Coach K retiring

Lord Z

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Well we can't watch any basketball next season because it will be unbearable. We're talking about a sob-fest of staggering proportions. Imagine Mike Patrick all oiled up in salve being sacrificed by having his tear ducts carved out with Dick Vitale's collarbone. The misery awaiting college basketball is immeasurable and I will not watch ESPN for a full year henceforth.
 

sluggercatfan

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A title was stolen from us by Wooden announcing his retirement right before the ‘75 championship game.

Only right that nature course corrects, finally, and we beat K in the championship game and send his *** into retirement with an L and make the media cry big, fat delicious tears.
Like Wooden, if MK were to make the championship game ...nobody is beating them!
 

LineSkiCat14

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Being a president of an NBA team is a far better gig. I can't imagine anyone being excited about coaching in college right now if they have NBA options.

I'm sure the Brad Stevens move is shocking to some here. But it tells some of us exactly what we knew: The NBA is still the top gig, it's desirable, and trying to keep up with the rat race in the college game isn't all it's cracked up to be. Give me NBA rosters that may have primadonnas but less turnover, any day of the week.
 
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RunninRichie

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I'm sure the Brad Stevens move is shocking to some here. But it tells some of us exactly what we knew: The NBA is still the top gig, it's desirable, and trying to keep up with the rat race in the college game isn't all it's cracked up to be. Give me NBA rosters that may have primadonnas but less turnover, any day of the week.
hey Brad.
 
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KingOfBBN

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I'm sure the Brad Stevens move is shocking to some here. But it tells some of us exactly what we knew: The NBA is still the top gig, it's desirable, and trying to keep up with the rat race in the college game isn't all it's cracked up to be. Give me NBA rosters that may have primadonnas but less turnover, any day of the week.
As a guy who hates the NBA and finds it so incredibly boring, I’d take it over constantly recruiting 18 year old primadonnas and their handlers and losing your roster every year.
 

EliteBlue

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When Kobe was on his farewell tour it was so nauseating. I mean, my God, we get it. MLB did the same **** with Derek Jeter.
This may even be worse.
At least the organization can’t gift players a title usually. I wish it was illegal for a coach to announce his retirement ahead of a season.
 

KingOfBBN

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What happens when you are a one-trick pony and the pony dies?

The nerds of Cameron are about to find out. And the lesson will last decades.
Yep. I have zero doubt that’s coming. UCLA was a one-trick pony and they have one title in 45 years (zero in 26 years).
 
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tls

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Well we can't watch any basketball next season because it will be unbearable. We're talking about a sob-fest of staggering proportions. Imagine Mike Patrick all oiled up in salve being sacrificed by having his tear ducts carved out with Dick Vitale's collarbone. The misery awaiting college basketball is immeasurable and I will not watch ESPN for a full year henceforth.
You still watch ESPN?
 
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KingOfBBN

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At least the organization can’t gift players a title usually. I wish it was illegal for a coach to announce his retirement ahead of a season.
Isn’t it a huge distraction all year? Takes the eyes off the team and placed directly on you. Announce it at the end of the season and be gone .
 
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BigCat241

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Out of all the guys in the Rat's tree, Scheyer was the one I least wanted to get the job. Would of loved to see it go to the great Wojo
 

kb22stang

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Much as I dislike Roy Williams, he did it the right way. No need for a farewell tour.

I just don't get the animosity for K getting a farewell tour? The range of allowable behaviors, according to many on this board, for anyone not associated with UK is incredibly narrow. Do you all judge people constantly like this in your personal life?