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Personally, I love Louisville barely winning against a terrible opponent. If I know Louisville fans, and I think I do, they will rationalize this as Brohm breaking the boys down and building them up and that the ACC is legit power conference. Fake grandiosity is their brand -- they are the Crown Royal of college athletics.

They will get murked on November 25 in the Denzil Ware Memorial Asswhiping Bowl, so F*** 'em.

We win 35 - 10 today. Ray Davis and Demie Sumo-Karnbaye establish a smash and flash combo and we run for 185 yards and 3 TDS. Coen keeps it more vanilla than cricket's sex life and we look fairly boring with Leary hitting TEs off playaction to keep the chains moving slowly all day.

 
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IsRichieGonnaStart said:
It’s the first day of fall camp. Stoops’ alarm rings at 6:00 am sharp.

Heads to his closet and picks out his latest UK blue Nike polo to wear while nodding in approval. His voice activated smart home asks.. “Coach, are we driving to the Escalade today?”

Not today, it’s the first day of camp, I need to make an impression. Fire up Blue Steel. ***Bob Seger’s Shakedown starts to play as the scene cuts to a blue metallic convertible Porsche starting in the garage***

He hops in the car and peels out of his own driveway. Arrives at Starbuck’s pulling up to his own private spot by the drive thru. Some hot blonde hussy comes running out with his coffee (straight, no creamer). “Oh there’s no charge, Coach. Go Cats.”

Stoops flips her a 50 for a tip. “Keep the change, babe. “ speeds off

He’s driving down Alumni **Seger’s Shakedown is kicking into high gear**.

**Stoops slows down, the music fades for a minute as he descends down Alumni overlooking the Joe Craft Training Facility practice field. Pulls shades down, and sees Leary is already out on the field with the receivers. Leary throws a straight rope to Barion Brown down the field..

Stoops looks into camera, shrugs and laughs. Final verse of Shakeodown gets louder***

Parks car and walks into the lobby of the JCTF. Lonny Demaree is standing on a ladder holding a tarp covering a sign.

“Is it time to show em, Coach?”

“Yes. It’s the first day of camp. Pull the curtain back.”

Lonny removes the tarp and a giant LED lit sign emerges..

THE ROAD TO ATLANTA BEGINS NOW.

**fade to black. The intro to Grove Street Party begins***
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Just to bring this absolute gem back to the top.
 
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PGthirteen13 said:
Brady, you at the game? My son wanted to see you and yell “drag em!”
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He’s in the loge today.

Just filled up on some McDonald’s bfast and headed to my buddy’s house. His wife is doing the ol drop off and pick up for us and his two boys.

Can’t wait.
 
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