A buddies wife worked at St. Joe when Hammond was in there and saw his white pasty ***.
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Pretty sure this is a HIPPA violation have fun in jail.A buddies wife worked at St. Joe when Hammond was in there and saw his white pasty ***.
When I worked at Office Max years ago, Marvin Bartlett came in and bought a shredder. He was the nicest guy ever.
I love Lexington, I really do.
But it also strikes me as the type of place that loves the smell of its own local news personalities' farts.
The video that followed that was pretty dope: This is the point where he always hits it. Oohhh!!Easily the funniest moment of the Cal era. Can't stop laughing when I see it.
McDonald's is testing a Chicken McGriddle in case you were wondering what to get me for my birthday.
-I was in the locker room at work yesterday morning and as I was on my way out, I passed this big black guy who works as one of the janitors in our area who was at his locker. I mumbled "mornin'" to him, but he simultaneously said "good morning". Clearly he didn't hear me because as my hands is on the door, I hear "I SAID, GOOD. MORRRRNING." I turn around the best I come up with is "yeah, good morning to you too." Ever since I've run into him at least five times and each time he's been staring absolute daggers at me. In the sense that he'll stop what he's doing, stand up straight, and stare at me until I walk completely away. As badly as I would love to clear the air, I can only envision Larry David-like scenarios with the end result being all the janitors hating me and calling me a racist while I end up screaming "I GAVE YOU A HELLO. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T HEAR ME MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED I'M NOT A RACIST YOU'RE THE RACIST" before I give up and slunk out.
The best breakfast sandwich is CFA spicy chicken biscuit with Polynesian sauce and this is not debatable