anything but watch it happen. Middle school. Smh.
All part of growing up I guess, but it's tough when you know what's coming, and can't really do anything but watch it happen. Middle school. Smh.Saturday morning squash & steam at the Pendennis also on the endangered list.
You wish you'd waited to kiss a girl?
Jesus, no wonder the kid has issues.
Jesus, no wonder the kid has issues.
No, you big goofy dumbass, that's just what I told him, in an attempt to play down the whole "first kiss" thing.
Joshy got a great trip. Pretty much a vacation. Not much work and plenty of sightseeing and food/drink. I'm pretty jealous.
That is the reason for business travel.
:100points:
Well, she hasn't chosen one over the other. When/if she does, **** might get real.
I'd probably focus more on introducing him to the joys of fine pilsner beer so he doesn't waste his life away like his old man apparently has.
Good chance he already has her nudes, and he won't disclose that to you, but he needs to know he has the upper hand here.
Hey, when you have Lionel Richie playing on the boombox and are wearing parachute pants, a Magnum PI Hawaiian shirt, and a Swatch, it's pretty much inevitable.
She's a minor, and he's a minor...but if she sends him "pics" and CMD technically owns the phone and plan that they are on, is he potentially on the hook here for possession of illegal content?
This could be trouble. Law dogs?
This could be trouble. Law dogs?
UCL..my brother also became a degenerate gambler after always hitting the winner on Break Fort Knox scratch off tickets when h me was 7. No lie, after that his life has been one gambling or get rich quick scheme after another.
-lots of money won at Catholic picnics as a child playing their version of craps.
-more lotto winnings
-wrote computer scripts that spammed people on AOL to click his webpage which resulted in monthly checks.
-online poker
-Garcinia Cambogia supplement online sales
-live poker
-attempting to break craps the same way MIT busted blackjack
-latest foray is creating a neural network that he thinks can give him an edge in dog racing
I call him Brother Larry from the movie Parenthood but without the threats on his life (that we know of).
He pretty much spends his day waking up at 1PM, frisbee golfing, eating, then smoking weed while coming up with his next way of making money. Pretty good job if you can swing it. Kid has never really had a true job.
-lots of money won at Catholic picnics as a child playing their version of craps.
-more lotto winnings
-wrote computer scripts that spammed people on AOL to click his webpage which resulted in monthly checks.
-online poker
-Garcinia Cambogia supplement online sales
-live poker
-attempting to break craps the same way MIT busted blackjack
-latest foray is creating a neural network that he thinks can give him an edge in dog racing
I call him Brother Larry from the movie Parenthood but without the threats on his life (that we know of).
He pretty much spends his day waking up at 1PM, frisbee golfing, eating, then smoking weed while coming up with his next way of making money. Pretty good job if you can swing it. Kid has never really had a true job.
Goddamnit, can we stop talking about a 13 year old girl sending nudes to my 12 year old son? WTF? Creepy-*** motherf***ers.
That story had so much potential. Have a feeling UCL's bro is going to get rich.
[jumpingsmile] at Boat trying to navigate the legal system.
[jumpingsmile] at Boat trying to navigate the legal system.
Haven't looked at the form, but got a text about the 2 horse in the 4th..
-Those are the type of pipe dreams Ursch fantasizes about. Meanwhile, he has a cush job he crushes that allows him to work from anywhere and a laid back boss. By all means enjoy retiring at 45, renting a **** hole cheap apartment, eating Ramen and running until your liver quits.
-smh at Bob.
-I was a lover from a really young age. Brought flowers to a girl in 3rd grade. Hoping for the same from G.
-jumped on the scale... eek. Hopefully it's just one of those gain 11lb swings like BBdk goes through. September was a long month.
-smh at Bob.
-I was a lover from a really young age. Brought flowers to a girl in 3rd grade. Hoping for the same from G.
-jumped on the scale... eek. Hopefully it's just one of those gain 11lb swings like BBdk goes through. September was a long month.
I guess so. He has won a good amount in tournaments and who really knows what he does in cash games. He rents a house on Grinstead and bangs sloots on tinder and bumble without a care in the world.mhe needs to set up his own fantasy camp.
How much good fortune can an individual come into when a stranger bangs on your door one afternoon demanding to take a **** in your house, then sends you a sweet *** Target gift card the next day as a thank you?
Boy howdy...
Boy howdy...
Wonder if Sloot is banned from the house? As always, there is a Larry Clip for that...
We have the worst old school logo of the bunch.
Dammit Mitch get us a better old school logo.
UPDATE:
My youngest child picked the winner of the first race. He's already better at this **** than I am. Can you homeschool for GAMBOL?
My youngest child picked the winner of the first race. He's already better at this **** than I am. Can you homeschool for GAMBOL?
- Status