This summer:
1. Make friends at the resort's bar with the guy that rents the umbrellas.
2. Buy a bottle of bourbon and hand it to him when purchasing said umbrellas.
3. Find that you have a reserved spot on the beach for the next 5 days with a discounted price on umbrellas and chairs for 5
4. Sit in chair, drink a ton of cold boys from mid-morning until late afternoon; ear buds in listening to Siriusly Sinatra, 80s on 8 and Yacht Rock; relaxing and subtly checking out the baby dolls passing by.
5. Repeat for the next 5 days
6. ??
7. Profit.
I thought we were literally drawing the line in the sand these days?
1. Make friends at the resort's bar with the guy that rents the umbrellas.
2. Buy a bottle of bourbon and hand it to him when purchasing said umbrellas.
3. Find that you have a reserved spot on the beach for the next 5 days with a discounted price on umbrellas and chairs for 5
4. Sit in chair, drink a ton of cold boys from mid-morning until late afternoon; ear buds in listening to Siriusly Sinatra, 80s on 8 and Yacht Rock; relaxing and subtly checking out the baby dolls passing by.
5. Repeat for the next 5 days
6. ??
7. Profit.
I thought we were literally drawing the line in the sand these days?