Drunk thoughts..,,

[Miketice]

1. No way in hell we finish last in the entire SEC. Give me a GD break
2. Freeze is so full of ****. I'm almost embarrassed for him. Almost.
3. I like our D-line linebackers and safety's . Not or cbs.
4. Mullen is pretty GD descent.As a coach and as a human being.
5. C34 is the "enforcer" on elitedawgs. He also has a secret name he is posting as after his "retirement"
6. Blue Moon is the best beer I have ever tasted.
7. I like the boneyard, Keep it 100 and HD 6 ( HD on the radio not on here. His avatar sux)
8. This is as drunk as I have ever posted
9. Hail State!
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[tatedog]

I like "Drunk Thoughts" by Miketice ... kinda like "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey

 

[Shmuley]

Mike's Hard Thoughts.

 

[msstatelp1]

Rethink #6.

 

[klong-dog]

I agree with #6 you can add shock top to it as well. Very similar to one another.

 

[MaroonNation]

Pffffft. When i get drunk and post i get banned.

 

[FreeDawg]

#4 I took Mullen for Western European descent

#6 Blue Moon is chick beer

#8 Congrats!

 

[woozman]

Apparently you haven't tried much beer...

 

[mount lefroy]

So to sum up: your post was entertaining but unless you start drinking a brand of beer that nobody's ever heard of, you arent a real man. (He said sipping on his grapefruit infused IPA)

 

[Digging dog]

Drunk on Blue Moon parallels drunk on Wine Coolers in the 80's.

 

[DAWG61]

You should try the new Hipster IPA. It's a 90 minute infused with beard butter, gluten-free tree bark and Oregonian sunflowers. It tastes like dogshit.

 

[KurtRambis4]

How can you say

Patton sucks?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Exactly. What the hell do you have against Ol Blood & Guts?

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

When my dad was stationed in Hawaii in the early '60's, he met a man who was buddies with Patton when he was stationed there in the late '20's-early '30's. Said all Patton cared about was ***** and Ponies.

 

[mcdawg22]

You should try the new Hipster IPA. It's a 90 minute infused with beard butter, gluten-free tree bark and Oregonian sunflowers. It tastes like dogshit.

But does it taste so bad that you can't fake like you enjoy it so you can maintain your beer snob superiority?

 

[The Peeper]

My wife and daughter love it too, especially w/ a slice of orange and an umbrella in the mouth of the bottle, no sarcasterisks.....

 

[coach66]

Soooo, now I know

Nm

 

[coach66]

I was offended, felt like slapping him*

Nm

 

[coach66]

Drunk reading meshes well with drunk

Posting.

 

[bbqbully]

Good grief. Can't you people just drink a damn Budweiser?

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Variety is the spice of life.

 

[NTDawg]

Budweiser is the beer but what do I know. I use an old red and white igloo cooler.

 

[Pars]

Blue moon is a gateway beer

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Boons Farm

 

[PBRME]

Budweiser is the beer but what do I know. I use an old red and white igloo cooler.

I don't drink Bud often, but drinking America on 4th of July weekend in a red/white igloo cooler with a little rock salt poured over the ice just felt right. Loaded up 2 bags of ice in it Saturday morning, left it in my garage when it wasn't outside with me, and still had cold beer on Monday.

 

[squirldawg]

Too bad Budweiser isn't owned by an American company anymore.

http://www.nola.com/drink/index.ssf/2016/05/foreign-owned_budweiser_wants.html

 

[PBRME]

That's why I cut out Anheuser Busch products long ago.

 

[Digging dog]

Boons Farm

T.J. Swan (easy days & Mellow Nights) was tha bomb.

 

[Palos verdes]

We're not even the least talented team in the west.

 

[Hump4Hoops]

I can. I choose not to. My taste buds thank me.