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thabigbluenation

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PTI (pti) said:
I had a roommate in college with a felony on his record for dealing (you know him). Had a next door neighbor that was the biggest extacy dealer in Lexington.

This hits way closer to home than some of you care to admit. Throwing stones in glass houses, and what not.
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giving your age compared to mine we might know the same dude as well...that being said these two aren't even close.

What Mr. Glover was involved in dealing crack cocaine on a large scale in a city like Lville is much more closely related to what you saw on "The Wire". Mr extacy dealer was much more like several dudes sitting on a couch in "Half Baked" with their one black friend. clientele largely college kids and primarily if not exclusively white boys and girls. One is MUICH more dangerous than the other and going to attract much heavier police and DEA and ATF attention. the other, not so much. so it's not really that close to home.
 
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80 Proof

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wcc31 said:
I’m seriously considering shortening things up and going the Ron Mehico “bury my head in the sand” route the rest of the year. My wife, baby, work, friends, family and sports. I’m exhausted by all this ****.
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The baby stuff gets better in a few weeks when they start sleeping all night. The wife will get better when you're allowed to slam the can again.

But most importantly, UK football is less than 48 hours away.
 
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BBdK

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I mean, Pat is HARD to like, or even be indifferent to, but he’ll have to do a lot more to make me truly hate him.

Still never lost a RC singles.

 
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Strokin_Bandit

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Here in Kentucky, I recently heard an uninvolved lawyer describe a custodial case involving 2 separate couples enjoying a romp in proximity to one another. Unfortunately, only one preventative instrument was available. So one couple decided to hold off until the other couple was done.

When that moment arrived, the male who had reached completion delivered the device to his friend, who then decided to turn the used contraceptive inside-out (you know, for sanitation), and then proceeded to partake in his own endeavor with his paramour. The result was an awkward pregnancy, and although I have tried, I can’t figure out a way to work in an immaculate conception joke.
 
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wcc31 said:
I’m seriously considering shortening things up and going the Ron Mehico “bury my head in the sand” route the rest of the year. My wife, baby, work, friends, family and sports. I’m exhausted by all this ****.
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Welcome to the real world!
 
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Ron Mehico

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wcc31 said:
I’m seriously considering shortening things up and going the Ron Mehico “bury my head in the sand” route the rest of the year. My wife, baby, work, friends, family and sports. I’m exhausted by all this ****.
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Come on in buddy - the waters fine! I can honestly say I have no idea what in the f*ck anybody is talking about in this thread half the time. Sometimes I think about looking it up, but then realize I’m not in a ****** mood so why bother.

Hopefully here in a couple years your tv will just be playing Disney+ 90% of the time and you’ll reach peak selfish ******* mode that I’m in.
 
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legalbeagle123

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If you thought the details in the Romines sexual harassment Complaint couldn't be topped, the Defendant's Answer gives it a run for the money. Phrases such as "eating her husband's anus before he leaves for work" and "massaging her soapy ****** while fingering her anus" are notable highlights.
 
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CastleRubric

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Put an offer in on a house in Winchester’s historic area last night - under contract as of today and scheduled to close on armistice day / 11/11/20

anyone live in Winchester ?

i f’ing love bob ross and the joy of painting...daughter got me started painting and now I am churning out dark skies and creepy forests while guzzling the alcohol.....you should try it

return to “lake jam” after my four year ban was a success - Norris lake was great as always - the strat sounded like a boss - we had a Nashville studio guy there who’s killed people and I finally saw all of slingblade -

you may have noticed Air Force EC130s flying around Lexington lately? you may have an entire C130 airstrip being added before too long if things go well -

Lexington is the most SIREN FILLED city I’ve bet lived in - always hearing sirens fire up and shriek away 7-19 times a day

the UK arboretum is only 5-7 mins away from where we are now and that’s a GREAT place to go walk off stress - will sometimes go there during work hours just to take a 15-20 min break for lunch -

my brother is coming to town tomorrow to see his hometown boys play Tate’s Creek — pikeville is a small school but they’re a rough *** football team and they picked up Tate’s creek as a fill in game apparently — going to that !

found some Bottle rockets in the car - will find a use for them soon ...maybe I can hit drakes from here ....

  • enjoy your weekend!
  • Keep the media at bay - Spend your time elsewhere
  • Be outside a lot — it’s f’ing gorgeous!
  • And love. your people , y’all — make each moment count to the point that others may think you’re a little strange ☺

AND LETS GO CATS BABY !!!!!
 
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buckethead1978

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legalbeagle123 said:
If you thought the details in the Romines sexual harassment Complaint couldn't be topped, the Defendant's Answer gives it a run for the money. Phrases such as "eating her husband's anus before he leaves for work" and "massaging her soapy ****** while fingering her anus" are notable highlights.
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catlanta33

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Sipping on my cocktail last night, half in the bag, get a knock on the door. Wife was still out somewhere so no human shield. It's my neighbor - asked me to help unload his new washer.

An hour later, I had hooked everything up for the washer and dryer, moved the old ones and his wife comes around the corner screaming bloody murder.

Their dog was having either a stroke or seizure. Mom, dad and daughter all stare at me like I'm a rocket surgeon. What should we do?!

Um, I'd probably take that dog to the hospital right now. All 3 jump in the car and go. Finished wiring the dryer plug.

Don't break policy.
 
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WynnDuffy said:
Is ******* eating a millennial thing? Or maybe just a 2020 coping mechanism? Hearing lots of talk of it lately.

Thinking back to those halcyon years when I was putting in work, can’t recall that ever being a thing. But hey, time marches on. Let’s eat some *******?
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I believe it to be one more in a long line of social media cliche and attempts at machismo. That generation has no originality.

jmo
 
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drxman1

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This millennial generation...They do some strange things. Maybe they ate the tide pods after they ate the butthole...I don’t know.

Now there is some Benadryl challenge that is killing kids. I just don’t get it.
 
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_Chase_

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GD I am fired up for the game tomorrow. It’s been way too long since we’ve seen our Cats get on the field and bust some heads.

I guess pre-Stoops I never even considered how fun having a great defense would be, since I didn’t think it was possible here. Now, I get giddy just thinking about our guys lighting people up.

Let’s.F*cking.Go.
 
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cat_chaser

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drxman1 said:
This millennial generation...They do some strange things. Maybe they ate the tide pods after they ate the butthole...I don’t know.

Now there is some Benadryl challenge that is killing kids. I just don’t get it.
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In fairness, I remember our generation chugging bottles of ‘tussin - me included 😳.
 
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_Chase_

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drxman1 said:
Now there is some Benadryl challenge that is killing kids. I just don’t get it.
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I’m sure I’m a grumpy old, but every single one of those stupid *** challenges should be blocked and removed. Swallowing cinnamon, taking Benadryl, eating tide pods, snorting condoms, etc...it’s just f*cking stupid, and dumb *** kids will do anything to try and fit in.
 
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drxman1

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I mean, would make sense if it were really Russian/Chinese/North Korean psychological warfare trying to destabilise our country by poisoning our youth with stupid fads. Brilliant really.
 
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