Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

 

[CatManTrue]

Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

Haiku not needed.
Did you see my Grok poem?
Tough week for the Cats.

 

[CappyNU]

Ducks fly together?
Wildcats - loose the bloodhound
Duck Hunt is the way

 

[stpaulcat]

Box score prediction:
Meow quack quack meow quack
Quack meow MEOW!

 

[CatManTrue]

Box score prediction:
Meow quack quack meow quack
Quack meow MEOW!

Funny! I predict:
Quack quack quack quack quack. Meow.
Quack. MEOW. Quack! Quack.

 

[NU'06er]

It’s all just an act.
Stop, stop, he’s already dead.
Cats, everybody.

 

[AdamOnFirst]

One of those week's games
where we all just shrug it off.
We'll forget it soon.

 

[cattul]

The NU twelfth man
Our tiny golf pavilion
Let the nice ducks sleep

 

[NU96]

Oregon Trail. Cats
will win. Poor Ducks: you have died
of dysentery.

 

[AstroCat]

Ducks on the menu
Stir in quackers and webbed feet
Beat until ready

 

[stpaulcat]

It’s all just an act.
Stop, stop, he’s already dead.
Cats, everybody.


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[LathamLad]

Annhilaton
Could happen to the Wildcats
May that not occur

 

[eastbaycat99]

The flushing sound I hear
Is a roaring cataract.
The season’s still young.

 

[HKKJB]

Porter beats the Ducks

Doc said his season was done

But he was a quack

 

[HKKJB]

Mallards lose footing

On the sandy lakeside shore

Hobbled by webbed feet

 

[NU'06er]

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Simpsons reference
I thought reasonably clear
We'll be getting smoked

 

[GOUNUII]

Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

Ducks in formation
Escorted B-2 Bombers
Locked and loaded

 

[Alaskawildkat]

It looks like a duck
It quacks, quacks, quacks like a duck
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck

 

[Bobmoy2999!]

Duck-like strategy
We try some trickeration
How about decoys

Oregon? Hell No!
Even Fitz would not help us!!
Gonna Get Smoked!!!!!

 

[Hungry Jack]

It may walk like a
Duck, but it runs like a deer
Dante’s inferno.