GYERO ARCHIVE
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Totally spelunked that chick, bro. Ziplined the hell out of it, son. I'm a virgin.
I think the "haven't caved yet and railed the ish out of her" line got me. Followed closely by the 8 vodkas in 5 hours.
8 vodkas in 5 hours is pretty slow sipping at a casino tbh. Those things are good for 2-3 good slurps.
3-4 per hour is the recommended pace.
3-4 per hour is the recommended pace.
No way, man. Then you might ending up caving and railing the ish out of a smoking hot girl or something. Gotta stay in control.
I had two vodkas and was smashed...
... Each one was 32 oz though!! lol got ya
... Each one was 32 oz though!! lol got ya
Is there anyone in this thread that really believes Alum10's drinks were doubles? I don't think we can do polls inside ongoing threads, so...LIKE this post if you think Alum 10 is lying about his drinks being doubles.
Says the guy who works 4 days per week and takes 5 week long vacations. K, bud.
The highlight of my week so far has been a relatively normal colonoscopy. The nurse did tell me to strip from the waist down, so, you know, that was something I guess. [thumb2] I've got "snaps" if anyone is interested.
UK ALUM10 only had one beer before deciding that looking at CMD's colonoscopy snaps would be a good idea.
Dude I got a colonoscopy once and the nurse was this hot piece with big persimmons and she wanted it so bad but I refused to climb that scaffold, bro.
I actually like what @UK ALUM10 brings for the most part. We need the single 20s-something bro voice even if he does need to be smacked on occasion.
We need more dudes in here who don't get laid??
Jesus, man. This joint is overflowing with them. Don't need to add an underperforming 20-something to that portfolio.
Jesus, man. This joint is overflowing with them. Don't need to add an underperforming 20-something to that portfolio.
My mind works differently. It's more like....
"I hope she sends these to everyone, so I know this ones a layup."
"I hope she sends these to everyone, so I know this ones a layup."
Speaking from a position of knowledge on this one, unsolicited slutty pics from women this day and age are more common than one might think. Congrats to those of you who got married right out of college in the 00s, imo.
My mind works even differently. It's more like...
"I hope my credit card number doesn't get stolen."
"I hope my credit card number doesn't get stolen."
If you all get some filthy hot dripping unsolicited snaps that you don't want because they basic now or whatever, feel free to send them my way. The only pics I get sent these days are grocery lists lmao
The thing is, UKALUM is wasting the best *****-chasing years of his life by thinking. You don't need to think about if you should do it rather where it will happen, how you'll get out of there when it's over and whether or not you'll block her number or shoot off texts at 2 am asking "who up".
I know it, you know it and he knows it. But some of these younger bucks can't process this. Dude will sit down 10 years or so from now and start thinking about the missed opportunities while he's sipping on a hard cider and reliving the glory days of cougar hunter as a 22 year old.
Quite honestly, I want to punch him in the ear drum for being ignorant of all this.
I know it, you know it and he knows it. But some of these younger bucks can't process this. Dude will sit down 10 years or so from now and start thinking about the missed opportunities while he's sipping on a hard cider and reliving the glory days of cougar hunter as a 22 year old.
Quite honestly, I want to punch him in the ear drum for being ignorant of all this.
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