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pretzel__logic

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I mean, we're in the part of the timeline where we learn nothing from previous adventures in Afghanistan and leave mass quantities of resources and weapons there for terrorists to use, so I figure might as well throw in a CitF callback.

Speaking of callbacks, the Afghan VP earns the Dakari Johnson "he can't even walk right now" award. Shew. That's a bad MF.
 
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I REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I WAS IN NEW ORLEANS AND I SAW A BLACK MAN AND HIS KIDS TAP DANCING OUTSIDE THE HOTEL WITH A BUCKET OUT ASKING FOR CHANGE. IT WAS HORRIFYING.

ALSO LAST MONTH IN CHICAGO WE BOARDED THE GREEN LINE AND NOTICED SOME LATINOS GETTING OFF. THERE ALSO SEEMED TO BE AN ABUNDANCE OF JEWISH PEOPLE SHOPPING ON MICHIGANS AVE. KIND OF CONCERNING.
 

anthonys735

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Funny coming from the guy that sounds like Steve Carell, in the 40 Year Old Virgin describing a tit, when talking about his brief interactions with black people.


I PLAYED ONE SEASON OF POP WARNER AT CENTRAL HIGH!!
 
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KingLlama

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- Continue to be impressed by Ryan Holiday's work. His books are powerful, short reads, his Twitter account always produces good stuff, and his podcast (both the short daily talks and the longform conversations) are always worth a listen. Big fan.

- Visit to Rupp last night was a bit surreal. All the construction, the new exhibit space, and the new (temporary, I think) entrance was all pretty disorienting. Probably about 3,000 people in attendance. Variety of ages, and about 60 percent in masks. I kept mine with me, but only put it on in situations where I couldn't avoid being at least a few feet away from people. Don't think it was by design, but nobody sat directly in front/behind/next to us, so that was nice. Probably the biggest negative was the fact that all the ice cream stands were closed.

- Proof that nobody actually reads anything anymore...I got probably three reminders from Rupp over the past week or so about their "clear bag" policy. But we probably saw at least 100 women (or, more frequently, their husbands/boyfriends) grumbling while taking their purses back to vehicles in the rain. Just pay attention, people.

- Comedy in an arena has to be weird. I doubt Gaffigan could see faces other than the ones in the very front row. The sound is cavernous. He was shown on two huge screens next to the stage. And there was probably a bit of a delay in laughs coming from such a big room. Still, he put on a good show. Not my favorite, but definitely up there.

- Rome read two of my tweets this week, so the earth is healing, atkot.

- It's kinda weak when someone wishes you a happy birthday on Facebook by commenting on someone else's birthday wishes post. Do your own work, slacker.

- That clip of Adem Bona blocking Chet Holmgren, then sprinting back down the floor to get into post position, then displaying a nice finishing move in the post....I'm digging it. Get on board, Big Bona Lick.
 

wcc31

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**** Today’s Shorts go out to the birthday boy KingLlama.

- In the crazy rankings, the women who marry incarcerated men have to be at the top.

- Generally speaking, I’m put off by the air of people being so pleased with themselves at charity events.

- Welcoming all these vaccine passported events. More please.

- Top 5 Anticipatory Performances in Musical Collaborations:

1. Biggie in “Only You”
2. Orbison in “Handle with Care”
3. Vedder in “Hunger Strike”
4. Kanye in “Run This Town”
5. Nick Carter in “Shape of My Heart”

- I believe it was Rudd who poo-poohed Ted Lasso so I will now tell you why it’s great:

* sports show
* classic fish out of water plot
* genuine sweetness a la Andy Griffith Show, Parks&Rec, Scrubs
* the talented Sudeikis finally finds his role
* nails the primadonna athlete with Jamie
* accurate depiction of sports fans
* Roy Kent is an all-time character, in the vicinity of Schrute, Swanson, Perry Cox

- Who TF wears lined athletic shorts? Awful.

- August College Nostalgia Top 5:

1. Walking through campus hearing the band practice
2. Dicking around between classes outside the Classroom Building
3. The euphoria of the Thursday night pregame with the boys
4. That first awful beer at the Saturday morning tailgate
5. Scoping that first class of the semester for babes
 

Bonzo_Cat

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- Another day, another conversation with my Penn St. connection and all the rage up there is Levis getting the nod, how he looks in camp and the banana peel incident. Not a peep on the local sports talk scene about their redshirt senior qb taking snaps apparently.

Really need this kid to deliver not only so we can scratch a New Year's day bowl or dare we dream Atlanta, but also so those pedos in happy valley can eat a bowl full of **** 🥳

- Local sports talk radio in the Commonwealth is awful. I mean for a market Louisville's size to only have the chucklehead cardinal sycophants broadcasting shows all day that sound like they're produced in their garage is laughable, and downright unlistenable. How ESPN radio has been unable to cultivate a UK centered show is a huge miss.

Not to mention there's just zero creativity out of any host. Where's all the talented up and coming voices that turn into the next Tony Bruno, Rome, Czabe, Petros & Money or Mattox & UCL? I mean, come on, a dozen or so in here could run a kick-*** show that would not only crush the sports angles that are missed by that midget Drew Deener but also carry on some interesting topical discussion as well.

- Phocus is a clean mid-morning pick-me-up. Cool story too with a local startup connection as well.

- Ten Thousand athletic shorts for the perfectly lined workout garb.

- Lexington this weekend to see the crew. Vegas the following and then rolling right into kick-off. Good times ahead, gang.
 

ukalum01

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- Visit to Rupp last night was a bit surreal.

Agree that it was a strange vibe and way too big of a venue for that kind of show. Even beforehand we were talking about how it should’ve been at the Opera House.

That said, my perception may have been off but it seemed like about 5-10% of the crowd was in masks. I noticed people wearing them in but taking them off as soon as they got through the gate.
 

KingLlama

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^May have just been the section we were in. We were surrounded by an older-skewing demographic. And some may have done what we did, putting it on when distancing wasn't possible, then taking off when they got to their seats.
 
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Buzz words or trendy sayings really bother the **** out of me.

“I KNOW, RIGHT?!” - peaked circa 2011

The long drawn out “SOOOOOOOOOO”
- hit a high mark in 2014

“ONE HUNDDDREDDDD PERCENT” - still on an upward climb. I hear this daily.

Now, whenever you simply say “Thank You” to someone the trendy response is now “OF COURSE”.

Whatever happened to “You’re Welcome”?
That’s the proper response.

This crap is trivial but it irritates the living daylight out of me.
 

anthonys735

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-Yes it was. Got stuck on campus yesterday taking my summer route, not realizing it was move in, and it wasn't a bad thing at all. Shew. Then band playing last night. 🔥

-Great article on MKG and his new passion. I love that dude.

-More reading, those stupid clear barriers in stores and restaurants, were indeed stupid clear barriers, per the NYT. In fact they probably made things worse. Science.

-Hope all this rain means we get an Indian Summer.

-What's really annoying is we've turned everything into rona. Little guy last week had mild digestive issues, no fevers, no other issues. Took him to the doctor and instantly cleared to return and questioning why he was even brought in. Sent him home 3x's over the next few days with 24 hour "quarantine" each time and all 3 times cleared by the doctor. Damn, can we stop losing our minds? It's been a a year and a half.

-High street looks much better these days. The Iron Curtain architecture is slowly being replaced and modernized. Not sure the modernized part will hold for very long but at least it looks new for now.

-Fall ball roster is stacked.
 

80 Proof

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Special thanks to Rob Zombie and Cliff Burton Metallica for getting me through a workout when I really didn't want to leave the house.

You know your life is easy when someone saying "no worries" or "of course" bothers you.

Found out about a biz mentor that was recently diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. F cancer man.

Dinner with some college buds tonight. Looking forward to catching up and talking some shiz.

Merrick the other night. Got the lettuce wedge to start out. Pretty much the only place I get that these days, best blue cheese dressing ever.

HBD to the king of llamas.

Tomato season is in full swing. Thinking BLT and caprese for lunch.

Lunch in the dirty bird city yesterday with a good friend I haven't seen in years. Conversation rolled like we hadn't missed a beat.

Props to Biden for actually getting (most of) us out of Afghanistan. Place is the butthole of planet earth.
 

_Chase_

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Guy in my Facebook feed (40s) died of Covid a couple days ago. Didn't take much scrolling back on their Facebook pages to see he and his wife were proudly unvaccinated. SMH. A completely unnecessary tragedy.
 
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tomato on white with Mayo, salt & pepper. Actually don’t like tomato on bacon. Bacon on white with Mayo > traditional BLT.

I say “no worries” all the time. Hope it pisses everybody off. Knowing I ruined someone’s day is euphoric.

I’m the one who doesn’t get Ted lasso. Never said I didn’t like it, I just don’t get the love fest around it. So the premise is what if Dabo got a job coaching English soccer? Ok.

happy birthday to llama, a genuinely great guy with a beautiful family and a wonderful sense of humor.
 

grantbob

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- Another day, another conversation with my Penn St. connection and all the rage up there is Levis getting the nod, how he looks in camp and the banana peel incident. Not a peep on the local sports talk scene about their redshirt senior qb taking snaps apparently.

Really need this kid to deliver not only so we can scratch a New Year's day bowl or dare we dream Atlanta, but also so those pedos in happy valley can eat a bowl full of **** 🥳

 
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