I don't care if Cal watches his son play or even flies out to see a game a couple times a year. That's not the point. The point is that it's a joke. He's making a joke about seeing his kid play to change the subject, humanize himself, and try to take attention off the loss. And I'm not here for any of it. Quit cracking wise and being a goofy little rascal and say "We got beat because I'm not held accountable and I've gotten soft and I'm gonna get this **** fixed, for real this time, or I'll fire myself."
My pet peeve is how no one seems to take it seriously but us. The media guys cracking jokes, the coach cracking jokes, the kids putting their highlights on Instagram after a loss? ALL OF THIS exists because the fans are obsessed with it. So if you're gonna suck on the tits of Kentucky basketball you better be obsessed with it too. That or you can go coach/play/cover some other school where the fans don't give a ****.
You can't have the BBN-level paycheck without giving the BBN-level f*ck.