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VernHatton52

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...and they both need to go pay a therapist to tell where the bad man touched them and quit being internet trolls whose posts reek of cheap cologne.

Also, hey Vern -- I'm glad we didn't play Clemson today so we could eek out a win and not get injured. Maybe a literal safari with Shagari Alleyne would be good for you.

Speaking of bum **** -- whatever happened to buckethead? At least he brings his own wetnaps.
STFU you f'n idiot. I didn't say **** about playing Clemson, dipshit. Are you missing chromosomes or some ****?
 
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Vismund

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Mar 30, 2007
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~ The AT&T chick intentionally requests to dress that way in spite of the fact that she's 51% exposed titty whenever she isn't in an AT&T ad.

~ After a battle with RSV, my 2 year old picked up hoof and mouth. Kids hasn't slept 8 straight hours in weeks.

~ Booker is exactly right. Was not a fan of bringing in a bunch of dudes to get "reps". Set the tone with your guys then work them in when you're up 3 scores. Also baffled at how our O-Line got worked by an FCS opponent.

~ Burn the tape, move on.

~ They better figure out a way to keep heads alive in jars Futurama style. Can you imagine the pressure the guy replacing Nick Saban is going to feel? They are absolutely unplugging UF's balloon knot at the swamp. Wild. Bama would give the Jets a game.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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The Jets would beat Bama by like 35 but I do feel bad for the poor sap who follows Saban. Maybe hire one of Bryant’s grand kids for like two years before you try to get a real coach?
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
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All the Florida bettors now pounding Auburn, ugh!

Bet cancelled.

Throwing money at UGA I guess. USC should be looking ahead to us so I think they lay a goose.
 

august-west

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May 21, 2002
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He’s been a weirdo on this site for many years. Not sure why he decided to start posting in GYERO, but he’s officially outed now.

After seeing many other posters basically telling you to GGP I will refrain from doing so.

I owned up to the awful Divorce Lawyer take, even though it was highly influenced by brown water I didn’t use that as excuse for such awfulness. That said, I’d be happy to talk to people about bum poo, for 10-15 minutes, for 100.00 a pop. Pretty much anything is game for that rate. Maybe I should start a 1-800 line.
 

Wynn Duffy 69

Heisman
Jan 31, 2017
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- Well, if we had played that way next weekend, we’d have gotten our *** kicked. So maybe we got it out of our system? That’s the lone takeaway from today. Forget about it and move on.

- I blame it on the suck of Eddie Gran coming around again. What a stupid decision. I love Mark, but that was a bad executive decision.

- That was the worst in-game catpaw I’ve ever reviewed in my life.

- This whole day has had a lose-to-ole-miss on Super Tuesday vibe to it. With jimmy dykes rim licking my wife. It wasn’t the day I was looking for. I hope tomorrow is better.

- I think tomorrow is a day drinking day.

- I’m out, friends. Going to try to have anal sex. But I will settle for vaginal.
 

august-west

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May 21, 2002
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- Well, if we had played that way next weekend, we’d have gotten our *** kicked. So maybe we got it out of our system? That’s the lone takeaway from today. Forget about it and move on.

- I blame it on the suck of Eddie Gran coming around again. What a stupid decision. I love Mark, but that was a bad executive decision.

- That was the worst in-game catpaw I’ve ever reviewed in my life.

- This whole day has had a lose-to-ole-miss on Super Tuesday vibe to it. With jimmy dykes rim licking my wife. It wasn’t the day I was looking for. I hope tomorrow is better.

- I think tomorrow is a day drinking day.

- I’m out, friends. Going to try to have anal sex. But I will settle for vaginal.
And I’m the weirdo..... butt, seriously, good luck. (See what I did there?)
 

Kooky Kats_anon

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Aug 17, 2002
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Just got back from Charleston tonight.

A perfectly weird, beautiful town. My birthday & 25 year anniversary weekend, redux from last year’s Covid cancel. Lotsa fun with no kids. Dusted off the ol moves with the Mrs.

I caught a Venice vibe from Charleston... a snapshot of layered, frozen history with interesting buildings and surprise spaces but a vestige of better times and an inorganic reason for its current existence. There seemed to be no commerce there except restaurants, lawyers, and doctors.

That said, it was easily the best big town I’ve ever visited - knocking Boston off the top of the list. ...I could easily retire there. But for humidity, it’d be a foregone conclusion.

Walked and walked. Sweat. Rain. Did all the Touristy things. Museums, Historic Home tours...

We stayed in a brand new Hilton ‘Club’ Hotel that opened in April that is a timeshare thing. Thank God we successfully dodged the Amway pitch for buying in and had just a beautifully appointed unit (300sf😜 with 9foot ceilings). Toto ***-washing toilet, electric roll-down black out shades, TV mirror in bathroom (no clue the reason for this)...I love the smell of new carpet offgassing.

snackdown:
  • Met Rodney Scott... BBQ whole hog & greens. Not overdone, pork shone thru. Primo.
  • High Wire Distillery. Tasted many offerings highlighted by Peach Brandy finished Jimmy Red Corn Bourbon. Ham smoked corn white dog. Combo pot/column still juice that is creamy and malty. Got an inside tour.
  • FIG for dinner. Weller 107. Small plates. Chicken Liver Pâtè, Tarte Tartin, Ricotta Gnocchi. Wreckfish entree. Takes reservations 28 days in advance... sells out immediately. Was fantastic.
  • Big Bad Breakfast for chicken biscuit and gravy. Was good, not sure it was worth the. 1.5 mile walk.
  • The Ordinary: popped in that place for 6 oysters on the half shell and an icy cold beer. Light and refreshing in between my sweating. Beautiful space in an 1850’s old bank. Wife can’t do oysters, so she humored me.
  • Husk. Weller Full Proof Pick. Shrimp and Alabama white sauce, Striploin steak, cornbread. Xcellent, but perhaps overhyped. So basic, but delicious.
  • Met my nephew and his fiancé on the Vendue rooftop. Table on the tip-top deck and got obliterated on Gin & Tonics. My old go to, but too easy to fire down.
  • Lewis Barbecue Texas Brisket and whatnot. 45 minute line where we thankfully moseyed inside before the skies opened up. Excellent BBQ. Got sliced point meat, wished I got a beef rib... just to try. This joint is the truth. Brought home a doggie bag for the boys... but the dog countersurfed half a brisket sandwhich.
Glad I sweat so much, because I would’ve gained 20 pounds.

Everyone we met was super nice and helpful while being proud of their town and were knowledgeable of its histories and nuances.

Hat tip to RC Cola. Why that magical elixir isn’t sold nationwide, I’d love to know.
 
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Is there any place in Lexington that serves good prime rib? I have a hankering and with the Chop House being closed, the only place I can think of that even serves prime rib is Texas Roadhouse. That would be akin to settling for vaginal, imo.
 
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VernHatton52

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Aug 9, 2005
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Is there any place in Lexington that serves good prime rib? I have a hankering and with the Chop House being closed, the only place I can think of that even serves prime rib is Texas Roadhouse. That would be akin to settling for vaginal, imo.
I serve your mom prime rib on Sundays. She likes creamy horseradish with hers.
 

VernHatton52

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No, I really do make a nice prime rib. Hank's mom likes hers with a little kick. Get your mind out of the gutter.
 
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