It's the freakin weekend randoms:
According to the commercials, Hims cures any ailment you could have while also making your pecker stiff. Some of you limp dick mf-ers could probably benefit from that.
Football reports have my pecker stiff.
Wyndham looks like such an awesome course, would definitely be at the top of my list of places to play.
Speaking of golf, good luck to Killa and BBdk this weekend in the Eli. Chase too if he hasn't died in a tragic fire incident.
Imagine having to clean up all the drool from the senate floor these days. Props to the janitors over there for all their hard work.
Swift giving $55 mil in bonuses has to be one of the coolest things I've ever seen a celebrity do.
Taking the 7yo to fan day tomorrow, he's as pumped as I am. He'll probably watch the actual practice for about 10 minutes before he's playing football with the other kids there.
Just put together an incredible looking fruit salad. Blackberries, raspberries, grapes, blueberries, strawberries, and peaches. #drool
Enjoying the new Justified.
F5
Back in the High Life - Steve Winwood
Waiting For A Star to Fall - Boy Meets Girl
Rainbow Stew - Merle Haggard
Swingin - John Anderson
Slide Off Your Satin Sheets - Johnny Paycheck