GYERO ARCHIVE

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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
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I love Lexington, I really do.

But it also strikes me as the type of place that loves the smell of its own local news personalities' farts.

Given the affinity for chili, the greater Cincinnati area is more likely a bastion of eproctophilia.
 

Bonzo_Cat

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Oct 1, 2007
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Giddy thinking about the tomfoolery that's going down tomorrow night, you guys....

First sign of spring in the air on a jam packed college basketball Saturday. Booze flowing like the salmon of Capistrano. A dozen mid 30's successful red blooded American males hi-fiving and pea-cocking around the joint after a huge road win, cussing and backslapping each other like they just came back from a tour of duty. Married guys with their hall passes harmlessly flirting with talent a decade their youth and drunkenly thinking to themselves, "if it wasn't for some solemn vow I'd have scored". C-A-T-S cheers echo through the night as all eyes turn to March and thoughts of a return trip to Houston invigorates the Faithful.
 

UKwizard

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Dec 11, 2002
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We really should have seen it coming. They were getting all this pub based on what MKG Davis and company did.
 

wcc31

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Mar 18, 2002
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Still wonder if they would've gotten it together a little bit if Noel didn't go down. Maybe win a game or two in the NCAA. They obviously folded after he got hurt.
 

Geese Feeder

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Nov 23, 2003
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DUDLEYS WAS GREAT SAW KARLEE HARTING SHE HAD SMALL HANDS BUT WE GOT THE SAME SERVER AGAIN IT WAS GOOD HE GAVE US BOTTLE SERVICE PER TOM REQUEST WE KNOW HOW HE ROLLS HA FOOD WAS GOOD THO

/basicallyeverydudleysgamedaypost
 
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LadyCat92

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May 22, 2002
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Any of you ever live in the Ft. Lauderdale area? May have an opportunity down there. Trying to get a feel for cost of living, etc.
 

BBdK

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Sep 21, 2003
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I mean, one book didn't take a SINGLE bet on Kimbo in the hours after the line was posted. The heavy favorite vs a complete unknown.



These were from last night:



I love a good gambol scandal, but boxing/fighting is shady as touch to begin with, so not surprising I guess.
 

JB875

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Mar 10, 2004
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-I was in the locker room at work yesterday morning and as I was on my way out, I passed this big black guy who works as one of the janitors in our area who was at his locker. I mumbled "mornin'" to him, but he simultaneously said "good morning". Clearly he didn't hear me because as my hands is on the door, I hear "I SAID, GOOD. MORRRRNING." I turn around the best I come up with is "yeah, good morning to you too." Ever since I've run into him at least five times and each time he's been staring absolute daggers at me. In the sense that he'll stop what he's doing, stand up straight, and stare at me until I walk completely away. As badly as I would love to clear the air, I can only envision Larry David-like scenarios with the end result being all the janitors hating me and calling me a racist while I end up screaming "I GAVE YOU A HELLO. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T HEAR ME MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED I'M NOT A RACIST YOU'RE THE RACIST" before I give up and slunk out.

-Wife had to take over a baby delivery from a junior resident when the baby got stuck halfway out. Frightening at the time (babies can die when it happens) but the baby ended up doing well with the exception of a possible arm nerve injury that almost always goes away in a couple weeks. It's a known, almost always unavoidable complication when that scenario happens. She explains this to the mother, who is totally fine… but then sees the grandmother filming her, then taking pictures of everything in the room. Before she was even done cleaning up the room, the grandmother was on the phone with an attorney. I can only assume her grievance is not stopping to consult a pharmacist.
 

drxman1

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I suppose we'll start seeing Mags more often at Dudley's now.
-I was in the locker room at work yesterday morning and as I was on my way out, I passed this big black guy who works as one of the janitors in our area who was at his locker. I mumbled "mornin'" to him, but he simultaneously said "good morning". Clearly he didn't hear me because as my hands is on the door, I hear "I SAID, GOOD. MORRRRNING." I turn around the best I come up with is "yeah, good morning to you too." Ever since I've run into him at least five times and each time he's been staring absolute daggers at me. In the sense that he'll stop what he's doing, stand up straight, and stare at me until I walk completely away. As badly as I would love to clear the air, I can only envision Larry David-like scenarios with the end result being all the janitors hating me and calling me a racist while I end up screaming "I GAVE YOU A HELLO. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DIDN'T HEAR ME MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED I'M NOT A RACIST YOU'RE THE RACIST" before I give up and slunk out.

This sort of thing is well documented. Better defuse it. Didn't work out so well for the White Lotus clan.

 
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JB875

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…so attempt to defuse the situation, or else he'll show up to my house and murder my family before exploding my heart?

Appreciate the recommendations from drxman consult
 
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