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Anon1700452283

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Bought 2 Amazon pallets and inside one was a medium sized black box with no writing on it. Opened it up and inside is a rubber female genitalia that’s not only life sized but also vibrates. Not sure which of PTI, Wynn or Doc Boat would be happiest with it. Definitely the funniest thing I’ve ever gotten in a pallet and I have no idea which one to send it to.
How’s it smell?
 

blubo

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Bought 2 Amazon pallets and inside one was a medium sized black box with no writing on it. Opened it up and inside is a rubber female genitalia that’s not only life sized but also vibrates. Not sure which of PTI, Wynn or Doc Boat would be happiest with it. Definitely the funniest thing I’ve ever gotten in a pallet and I have no idea which one to send it to.
How much foreplay did it require? 🤓
 

TCPUKChamps

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Damn.

 
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When Lexus of Lexington was still actually in Nicholasville, they had a used Porsche in the showroom. On her last day of working there before moving back home to France, a receptionist asked a salesman to take her for a spin in it. He lost control on Harrodsburg Rd/US 68 when it was still a 2-lane road from Southland Church outbound, hit a massive oak tree, split the car in half, and deposited her lifeless body in Ramsey Horse Farm. He survived but had to be extricated via jaws of life. That was not long after Mash/Avare/Pitino had taken ownership of it and the Toyota store, too.
Was the airline ticket refundable?
 

BBdK

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Stick with Tim & Dave you massive gash boy.

Learn soul & funk music

And GFY Hyman with your kooky-esque only NJ/NY take, that anyone outside is wack rap. Lmaooo.

Dre, Pac, SNOOOOP, Scarface, UGK, OutKast, Mannie, P, Gibbs, Bone, Drake, DPG, Cole, Warren, Krit, Jeezy, Quik, Gucci, Lupe, Twista, Ross, Kendrick, Lil
Jon, Jermaine Dupree, Kanye, Cube, goodie mob, Travis Scott, Luda, Meek, Kweli, Em, Eazy, TI, Nelly, ZRo, Royce, Wayne, Common, Future, Ball & G, Three 6/Pat…

…could go forever. Stick with hostels you 60 year old Broke chump

PUSHA T??? Lmaoooooo. I’ll let him know he’s “crap rap” Bc not NJ/NY.

🤡
 
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tommyg4uk

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“Yeah, can I have 2 tacos, some egg rolls, a pita sandwich, a salad, a burger drowning in ranch, some pancakes, a slice of cheesecake, and a diet cherry Mountain Dew?”

-Jack in the ****

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Agree. The salad and diet drink sound awful.

Sourdough Jack burger combo with unsweet tea and two tacos...not sure how that's hate worthy. I *get* hating the McRib, as much as I love it, but don't get hating having JITB as an option.
 
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btodd0224 n/a?

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Sorry jayroon and blubo, opened the lid, saw what it was and put the lid back on.

Wynn, I just discovered my neighbors must be related to you. They know I get the stuff on Thursday’s and are going through it as I’m unloading. 3 of them told me they wanted it. I’ve been laughing all day watching people open that box.

We need this bye week to get some key players time to heal for the stretch run. Regroup, run the table and play New Years Day. I’d like to see where we’d be if we’re 11-1 with the only loss to Georgia at Athens.
 
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Dre, Pac, SNOOOOP, Scarface, UGK, OutKast, Mannie, P, Gibbs, Bone, Drake, DPG, Cole, Warren, Krit, Jeezy, Quik, Gucci, Lupe, Twista, Ross, Kendrick, Lil
Jon, Jermaine Dupree, Kanye, Cube, goodie mob, Travis Scott, Luda, Meek, Kweli, Em, Eazy, TI, Nelly, ZRo, Royce, Wayne, Common, Future, Ball & G, Three 6/Pat…
each one you listed is actually worse than the previous one. (Twista excepted)
 

BBdK

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Well ****, what A terrible night.

Now I hate Jack in the Bax + all West coast, Nola, ATL, and Texas Rap!

Thanks a lot GYERO


Steph with 25 in the first quarter vs the Clippers. 9-9, 5-5 from deep. He's absurd.

After a triple double opener vs the Lakers.

Lol. Just wait until his first bad box score - Ursch will SMOKE you about how terrible he actually is. Stay tuned!
 
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Umm…no. I F’ing love Steph Curry. He’s done as much to change the NBA game as anyone in our lifetime, and is one of the most loveable athletes ever.

Go get a hot dog and a burrito and a falafel and some baklava and chicken salad sandwich and a calzone and a bowl of soup and some spaghetti from Jack in the Box and stick the entire greasy paper bag up your ***. Should slide right in.
 
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