Speaking of weeping boils, I was at the Hamilton County Courthouse this afternoon and witnessed a near-miss altercation between a (presumably) crack ***** and a homeless lady. Homeless lady had a microphone and signs and was mumbling incoherently in the mic. Crack *****, walking her dog, walks up and yells, "HAHA! I SUCKED YO MAN'S DICK!" repeatedly at mic'd up homeless lady. Some back and forth ensues, and crack ***** continues to giggle and bragged* "I sucked yo man's dick! I was the last person he was with before he DIED, haha *****!" Mic'd up homeless lady stumbled off the curb she was sitting on and starts running* after crack ***** waving her cane around. Crack ***** is a very speedy runner, because crack, and escaped, just to continue her way down the block yelling about how she ****** your mans, your mans, and your mans too (using the word "your" for...just everyone, I guess).
I got inside to my courtroom and there was a cockroach the size of my cat wandering the vestibule. LAW!
If anyone wants a great blowie, I think I know just the girl for you. You're going to need penicillin later, though.
* not that anyone else would be proud, but she sure was
** running in slo-mo