-No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants to read 500 words on the Cubs. In summary, Vern, the same guy that thinks everything is peachy at the Joe Craft Center, thinks the Cubs are poised to make a run and sign Ohtani. Lolz, k.
-For some reason the game "Night Trap" popped in my head last week. Imagine if that **** came out these days. This thing got pulled off the shelves for being too creepy in the 1990s.... but we managed to get a copy before getting pulled. Late night sleepovers, pounding Cokes and Pizza Hut, getting scared as knochta playing that game.
-Not a big fan of confined spaces. F*ck that submarine. Looks miserable.
Speaking of claustrophobia, great Bargatze skit.
-They're expensive but the Melin Hydro are the perfect pool/beach/lake hat.
-Happy F-Day. Kids, man.
-Having a fun baseball team to watch makes summer so much better and these young guys are a blast to watch.
I'll leave you with some feels from JDV.