GYERO ARCHIVE

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anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
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Had a talking-to with the wife on how to and WHERE to park.

it is now understood by her that the right move is to always take an end spot FAR away from every ******* (which is every human) in the lot…whilst glomming onto the edge line of the stall.

Door dings are not acceptable under my roof.
When you have a wife and 2 kids in a 2 car garage, door dings APPARENTLY just "happen." 🤬
 
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anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
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MilqueToast signed a contract extension through 25-26. He will earn at least $1.2 million per year and despite my issues with his constant ability to be a straight pr disaster, it’s well earned.

I bet he throws a bitchin party to celebrate with friends and family that would blow your socks off. A true rager.
That'll be his last extension and give Peev just enough grooming to make the move. Love it. Now get to work on securing the 💰 for FHFHCMS.
 

80 Proof

Heisman
Jan 3, 2003
64,825
52,401
113
Just enjoyed lunch at KSBar. No complaints other than being charged 50 cents for the honey mustard to go with my club sandwich.

Cheap asses 😬
 
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cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
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Your mistake for not telling the waitress Matt said he'd pay for your meal. Pretty sure he's made the offer to a few thousand people at this point.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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Aug 17, 2002
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Just enjoyed lunch at KSBar. No complaints other than being charged 50 cents for the honey mustard to go with my club sandwich.

Cheap asses 😬
Hope they cleaned the bathrooms better than last time. When we visited in August, there was water and paper all over the place…forgiven due to labor shortage.
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
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-Following FB recruiting, other than the big names, is basically impossible. Looks like we're rolling right now.

-Stoked to check out a somewhat normal Rupp tonight.

-Meta 🤣 GTFO. What a loser.

-Text threads were firing last night. Lol. Seems like the gyero crew was getting after it.

-Work has been busier than **insert 80proof saying here** Apparently not getting a slow season this year.

-Beef and Brocc last night. "Healthy" version. Coconut sugar, coconut aminos, arrowroot. Crushed.

-I'm just going to call it out. This WCC, taking life too serious for wildcat friends, especially at the start of BB season, is just f*cking ********. Carve some time out for the 2nd most important aspect in your life. Tighten it up, bruh.

-Given a lot of thought to a "fun" investment, but the further in my career I get, I can't think of a business I would less like to be in than a restaurant. Big change from 10 years ago where that seemed fuc af. I'd have to pick something with a lot less customer service.

-Damn Fetty, long way from that massive 2015 run. RGF PRODUCTIONS!! YEAH BABBBBY!!
 

gobigbluebell

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Sep 1, 2020
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Oh wow fetty wap got real stret cred dawg i love his music

If Dane Key played basketball, I would have something to say about his hair...but he doesn't.

I saw a pic of our basketball cats in practice uniforms that were clearly classically styled throwbacks...at least the shorts. Gave me hope that perhaps a classic clean uniform is in our future....but I know better. Still not watching 1 second till football's over. I just don't give one ****.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,957
88,495
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He's FOS.

He hasn't said a word about Football in a month, and had nothing to say during the Blue/White conversation, and won't have anything to say tonight either.

It's all good - he's really super busy.

Missed B-W because as mentioned, I was at a cabin in the woods. Missing tonight too as we’re going to Aronoff for the Pretty Woman musical. By conference season, I’ll be back.

Here’s a preemptive “F-off” for you.
 

catsfanbgky

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Oct 18, 2006
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Particularly fond of the phrase “hotter than a three pecker goat.” Learned it from a Jesse Dayton song.
"Hotter than a fresh *ucked Fox in a forest fire" always works best for me when trying to express the extent of how hot it is outside. It really drives home the extremity of said heat.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,957
88,495
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Shorts:

- Do I drink too much? When compared to my peers, no, I do not. Love my peers.

- Great Lakes Christmas Ale makes me so damn happy. I’ll have a few cases before the season is over.

- I’m so over topical jokes. Sorry, Llama. I’m sured you teed one up on Meta pretty good. I hate sharing experiences with the entire planet.

- How profitable are your run-of-the-mill Mexican restaurants? Dudes have to be making bank, right?

- Saw a Lot B just go for $1000. Jesus Christ- Buffalo picks may not be as good but at $30 they’re almost there.

- What is it with these F’ing kids and Harambe jokes?
 
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