GYERO ARCHIVE

[_Chase_]

Played on the scoreboard during opponent's 3rd down. Word is this will drive the crowd wild.

 

[JHB4UK]

Homeless Nashville UK graduate unveiled as the new One Shining Moment singer, tomorrow at 2 pm!

 

[wcc31]

Homeless Nashville UK graduate unveiled as the new One Shining Moment singer, tomorrow at 2 pm!

Without UK, she would've had no idea how to market herself for open mic night.

 

[Mattox]

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

I'd like to have one of those robots and keep it hidden away until the kids start acting up. Don't make dad get the robot out! They'd be terrified. And they'd view me as a god. It would drive my wife wild

 

[cawoodsct]

April Fools day tomorrow can go ahead and get pumped hard.

 

[catsfanbgky]

Checks calendar,,, uh, no meeting tomorrow.

 

[Wrong]

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I love watching stupid robots fall down. Eat ****, the Matrix.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

UK demoting football to Club Level status and serving beer throughout CWS?

I'd be all for this, actually.

 

[_Chase_]

Just received word that Scratch will be firing this thermite canon into the crowd after every 1st quarter TD scored by the Cats. Fortunately, he's not expected to use it.

K. I'm done now.

 

[Wrong]

UK demoting football to Club Level status and serving beer throughout CWS?

I'd be all for this, actually.

Feudal alcohol system over?

 

[PuffyNips]

Played on the scoreboard during opponent's 3rd down. Word is this will drive the crowd wild.

Put the new Wildcat head on that mother toucher and profit.

That thing could replace Lorenzen at the beginning of the third quarter and Ryan Lemond at halftime of ball games.

We could sell little action figures of that beauty and build a new arena with self serving taps and little green eggs on every seat back with the profits.

This is what I call a winner, folks.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Play some good tunes over the loud speakers. Draft domestos. Play whatever real game is going on at the time on the HD Video Boards.

Lorenzen vs Perino pie eating contests at the half.

Touch the heartache. I'm here for the buzz and my Wildcat Buddies.

 

[SAECATFAN]

UK demoting football to Club Level status and serving beer throughout CWS?

I'd be all for this, actually.

 

[LadyCat92]

Where's Tom Banjo when we need him.

 

[bradyjames_rivals]

If Ulis were to come back it would be worth all the ****** football our entire life. The Morgan Newton five step fall and all.

 

[GrandePdre]

The NBA Draft only takes 60 players, and the Celtics have 8 of those picks this year.

I'd say they're about to give up on James Young, too.

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

Ulis is gone, people.

Don't do this to yourselves.

 

[LadyCat92]

Have to think that maybe Cal has told someone to go ahead and announce because some recruit is waiting to see who goes before they commit.That's the only explanation I can think of.

 

[UKRob 73]

I heard Tommy's hiring went down like this.

Head of lobbying firm: Team we have a very formidable foe against gambling in this state. They are well funded, well organized and have a huge lead on us in the public sector. We have virtually zero chance of completing our mission unless we come up with some type of a miracle, or some kind of superhero. Do we have any ideas?

Head of recruitment: Actually sir we do have something. We had to go all the way to the east coast to find him, but he is a 25 year old substitute teacher that wears a cape.....(gets interrupted)

Head of lobbying firm: DID YOU SAY CAPE?

Head of recruitment: yes sir

Head of lobbying firm: My God this is the super hero we have been waiting on. Bring him in!

 

[drxman1]

I read all of Rob's posts as the snarky lawyer in Sunny that hates the gang. I think it's pretty accurate, tbh.

 

[UKwizard]

Scuttlebutt for realz.

UK football is going to announce that no matter how bad things get they have ever or ever will use whores to get recruits.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Rob and his crack team of his father's yes men:

Rob: Think about running for Mayor of Prospect.

Yes Men: Great!

Rob: Yep. Have it all planned out...I'm going to put that I'm in an open relationship on my social media accounts, despite this being a small tight knit community.

Yes Men: Smart move. Polygamy is a hot button issue in Prospect. Polling is at 70/30 in favor, I hear.

Rob: Get this...I'm also going to fall from a GD ladder and break my back and legs! Should show that I have all the qualities of a Gerald Ford...and he was a one term forgotten president!

Yes Men: Smart, Rob.

Rob: Even have the slogan ready for the yard signs...

"Vote, fur Rob. Your not going to be dissapointed."

Yes Men: How big of a check does your dad need to write?

 

[robvio]

-isn't will already employed by a gyero contributor?

-robvio, is that the magic guy?

- Yes, in a former life. Like many of you (assuming), kids have redirected my attention elsewhere. I make time for some hobbies, but that one has been put on the back burner.

 

[buckethead1978]

He's the hero Nebraska deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 

[Wrong]

This Matt Jones/Matt Bevin fued is intriguing.

 

[drxman1]

I mean, Tommy is basically the Kevin Bacon of Nebraska.

#Footloose

 

[UK_ENGR]

This Matt Jones/Matt Bevin fued is intriguing.

Matt has this radio thing figured out...

 

[Mattox]

Furlock Bones.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

This Matt Jones/Matt Bevin fued is intriguing.

Bevin should get on his knees and thank Jones every night. Without his radio show, Bevin would have had no shot at being a one-term governor.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

He'll get two terms. Just trot Kim Davis back out in a couple years, profit.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

I read all of Rob's posts as the snarky lawyer in Sunny that hates the gang. I think it's pretty accurate, tbh.

That's funny, I always kind of read him as Charlie the Bird law expert.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Matt Bevin is such a creepy weirdo. As is Ted Cruz. And basically every super conservative evangelical christian in politics. They're all just completely awful.

 

[LadyCat92]

I keep waiting for Cruz to snap. I thought he was going to the other day when that reporter asked him if he would still support Trump if Trump got the nomination. "Donald is not going to be the nominee," repeated over and over again, more irritated each time.

 

[UKraziest]

Swing and a deep fly...


Tommy and LadyCat - take a few weeks off. TIA.







Wait for it.




A bit more.







Bobby Perry = Bobby Pope

Doc Pope - did you listen to that podcast? What do you think? Curious about your thoughts.







Almost home.



I'm a lobbyist in all states all of the sudden. Crushing it btw.








Keep scrolling.









Taco bell delivered to your door is the new OMAHA steaks, idiots.



BBdk is a DJ Assault man.


Mash, please choke on one.


Is cathback or whatever a doctor? Is it cold where he works?




Rounding third....

Typed on your mom's phone... Hopefully the pregnant pauses (is that right lingo JOEY????) I intended in scrolling show up.



Hot take - murses love South beach and South beach loves them.



Play at the plate,,,










Btothe4th <3 hot dogs.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Deep fly and a deep miss, doggie...

---> D-League fly bye.

(Alliteration, ftw)

 

[bluthruandthru]

Deep fly and a deep miss, doggie...

---> D-League fly bye.

(Alliteration, ftw)

ASSonance, Jack Burden.

 

[Mattox]

He'll get two terms. Just trot Kim Davis back out in a couple years, profit.

If he actually manages to make real progress with the teachers' retirement and employee pension programs then the rest of this is background noise. It's a calculated risk, but he can run on that and win re-election. Just because the handful of hacks at the CJ & LHL enjoy having a little snark circle jerk at his expense doesn't mean the general public feels the same way. Look at last year. He won easily, but you would have thought he had absolutely no chance if you were following the race in the media.

 

[ukalum01]

So a media member who built his platform on being sarcastically dismissive doesn't like a politician being sarcastically dismissive of him. Politics aside, that's kinda funny.