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Wayne, I said 2 a days for 75 days in a row is dumb. If you count things like getting move minutes every day, that’s totally reasonable. (Good for you and mrs Wayne, btw) Admittedly I count walks, a perfectly cromulent form of exercise, as an “active” rest day aka not a day I just sit at my desk working and shitposting on the internet all day instead of going to the gym. 75 Hard prescribes more than just walkin’.
 
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UKRob 73 said:
Square Grouper refer to Bale's of marijuana, not coke. Fu@king tourist.
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False, any bale of drugs is called a square grouper. It was originally marijuana but once cocaine became super popular and the US started growing it’s own weed, they basically stopped smuggling it and only run cocaine now. How would I know though I’ve only lived in a place where they wash up regularly for a decade?

Your google search is out dated bub.


(police slang, from a reference to the grouper fish) bales of marijuana or blocks of cocaine, packed in plastic, and sometimes thrown overboard a boat.
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square grouper: meaning, origin, translation - WordSense Dictionary​

Not everything is still reliving the late 70s daily like you are.

F@cking tourist.
 
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The main dude I work with works 15 hours per day during the week and 6 per day on the weekends. And he’s locked in the entire time. It’s unbelievable. And he loves it. I f’ing hate him.
 
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If he wrote a book it would be super interesting…

-You should call the coast guard and/or police immediately. Those groupers have trackers and you DO NOT want Cuban drug smugglers knocking on your door in the middle of the night. Also, sometimes the police leave them there and watch them to see if the Cubans are coming back to recover it.
 
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I love having the unvaccinated excuse. Got me out of a wedding two weeks ago and an engagement party as we post.

I just totally care about everyone to not want to spread the virus!
 
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Ron Mehico said:
The GYERO 100:

Everyday you have to perform 12 five minute HIIT workouts spaced 30 minutes apart, once you begin you have to finish straight through

You have to follow the Mediterranean diet without exception

on the 45th and 90th day you have to do a juice cleanse

on the 13th day and every prime number thereafter your diet must consist of 100% organic medjool dates

at least 65g of fiber per day

you have to participate in a no less than 8 person murder mystery party at least 4 nights a week

have to learn a new language

you must read 3 newspaper articles a day

you must paint a self-portrait

and you must remain abstinent and no masturbation

Who’s with me??
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Can we watch the view while we’re not masturbating?
 
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Ok, golf channel we have a UK women’s golfer going to extra holes in US Women's Amateur. Winner goes to the finals.
 
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roguemocha

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Someone said Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich is better than chick fil a. Super false, just went there to try it. Bland and they don’t offer tomatoes, lettuce or onion. What kind of monster doesn’t eat LTO on a sandwich? AND they don’t offer milk either. Last time I’m there for sure.
 
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Gotta hand it to him, rogue’s impersonation of catsfan is getting better with each post...
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And you suck better and better with each post. GFY, who are you exactly again ???? Another one of my admirers who can't keep my name out of your cockholster.

I do know this about real Olympic wrestling, chains, brass knucks hid in trunks, kendo sticks, and throwing salt in your opponents eyes (shout out to Tojo Yamamoto), are all illegal and highly frowned upon. All will get you DQ'd immediately.

I do not know if a full nelson, Brainbuster, pile driver, Stone Cold Stunner, Sweet Chin Music, Scorpion Deathdrop, choke slam, Sister Abagail, or Mandible Claw are legal and can be used in a sanctioned match. Be great if they can.

I would probably watch the boring **** if they would make a couple changes, 1. No DQ 2. No time limit. it also would actually sway the touch out of me if the added walk in music for each competitor, wardrobes, facepaint optional, and an assistant / manager along with them at ringside.

Would also like to see the fan favorite from the Pro Wrasslin version, the ole Masked guy from Parts Unknown. If the Olympics version would institute those things into their competition, my *** is glued to the TV and tuned in. I would watch it no matter what other events are showing at the same time, even USA mens basketball. TMF story.

One last thing, I would want to keep ONE thing from the boring version, awarding medals. I like that part, belts would look stupid, especially giving out belts to the top 3 guys.
 
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Wynn Duffy 69

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Late, but I always thought the proper protocol when one finds a kilo of blow washed up on the shore is to slice it open, fill up your pockets, bury your nose in it, and then run like hell (and you can probably run pretty fast at that point). In this manner, both the federal authorities as well as the Cuban smugglers are outsmarted, and you profit.
 
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Back in the day, Meow and I were babysitting five of her coworkers kids...

The oldest ran up to us with a duffel bag she found playing in the woods. We looked in it and saw a few bricks of mid-grade herb bricked up.

The girl we were babysitting asked if it was drugs she found, we said we didn't know, but she shouldn't touch it and that we'd take care of it.

Called a few friends we thought would want it...Meow and I lived off the profit all summer.
 
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Oh, and that girl that found it is in her early 20's now...saw her at a bar in NC last year and she asked what we did with it.

I just smiled and she said, "I KNEW IT. Damn, if I were only a few years older."
 
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If I ever stumbled upon a Square Grouper I’d probably have to buy a bigger freezer. Eh, who am I kidding, at this age, I’d probably just call the proper authorities. But I *might* save a little for myself.
 
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Never found a brick in the woods, or a kilo on the beach, unfortunately. But I did come upon an eighth of some decent beaster next to the pump at a Shell station a few weeks ago.

#groundscore
 
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Men’s marathon was interesting. Kipchoge is so strong he made his move with over 7 miles to go, let his teammates know he was going to push, then just destroyed the field with ease.

The next 3 were fighting for 2 medals, and the silver medalist did the same — but with 100 yards to go. Just knew he had it with ease, signaled to his teammate to come along, and moved ahead like it was nothing.

Great performance by Galen Rupp. He should be proud as hell of an 8th place finish.
 
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I don’t like blow so I don’t care to find any. Usually it just keeps you up later to make more poor decisions. With a girl only, that’s down, different story.
 
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