GYERO ARCHIVE

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MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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Good morning, MaxPowerr, and welcome to ABC Corporation. Thank you for taking time to sit down with us to discuss our recent Monster.com job posting for an assistant general manager of facilities. We offer a competitive starting salary, 3 weeks vacation, a membership to our on-site wellness center, 100% employer paid health insurance, and an extra benefit selection for dental, vision, and life insurance as well.

Now, for the next week, as part of the interview process, you will vacillate up to 9 hours a day with distinct members of our management team, who will alternate between chastising, humiliating, ridiculing, and embarrassing you, then worshiping, praising, and deifying you. The entire, ridiculous, pathetic, self serving process will be broadcast on every major network throughout the world, and on social media as well.


Good luck!
I keep clicking this but there’s no calendar appointment showing up- I think your link is broken.
 

drxman1

Heisman
Nov 5, 2008
19,464
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The normal iPhone is around $800-900 but the iPhone Pro Super Max with 512gb of storage (which is obviously what drx would get) is only $1400. So no $1800 yet.

Are you considering new charging cables, new charging box, new case to fit...I read that out the door price in an article.
 

UKwizard

Heisman
Dec 11, 2002
21,313
13,878
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Please Saban's blood will cure it and become the basis of a cure all vaccine. I'm surprised they haven't tried it with Magic yet.
 

cawoodsct

Heisman
Apr 27, 2006
39,865
27,905
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OCPs are Little Debbie's finest creation. She sure is a sharp lady.
I will go Swiss cake rolls #1 but these are close.
 

UK_Dallas

Heisman
Sep 17, 2015
14,732
37,033
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I get why the Dems would pack the court, but I don't know where it would end. Would the GOP then add 4 more when they take the senate and WH next? Seems like there's no end.
If it gets to the point that they add 4 seats then it’s likely the Pubs will never regain the Senate or WH. IMO.

Edit: That only happens if they take the Senate this year which is less than 50% chance IMO.
 
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Nov 14, 2002
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* None of you dopes are nearly as staunchly liberal or as conservative as you think. There’s an awful lot of middle ground around here. Well, except for Wayne.

And F him, by the way.

* It’s 2020, and Zack Greinke, he of the $35 million a year contract, and with a Cy Young on his mantle, will still confidently throw an eephus pitch on a 3-2 count in the AL Championship Series.

Amazing.
 

MotorCityKat

Redshirt
May 6, 2004
6
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The Democrats didn't control the senate then or they could have approved him.

Ironically, the only reason the Republicans can ram ACB's nomination through is because the Democrats changed the Senate rules so they could ram the ACA through.

Reid & the Dems cut the confirm to 51 for most pres appointments, but not SC.

Dems filibustered Gorsuch.

McConnell & Repubs cut threshold for confirming SC noms from 60 to 51.
 
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Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
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I've been guilty of some ridiculously expensive grubhub orders from fast food places for lunch. It is probably not good for America that you can just order mountains of cheap food delivered straight to your door.

It is also awesome.
 

KingLlama

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Nov 27, 2002
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- It's a low bar to be sure, but White Castle's Dusseldorf mustard is easily the best thing they produce. I buy a bottle of that stuff at least once a year.

- I *get* posting inspirational quotes on social media. I mean, I'm guilty of it myself. And I certainly *get* posting pictures of yourself when you've reached certain physical goals, like running a PR or losing weight, gaining muscle, etc. But a girl I went to college with has started posting daily "inspirational" status updates accompanied by pictures of herself that have nothing to do with the actual quote. She'll post some long soliloquy about strength, or "finding herself", or whatever, and then attach it to a picture of herself looking down at a leaf, or sitting next to a creek looking at the water, etc. It alternates between being supremely annoying and supremely amusing, but either way, it's bizarre. Her husband needs to clean that up.

- Forde and his ilk weren't saying a WORD when mid-major conferences were having to postpone/reschedule games. But now that it's the SEC, college football is KILLING AMERICA. They don't even try to hide the hypocrisy anymore.

- Raking leaves is the worst. The WORST.

- Herro has made Kentucky the cool spot for every white wing with any bounce whatsoever. First the McNeely kid from WV, and now the kid from Wisconsin. The Wisconsin kid barely had any high-major offers when the pandemic hit. Not sure Cal has offered any kid ranked that low since he's been here (though most analysts believe the kid was/is about to blow up, even before the Kentucky offer). Definitely a shift in recruiting focus, it seems...and probably done with the upcoming transfer rule in mind.
 

tommyg4uk

All-American
Aug 20, 2003
2,542
9,650
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- Grand Junction, CO is dope. Heading there this weekend for work...lots of talent.

- Skip Pueblo, Chief. The sandwich was awful. Not much there either.

- Pro Oxford Comma.

- Cole gets boneless "wings"...100%.

- Hooter's had $11.99 all you can eat wings on Mondays after 6pm up until last year in Winston-Salem.

- Glad to have NW50 back, although miss the **** talking. More running off catsfanbg, less American politics.

- 19 more days until this election is done. Hey, Nineteen.
 
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Hank Camacho

Heisman
May 7, 2002
28,103
11,430
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Hopefully Llama's wife gets him a leaf blower for Christmas.

I don't see any way the free year of eligibility for winter sports helps UK basketball and in fact will probably hurt us in the years to come when we come across some mid-major full of fifth year seniors in the second round of the NCAA. But feel free to change my mind.
 

anthonys735

Heisman
Jan 29, 2004
62,831
51,918
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-Huber's leaf blower recommendation has been on f*cking point. Turned a 10 minute job of sweeping ginkgo berries into 2-3 minutes. If you have a job with morning meetings and a kid to get to school those 7 minutes are invaluable. Plus doesn't break them up so no puke smell. F*cking gingko.

-Keeneland tomorrow with one of my best ginger friends. Turned into a nice little Friday. Stave, Keeneland, Tulip. #hoipolloi

-Tomorrow marks 2 weeks w/out Twitter. After election is settled plan on adding it back with heavy sports focus. Took a full week for me to stop the habitual thumb movement looking to click the app. Yikes.

-Sloot made this last night -> https://metemgee.com/2020/07/12/boneless-brown-stew-chicken/ Recommended for family dinner. I made some instant pot brown rice to serve over.

-I get frustrated by a lot of stuff that happens re: virus, politics, sports, whatever, but have a lot more faith in us than 1 person, decision, election is going to be the end or Death of America.

-For you weirdos that like endurance sports OR just enjoy a decent quick Amazon show. I recently watched these two and really enjoyed -> Ride to Extraordinary and Everest Beyond the Limit. I love those low budget documentaries like RtE. Similar to the one on Barkley Marathon.

-Doesn't take much to have an expensive DoorDash meal. Props if you can keep an order for 2 under $35.

-35 overnight and 33 Friday night. Sun sets before 7:30p and still down at 7:30a. Here we go.

-Attacks on Thanksgiving Dinner already starting.

-Who all had wings last night?
 
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