the key to bowling, is to smoke a pack of heaters (I'm old, so you could still smoke in the bowling alley), and power down as many of those 'bowling pin' bottles of Bud Heavy as you could manage in 2 and half hours.
Then pop a few tic tacs and drive, hammered, all the way home. Maybe kick the dog, and put a new finish on that shiner you gave your wife after your team lost the previous Sunday. (in case she gets any ideas about running that yapper to a friend or the friend's cop husband)
Then pop a few tic tacs and drive, hammered, all the way home. Maybe kick the dog, and put a new finish on that shiner you gave your wife after your team lost the previous Sunday. (in case she gets any ideas about running that yapper to a friend or the friend's cop husband)