GYERO ARCHIVE

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Kooky Kats_anon

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To me, the ad is an inspiring tribute to a woman who transformed from a 105-pound disgusting fatbody to a 104-pound hottie and - more importantly - the husband who, I assume, forced her to do so in order to avoid throwing up whenever they had sex.
Yes but her self esteem is thru the roof now!!! That’s gotta be good for a beej or two.

Worth it.
 
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Kooky Kats_anon

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The reals in here hated Peleton ads starting from way back....


But this Christmas one is truly awful. But it works- I’m gonna surprise my wife with an unexpected exercise bike this Christmas and look forward to her response!
Better than this pathetic loser.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Speaking of annoying ads...how about the GMC or Ford one where the husband buys 2 brand new vehicles without his wife's knowledge and she picks the truck (can you believe it!).

The turds are shown in a big *** modern style home and they also just bought $120,000 of vehicle.

Soooooo relatable.
Yeah but they’re leases. The gift(s) that keep on giving!
 

UpstateNYCat

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Speaking of annoying ads...how about the GMC or Ford one where the husband buys 2 brand new vehicles without his wife's knowledge and she picks the truck (can you believe it!).

The turds are shown in a big *** modern style home and they also just bought $120,000 of vehicle.

Soooooo relatable.

I'm sorry your house has wheels. Better luck next life.

But I agree. Theses ***** can't have homes like the ones off Wilson Downing/Lansdowne area.
 

Hank Camacho

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I'm just getting my wife a pressure washer for Christmas and telling her that work *IS* cardio if you do it right.
 

_Chase_

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The Peloton ads and the Peloton "culture", notably the Facebook group, are nauseating. However, the actual "bike" is pretty badass and an incredible workout. You can obviously get the same kind of workout on any stationary bike, but that goes for any product. I can watch a game on a 40-year-old 19inch black and white TV, but it's not quite the same experience as on a 75"inch 4K.
 

AlbanyWildCat

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You must not work at Global, buncha knucklef*cks don't close for ****.

I have a long term contract at REGN and surprised they are closed today...non-essential personal told to stay home.

Though I spent the better part of my day snowblowing all my properties. exhausting.
 

cricket3

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Potential good news for Peloton owners:

Romany Rd may have a new grocery store next year. It's based out of Ashville and "It sells natural and organic food that the company claims to have the highest product standards in the United States (free of various artificial additives, high-fructose corn syrup, hormones and antibiotics)"
 

MaxPowerrr

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Potential good news for Peloton owners:

Romany Rd may have a new grocery store next year. It's based out of Ashville and "It sells natural and organic food that the company claims to have the highest product standards in the United States (free of various artificial additives, high-fructose corn syrup, hormones and antibiotics)"
Yeah it’s called “Kroge” and it only sells Simple Truth.
 

mashburned

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Potential good news for Peloton owners:

Romany Rd may have a new grocery store next year. It's based out of Ashville and "It sells natural and organic food that the company claims to have the highest product standards in the United States (free of various artificial additives, high-fructose corn syrup, hormones and antibiotics)"

John Short's gonna be pissed about that liberal bs.
 

Ahnan E. Muss

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My wife would literally divorce me on the spot if I ever got her a brand new vehicle or a peloton bike for Christmas. Like, she would make me drive to the libarry and print off divorce papers right there on Christmas morning in front of my horrified children.

Not sure whether or not this was intentional. But it works in the context of the post, so I'll allow it.
 
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I love that Stoops and crew took about half a day after dragging nuts all over our biggest rival and then hit the recruiting trail for what Stoops said tonight is gonna be two straight weeks. Lock this class up and we've got ourselves a program.
 

MaxPowerrr

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If Louisville Guy is being honest with himself he’s worried that his DI-AA coach is that sensitive in his first rivalry game. He did a great job with a bunch if players who flat out quit last year but that’s not an impressive look.
 

legalbeagle123

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If Louisville Guy is being honest with himself he’s worried that his DI-AA coach is that sensitive in his first rivalry game. He did a great job with a bunch if players who flat out quit last year but that’s not an impressive look.

And that recruiting class on Floyd Street ain't much to crow about either.
 
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Peloton seems to be the one and only direct advertising fitness brand ever that people actually use. What I’m saying is, this ain’t your daddy’s Soloflex.
 

Ahnan E. Muss

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After spending no-telling-how-much on the Peloton bike, don't you then also have to pay a monthly fee to get the other motivating stuff on the video screen? And then even more per month for the 'trainers' or 'classes?'

Peloton was founded by a couple of Georgia Tech grads. Kinda embarrassing to me.
 

AlbanyWildCat

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After spending no-telling-how-much on the Peloton bike, don't you then also have to pay a monthly fee to get the other motivating stuff on the video screen? And then even more per month for the 'trainers' or 'classes?'

Peloton was founded by a couple of Georgia Tech grads. Kinda embarrassing to me.

No...just one monthly fee for the live sessions and many other types of live and achieved classes (yoga, stretching, etc.).
 

BleedBlueCats21

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Peloton is only about $3,000 the first year and $500 thereafter. Small price to pay for a toned physique and (maybe?) immortality.
 
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There‘a one at the gym in the Westin I stay in down in Houston. Some loser had the volume on full blast a couple weeks ago. Everybody in the gym wanted to kill the guy. Good for whoever uses those things, but damn, it just looks like a miserable experience.
 
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