Insurance charged me $560 instead of the usual $212 a month.
Call my guy knowing it’s a mistake and let him know to clean it up.
Well, no, sorry can’t do that. Our policy was going up due to my wife having a minor accident 10 months ago and since we are on an annual premium we are just now seeing it. But the main reason for the increase is that your wife added your 16 YO niece.
Me: We don’t have a 16YO niece.
Him: Tells me the name of my 17YO nephews girlfriend.
Happy Friday!
-My same insurance plan was scheduled to go from $91/month to $384/month in January which there was no way I was paying. Given I’ve had $172K in claims this year of which I paid only $1800 so probably deserved. Called an agent at a place called Womankind and after 15 minutes with him switching a couple things, I basically have the same plan for free for the next year and it actually works outside Florida. Any place that takes Blue Cross/Shield I can go to now.
-My platonic lesbian wife/business partner is going to look at a house/put money down if we’re lucky enough to be picked. Finding housing is so touched right now. Taking 10K cash to put in the guys face because the other loser applicants won’t be doing that. 3/2 on the water/canal. Extra bedroom for business and storage. A rare Keys garage as well.
Ready to get out of my place even though my room and bathroom are dope(for KW). Tired of drunken coked up friends banging on my door at 2am asking me what I’m up to, idk sleeping mfer. Go to bed. Fingers crossed it happens.
We’d be in Cudjoe though so 25 miles from KW which is FINE with me. I don’t do anything there anymore besides business, gym, bike rides and visit friends.
-Sorry gang but I have very little faith we beat UNC but maybe since Ty Ty has seen the bright lights and big stage he’ll be more ready this time. That’s the game changer imo.
-Dog getting neutered Tuesday. REALLY don’t want to do it but advice has been to do so because of testicular cancer down the road. Hope it doesn’t change him at all. He’s awesome.