GYERO ARCHIVE

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

Rogue is actually pretty tolerable compared to Alum10.

 

[BBdK]

no

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Damn, PTI. That's tragic. Puppies.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Amazing I haven't caved yet and railed the ish out of her.

QUOTE]


Yeah, I've got a ton of super hot, sexy, slooty chicks I haven't "caved" and railed yet, too.

[eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll][eyeroll]

 

[cawoodsct]

"Wasn't me, im clean, lets wax"... was your reply, correct?

 

[PuffyNips]

Rogue is actually pretty tolerable compared to Alum10.

False.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Totally spelunked that chick, bro. Ziplined the hell out of it, son. I'm a virgin.

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

I think the "haven't caved yet and railed the ish out of her" line got me. Followed closely by the 8 vodkas in 5 hours.

 

[BBdK]

8 vodkas in 5 hours is pretty slow sipping at a casino tbh. Those things are good for 2-3 good slurps.

3-4 per hour is the recommended pace.

 

[UKwizard]

I'm guessing it is because I'm old but wtf are "The Snaps"

I was hoping January chick was going to drop a pregnancy bomb but STD is even better.

 

[cawoodsct]

@_ElleJohnson is worth a follow

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

I assume "snaps" = "photographs"

 

[UK ALUM10]

Not when they're doubles bub.

 

[_Chase_]

He meant vodka bottles, you guys.

 

[cawoodsct]

Oh, so you caved to the bartender for doubles, that's believable.

 

[UKwizard]

snaps

 

[PuffyNips]

8 vodkas in 5 hours is pretty slow sipping at a casino tbh. Those things are good for 2-3 good slurps.

3-4 per hour is the recommended pace.

No way, man. Then you might ending up caving and railing the ish out of a smoking hot girl or something. Gotta stay in control.

 

[TransyCat09]

I had two vodkas and was smashed...



... Each one was 32 oz though!! lol got ya

 

[_Chase_]

Is there anyone in this thread that really believes Alum10's drinks were doubles? I don't think we can do polls inside ongoing threads, so...LIKE this post if you think Alum 10 is lying about his drinks being doubles.

 

[anthonys735]

Love when Anth works holidays and his 2-3 weekends per year.

Says the guy who works 4 days per week and takes 5 week long vacations. K, bud.

 

[BBdK]

[laughing] Beat me to it.

All we need now is a Chad defense, and we can move on.

-Jesus Anth, was that really necessary?

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

The highlight of my week so far has been a relatively normal colonoscopy. The nurse did tell me to strip from the waist down, so, you know, that was something I guess. [thumb2] I've got "snaps" if anyone is interested.

 

[PuffyNips]

UK ALUM10 only had one beer before deciding that looking at CMD's colonoscopy snaps would be a good idea.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Dude I got a colonoscopy once and the nurse was this hot piece with big persimmons and she wanted it so bad but I refused to climb that scaffold, bro.

 

[anthonys735]

-Jesus Anth, was that really necessary?

Yes, stop being mean to my best buddy Barry.

 

[UK ALUM10]

$4 singles or $6 doubles. Easy call really.

snap chat -----> I don't want a record of this -------> receive explicit photo ------> profit.

By far my favorite social media app next to Bumble.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

My favorite app is "Settings."

 

[wcc31]

All we need now is a Chad defense, and we can move on.

I actually like what @UK ALUM10 brings for the most part. We need the single 20s-something bro voice even if he does need to be smacked on occasion.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

We need more dudes in here who don't get laid??

Jesus, man. This joint is overflowing with them. Don't need to add an underperforming 20-something to that portfolio.

 

[cawoodsct]

You are digging deeper, you would have mentioned doubles first. Its better to be made fun of as a lightweight than a liar.

 

[Touch_Em_All]

Big persimmons...

[roll]

 

[UKwizard]

So is it common for millennial males to receive dirty "snaps" from random chicks and then think Hey that's hot but I bet she sends these to everyone better not pursue that!?

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

My mind works differently. It's more like....


"I hope she sends these to everyone, so I know this ones a layup."

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Snaps

 

[wcc31]

Speaking from a position of knowledge on this one, unsolicited slutty pics from women this day and age are more common than one might think. Congrats to those of you who got married right out of college in the 00s, imo.

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

My mind works even differently. It's more like...

"I hope my credit card number doesn't get stolen."

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

If you all get some filthy hot dripping unsolicited snaps that you don't want because they basic now or whatever, feel free to send them my way. The only pics I get sent these days are grocery lists lmao

 

[catlanta33]

The thing is, UKALUM is wasting the best *****-chasing years of his life by thinking. You don't need to think about if you should do it rather where it will happen, how you'll get out of there when it's over and whether or not you'll block her number or shoot off texts at 2 am asking "who up".

I know it, you know it and he knows it. But some of these younger bucks can't process this. Dude will sit down 10 years or so from now and start thinking about the missed opportunities while he's sipping on a hard cider and reliving the glory days of cougar hunter as a 22 year old.

Quite honestly, I want to punch him in the ear drum for being ignorant of all this.

 

[wcc31]

because they basic now or whatever

[laughing]

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

Thanks to Urban Dictionary, I find that quote funny as well.