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Miketice

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1. No way in hell we finish last in the entire SEC. Give me a GD break
2. Freeze is so full of ****. I'm almost embarrassed for him. Almost.
3. I like our D-line linebackers and safety's . Not or cbs.
4. Mullen is pretty GD descent.As a coach and as a human being.
5. C34 is the "enforcer" on elitedawgs. He also has a secret name he is posting as after his "retirement"
6. Blue Moon is the best beer I have ever tasted.
7. I like the boneyard, Keep it 100 and HD 6 ( HD on the radio not on here. His avatar sux)
8. This is as drunk as I have ever posted
9. Hail State!
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tatedog

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I like "Drunk Thoughts" by Miketice ... kinda like "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey
 
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klong-dog

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Aug 22, 2012
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I agree with #6 you can add shock top to it as well. Very similar to one another.
 
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FreeDawg

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#4 I took Mullen for Western European descent

#6 Blue Moon is chick beer

#8 Congrats!
 
mount lefroy

mount lefroy

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So to sum up: your post was entertaining but unless you start drinking a brand of beer that nobody's ever heard of, you arent a real man. (He said sipping on his grapefruit infused IPA)
 
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DAWG61

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You should try the new Hipster IPA. It's a 90 minute infused with beard butter, gluten-free tree bark and Oregonian sunflowers. It tastes like dogshit.
 
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HammerOfTheDogs

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Jun 20, 2001
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When my dad was stationed in Hawaii in the early '60's, he met a man who was buddies with Patton when he was stationed there in the late '20's-early '30's. Said all Patton cared about was ***** and Ponies.
 
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mcdawg22

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DAWG61 said:
You should try the new Hipster IPA. It's a 90 minute infused with beard butter, gluten-free tree bark and Oregonian sunflowers. It tastes like dogshit.
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But does it taste so bad that you can't fake like you enjoy it so you can maintain your beer snob superiority?
 
The Peeper

The Peeper

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Feb 26, 2008
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My wife and daughter love it too, especially w/ a slice of orange and an umbrella in the mouth of the bottle, no sarcasterisks.....
 
NTDawg

NTDawg

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Budweiser is the beer but what do I know. I use an old red and white igloo cooler.
 
PBRME

PBRME

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NTDawg said:
Budweiser is the beer but what do I know. I use an old red and white igloo cooler.
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I don't drink Bud often, but drinking America on 4th of July weekend in a red/white igloo cooler with a little rock salt poured over the ice just felt right. Loaded up 2 bags of ice in it Saturday morning, left it in my garage when it wasn't outside with me, and still had cold beer on Monday.
 
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squirldawg

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Too bad Budweiser isn't owned by an American company anymore.

http://www.nola.com/drink/index.ssf/2016/05/foreign-owned_budweiser_wants.html
 
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PBRME

PBRME

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That's why I cut out Anheuser Busch products long ago.
 
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