Game Haiku

ubercat · Sep 11, 2025

Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

CatManTrue · Sep 11, 2025

ubercat said:
Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

Haiku not needed.
Did you see my Grok poem?
Tough week for the Cats.

CappyNU · Sep 11, 2025

Ducks fly together?
Wildcats - loose the bloodhound
Duck Hunt is the way

stpaulcat · Sep 11, 2025

Box score prediction:
Meow quack quack meow quack
Quack meow MEOW!

CatManTrue · Sep 11, 2025

stpaulcat said:
Box score prediction:
Meow quack quack meow quack
Quack meow MEOW!

Funny! I predict:
Quack quack quack quack quack. Meow.
Quack. MEOW. Quack! Quack.

NU'06er · Sep 11, 2025

It’s all just an act.
Stop, stop, he’s already dead.
Cats, everybody.

AdamOnFirst · Sep 11, 2025

One of those week's games
where we all just shrug it off.
We'll forget it soon.

cattul · Sep 11, 2025

The NU twelfth man
Our tiny golf pavilion
Let the nice ducks sleep

NU96 · Sep 11, 2025

Oregon Trail. Cats
will win. Poor Ducks: you have died
of dysentery.

AstroCat · Sep 11, 2025

Ducks on the menu
Stir in quackers and webbed feet
Beat until ready

stpaulcat · Sep 11, 2025

NU'06er said:
It’s all just an act.
Stop, stop, he’s already dead.
Cats, everybody.

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LathamLad · Sep 11, 2025

Annhilaton
Could happen to the Wildcats
May that not occur

eastbaycat99 · Sep 12, 2025

The flushing sound I hear
Is a roaring cataract.
The season’s still young.

HKKJB · Sep 12, 2025

Porter beats the Ducks

Doc said his season was done

But he was a quack

HKKJB · Sep 12, 2025

Mallards lose footing

On the sandy lakeside shore

Hobbled by webbed feet

NU'06er · Sep 12, 2025

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Simpsons reference
I thought reasonably clear
We'll be getting smoked

GOUNUII · Sep 12, 2025

ubercat said:
Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

Ducks in formation
Escorted B-2 Bombers
Locked and loaded

Alaskawildkat · Sep 12, 2025

It looks like a duck
It quacks, quacks, quacks like a duck
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck

Bobmoy2999! · Sep 12, 2025

ubercat said:
Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

Oregon? Hell No!
Even Fitz would not help us!!
Gonna Get Smoked!!!!!

Hungry Jack · Sep 12, 2025

It may walk like a
Duck, but it runs like a deer
Dante’s inferno.