GYERO ARCHIVE

[Mossip]

I refused to take my muscle relaxer last night after 4/5 margaritas, and I’m feeling it today. Steroids are doing their best though

My L5 :: S1 is paper thin, and I've been dealing with it for 2 years now. Muscle relaxers are pretty much useless for pain management for me, but your mileage may vary. This is probably the last thing you want to hear, but I've basically stopped drinking, and that has helped more than anything. Alcohol and tobacco stir up some serious inflammation.

A stand-up desk has also been a godsend, because sitting for long periods really trigger it. I had covid in January, and my only symptom was extreme fatigue. Spent a lot time sitting around and the back pain became almost unbearable. Used a heating pad so much that I developed "toasted skin syndrome" lol.

The human body is pretty remarkable, but that whole spinal cord thing has some serious design flaws. Back pain is a *****; hopefully you can get some relief without any serious medical procedures.

 

[KingLlama]

I know nobody cares about UABsucka, but Bill Clark hanging it up due to health issues is disappointing. He's a really good coach and built that program literally from scratch. I saw him as a solid replacement option for Stoops someday.

 

[BernieSadori]

*If SS is awesome, that will piss me off.

*Street party then an after party last night so guess who worked from home today? May still be drunk. 50/50.

*Some nice looking bottoms at our pools as well. Like Anthony mentioned, the worst thing a dude can do is forget his shades. I've done it and got caught staring more than once.

 

[btodd0224 n/a?]

Let’s be perfectly honest here. If they’re wearing it it’s because they want to be seen in it. Otherwise they’d be wearing’60’s swimsuits.
It’s like fine art, you can enjoy it but can’t take it home and nail it to the wall.

River finally down so the trips at night are great. Quiet, peaceful, no one around but barge workers so getting stoned watching the stars and catching fish is great. Even better when a lass goes and you can forget fishing. Simple pleasures.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

River finally down so the trips at night are great. Quiet, peaceful, no one around but barge workers so getting stoned watching the stars and catching fish is great. Even better when a lass goes and you can forget fishing. Simple pleasures.

This sounds absolutely amazing. I need to do this. Floating on the river in the middle of the night high off my goard like a modern day Huck Finn sounds like perfection.

 

[cricket3]

Just got an e-mail from someone with this signature:

Name
(Proud to be Vaccinated)

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

No pronouns?

(Those f***ing people are insufferable.)

 

[BernieSadori]

While walking the other night, we saw some douche on an electric unicycle wearing a mask. No helmet, but a fkuing mask.

*****.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

I suppose it’s mostly me getting older but I now find lassies in their 40’s and even 50’s reaching their peak attractiveness, which 10 years ago I wouldn’t have thought remotely possible.

When I see an attractive girl in her 20’s they almost seem way to young looking.

When I see an attractive 40 or early 50 something lass I’m like there’s a damn woman.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

There’s some weird lady that moved into my neighborhood in the last couple years. She must walk 10+ miles a day, bare minimum. She wears the same basic outfit every day:

- big straw sun hat
- mask
- shoes worn so long they’ve got holes and her feet poke thru
- jacket
- tights/joggers
- bag in one hand
- reading material in the other

FTR it’s 98 right now and humid af. Glad she’s got that jacket, though.

 

[CastleRubric]

Elmore James is Rolling AND Tumbling all up in here -- probably the best blues voice I've heard

I think this is a Muddy Waters cover actually but James came from the Chicago sound post WW2 movement so his is more electrified & amped up

Elmore James

 

[CrittendenWildcat]

While walking the other night, we saw some douche on an electric unicycle wearing a mask. No helmet, but a fkuing mask.

*****.

Leaving my subdivision this morning, passed a guy driving alone. Windows rolled up. In a mini-cooper. Wearing a mask. Choade.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Girls in their 20s *should* be pretty dope and fit. I mean, go back and look at pics of all of us 20 years ago.

Women who are dope in their 40s and 50s have to work HARD for it. That’s worthy of all kinds of praise.

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Che pootz.

 

[PuffyNips]

Wildcat Willy - do you have any connection to "Wildcat Willys" here in Winchester?

Can't believe i haven't asked that before!

Absolutely zero connection to that place.

But I will be picking one of the finest GYERO lawyers immediately and sending them a cease and desist letter.

 

[PuffyNips]

I suppose it’s mostly me getting older but I now find lassies in their 40’s and even 50’s reaching their peak attractiveness, which 10 years ago I wouldn’t have thought remotely possible.

When I see an attractive girl in her 20’s they almost seem way to young looking.

When I see an attractive 40 or early 50 something lass I’m like there’s a damn woman.

I get what you are saying. I'm banging an extremely fit 51 year old around 4x a wk on average. (I know... TMI. Congrats for the sex. Thank you.) And I know how fortunate my fat *** is to be able to do that.

But there are a couple of college aged lifeguards at the pool who bring me up to periscope depth on the reg. I mean, Holy ****!

 

[SAECATFAN]

College girls, yes, way too young.

In their 20's, though? I'd reconsider that one, rich.

 

[pretzel__logic]

Y'all probably know this, but sunglasses or not, lassies know you're staring. A dude looking at booty (or titties) tilts his head like a puppy looking at a treat.

(ogle away, just know...we be knowin'.)

I saw a girl at the gym the other day who did the booty shorts hiked into her nether regions trick that's going around on the TikReels and I could see the full contours of her taint. I don't think she knew her shorts were totally see through and that the whole gym knows she had a zebra print thong on, though, and I kinda felt bad. On the one hand, I know she put her shorts on like that on purpose. But on the other, I don't think the opacity issue was intentional, and she might have been embarrassed if she knew. If she was on her way out of the gym I would have given her a heads up, but...she had just walked in. I feel like if someone has a boog on their face or something they can immediately fix, you tell them and that is a courtesy; but if they can't change it right then, you just STFU.

 

[wcc31]

Glad Cal wasn’t bouncing around the draft last night.

Keep your head down and let’s get this **** right.

 

[SAECATFAN]

That's fine, pretzel.

 

[80 Proof]

This sounds absolutely amazing. I need to do this. Floating on the river in the middle of the night high off my goard like a modern day Huck Finn sounds like perfection.

Let's go.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

I'm down.

 

[anthonys735]

I saw a girl at the gym the other day who did the booty shorts hiked into her nether regions trick that's going around on the TikReels and I could see the full contours of her taint.

 

[rudd1]

---

-as a father of a soon to be 21yo girl...I'm in a pickle. I generally try not to ogle anyone...especially under 30 but sometimes it's unavoidable. I'm only dead on the inside...biology is gonna do biology things.

 

[legalbeagle123]

I saw a girl at the gym the other day who did the booty shorts hiked into her nether regions trick that's going around on the TikReels and I could see the full contours of her taint. I don't think she knew her shorts were totally see through and that the whole gym knows she had a zebra print thong on....

Name of gym?

 

[Mossip]

"Full Contours of her Taint" is my favorite 112 song.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

They know we are looking, always. The ones that get upset about it are the ones that know we don’t like what we see.

 

[catlanta33]

Y'all probably know this, but sunglasses or not, lassies know you're staring. A dude looking at booty (or titties) tilts his head like a puppy looking at a treat.

Some of us add a 'thank you' or 'gawddamn' just so there is no confusion.

 

[Hank Camacho_rivals115797]

Y'all probably know this, but sunglasses or not, lassies know you're staring. A dude looking at booty (or titties) tilts his head like a puppy looking at a treat.

(ogle away, just know...we be knowin'.)

I saw a girl at the gym the other day who did the booty shorts hiked into her nether regions trick that's going around on the TikReels and I could see the full contours of her taint. I don't think she knew her shorts were totally see through and that the whole gym knows she had a zebra print thong on, though, and I kinda felt bad. On the one hand, I know she put her shorts on like that on purpose. But on the other, I don't think the opacity issue was intentional, and she might have been embarrassed if she knew. If she was on her way out of the gym I would have given her a heads up, but...she had just walked in. I feel like if someone has a boog on their face or something they can immediately fix, you tell them and that is a courtesy; but if they can't change it right then, you just STFU.

She hot?

 

[Wrong]

Glad Cal wasn’t bouncing around the draft last night.

Keep your head down and let’s get this **** right.

Well he was at the Yankee game instead so not sure about the whole keeping his head down thing.

 

[TCPUKChamps]

Yacht Rock Friday Five
Robbie Dupree - Steal Away
Kenny Loggins/Stevie Nicks - Whenever I Call You Friend
Christopher Cross - Ride Like The Wind
Toto - Rosanna
Michael McDonald - I Keep Forgettin'


@pretzel__logic - Do we consider Steely Dan "Yacht Rock". It's been debated lately but I've kept them out of the list for now...

 

[BBdK]

Christopher Cross lays it down, man.

Not sure anyone Epitomizes the genre more, overall.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Levis saw my nephew wearing his UK gear last night and chatted him up a bit. Found him again this morning and warmed him up. Cool of the kid.

Not quite enough to overcome A&M yet but made up some ground.

 

[VernHatton52]

Dilly!

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Agree with everyone that any woman who looks like they might possibly consider having sex with your sorry, middle-aged self is instantly more attractive than they would have been 10 years ago.

 

[krazykats]

Glad to see Dillingham quote Cal on NIL, it’s not the reason you come here, but it sure is a perk!

Boom!

LFG!!!!

 

[wcc31]

Love this scouting report:

https://www.cbssports.com/college-b...am-the-no-1-pg-in-nation-commits-to-wildcats/

And these highlights are dope too- kid’s a shotmaker:

 

[Kooky Kats_anon]

Revving up

 

[BernieSadori]

Y'all probably know this, but sunglasses or not, lassies know you're staring. A dude looking at booty (or titties) tilts his head like a puppy looking at a treat.

(ogle away, just know...we be knowin'.)

I saw a girl at the gym the other day who did the booty shorts hiked into her nether regions trick that's going around on the TikReels and I could see the full contours of her taint. I don't think she knew her shorts were totally see through and that the whole gym knows she had a zebra print thong on, though, and I kinda felt bad. On the one hand, I know she put her shorts on like that on purpose. But on the other, I don't think the opacity issue was intentional, and she might have been embarrassed if she knew. If she was on her way out of the gym I would have given her a heads up, but...she had just walked in. I feel like if someone has a boog on their face or something they can immediately fix, you tell them and that is a courtesy; but if they can't change it right then, you just STFU.

No detection if done correctly.

You can't just stare in their direction. Head needs to be positioned to where you are looking forward while side eying titties and taints.

 

[gobigbluebell]

I stare a lot, sometimes with my jaw open. It’s a new world compared to X years ago.

Robert Deon Potasi Dillingham is a badass name. I have hopes for that kid.