As the commissioner of the DDDY
We probably should bring it back. I think this would have been the tenth anniversary of the DDDY.
If we bring it back, we have to rename it. I saw the namesake in Abners in Brandon one time with his wife and child. Yes, he was a total douche back then, but we've all grown up and the man has a family now.
Former winners also include PJ, the banana felating Clemson fan, Mike Slive, Cecil Newton, etc.
If we decided to do it again, w could open nominations around Super Bulldog Weekend time. Those nominations would go into World Cup style pools and a bracket of eight would be formed. We'll vote on them one on one until we have a Champion.