I’ve been married for 32 years and my wife won’t let me date, so I have to live vicariously through you guys. I’m sure some of you have some good ones to share. Go.
Bad date stories
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My friend hooked me up with a date once. She was a very nice looking blonde. We went to dinner and had a good time. She wanted to go to a bar uptown. No problem. We showed up and her two ex BFs were there. Apparently I was no big deal as those two got in a fist fight over her as I was left unscathed. I was almost offended that they didn’t punch me as bad as that sounds.
One time I went with a single-mom on a date. Went bowling (fun) and then went to the driving range (fun). She wanted to top it off by going to see a play. Well, she noticed someone at our table that made her have an anxiety attack. Something about a former job at a dental office that got heavily fined and people getting fired.
Anyways, we ended up skipping out on the play after the dinner (100$ and all). I felt bad for her but damn, 100$ down the drain.
She ended up getting married to a sucker and they got divorced in less than a year.
Anyways, we ended up skipping out on the play after the dinner (100$ and all). I felt bad for her but damn, 100$ down the drain.
She ended up getting married to a sucker and they got divorced in less than a year.
Long time ago I went out with this girl...we went to get sushi.
Something hit me and I had to ****...so I ran to the bathroom at Kona (Village Point) and ****, like, explosive. Now, I was trying to **** as fast as I could so it didn't seem like I was shitting...
I was in the restroom a long time so I came out and had a cover story, I told her I bumped into an old friend and we were chatting.
From Kona we went to Citrus (any of you guys remember that bar/club on Center I think)...sure enough...I had to ***** again...I ran to the restroom and forced it out as fast as I could and once again I came back out with some lame story about how I was talking to two guys in there about something.
Luckily the ***** stopped after that and we kept drinking and went back to her place where I pulled some tongue and then left.
Something hit me and I had to ****...so I ran to the bathroom at Kona (Village Point) and ****, like, explosive. Now, I was trying to **** as fast as I could so it didn't seem like I was shitting...
I was in the restroom a long time so I came out and had a cover story, I told her I bumped into an old friend and we were chatting.
From Kona we went to Citrus (any of you guys remember that bar/club on Center I think)...sure enough...I had to ***** again...I ran to the restroom and forced it out as fast as I could and once again I came back out with some lame story about how I was talking to two guys in there about something.
Luckily the ***** stopped after that and we kept drinking and went back to her place where I pulled some tongue and then left.
Girl ended back up at my place to watch movies. She shall we say started “servicing” and then got mad when I laughed at something on TV and left. Seems a bit sensitive to me.
You’d have to ask all of my dates.
5 years ago, met a woman on a dating site. She sent me some pictures and we all nicknamed her "Arby's". I ended up driving 90 min around 2AM for some of that Arby's. That wasn't even the worst part. Other than the pics of Arby's, she was pretty cute.
I had just gotten back into the dating game after 10 years of marriage, and didn't understand the whole FGSA (Fat Girl Selfie Angle) thing. When I arrived at her place, I saw something that vaguely resembled the cutie with Arby's. A good 50-60 lbs heavier.
Think of that scene from "Friday" when "Smoke Dawg" thought he was going to hook up with Janet Jackson and ended up with Freddie Jackson. Except, this girl wasn't bald.
I figured, well, I came this far and was tired of fapping to pornhub. I did my business and drove back home. Not one of my proudest moments, but was an eye-opener. I'm an expert at identifying egregious FGSA offenders now and developed a good vetting process. No more Arby's and no more fatfish.
Also had a series of dates with a girl I ended up calling "Bro Hugs". That was as far as I got with her. Live and learn.
Come on guys, I think that the OP wants success stories lol. I will preface this and say that I am in my mid fifties, just so you know that this can happen at any age 
. Met a pretty lady at a bar and no I don't have pictures, during a Husker Saturday. We partied and I drove her back to Omaha after the game and tailgating. We made out damn near the whole way back to Omaha and no, I do not suggest anyone doing this!! Got to my buddies house and talked to him and his wife for a few minutes and then off to bed they went. Us, we made it to the deck where we spent some memorable moments for the next hour or so...only to find out my buddy and wife were watching some of it from their bedroom.... and anyone who does not believe in morning sex is a loser.
. Met a pretty lady at a bar and no I don't have pictures, during a Husker Saturday. We partied and I drove her back to Omaha after the game and tailgating. We made out damn near the whole way back to Omaha and no, I do not suggest anyone doing this!! Got to my buddies house and talked to him and his wife for a few minutes and then off to bed they went. Us, we made it to the deck where we spent some memorable moments for the next hour or so...only to find out my buddy and wife were watching some of it from their bedroom.... and anyone who does not believe in morning sex is a loser. 
Was seeing 2 girls at the same time back in high school that sounded the same on the phone so I was meeting the one at dairy Queen where she worked and she called me back to confirm what time to be there. Not realizing that the first phone call was not her, it was the other girl. Needless to say while I was talking to the girl the while she was getting off work the other one showed up.........talk about kicking yourself in the nuts.
Took a girl out for drinks, a pretty big dude comes in and starts cussing her out...it was her fiancee lol. Luckily he didn't really want to fight cuz all I'm really good for is a 60 second bar fight anymore. He leaves and yells out you ain't worth beating the **** out of anyway! I was like...yes I am!....the end, except for balling his fiancee for a couple months
I was dating a girl once, and she had a boyfriend who just got out of jail for trying to stab someone. Well, he thought I tried hitting him with a car(he actually ran in front of my car) and followed me around for like 20 minutes with her in my car. I stopped to pee at a gas station to pee, he pulled in. Another guy with the same hat came out of the gas station I guess that had a hat like mine, and they fought because he thought it was me. The girls boyfriends keys went flying, so I took his keys and drove off.
I didn’t see her again.
I didn’t see her again.
My brother set me up with a gal at work that he wanted to bang, but couldn't because he was married. He planned the whole thing out for us. I picked her up, and immediately I could tell she didn't want to be doing this. We went to the steakhouse my brother planned, and it turned out she was a vegetarian. So she chain smoked while I ate steak. Then we went to that horrible Three Muskateers movie with Charlie Sheen and Kiefer Sutherland. I'm not sure she even sat in the seat next to me. Midway through the movie I went to the restroom and actually considered bailing right there. Needless to say, not a love connection.
Had a match.com date with a teacher from Omaha. She showed up in a turtleneck sweater where the turtle part was comically over-sized, plus a large cross on her chest. I didn't take that as a good sign. She seemed super nervous about meeting a complete stranger, and didn't come within 15 feet of me the whole night. For some reason she asked me a hundred questions about my parents, so I spent three hours talking about their stupid lives. So that was a bust.
Met another gal on match.com and she drank way too much and shoved her tongue down my throat. She called a few nights later, again drunk, and I went over to her house and had sex with her four times while her bored friend sat on the couch. The friend tried to call a dude who worked at the local adult bookstore for a hookup, but that failed to work out. She was a rich girl from the country club, but unfortunately for her she didn't have the looks to score a rich husband.
Met another gal on match who surprised me by being about 75 pounds heavier than her photo. That's online dating for ya. Every gal has that one pic from college where she looked really thin and pretty. But ten years can be a long time for an unmarried gal self-soothing with ice cream every night.
Met a super nice girl at a cousin's wedding dance. We went out a few times, but she just broke up with a boyfriend of five years, so I was immediately friendzoned. But she was actually one of the prettiest, nicest girls I ever met. She knew my grandmother quite well, so from time to time I still get updates about her 20 years later.
Had a match.com date with a teacher from Omaha. She showed up in a turtleneck sweater where the turtle part was comically over-sized, plus a large cross on her chest. I didn't take that as a good sign. She seemed super nervous about meeting a complete stranger, and didn't come within 15 feet of me the whole night. For some reason she asked me a hundred questions about my parents, so I spent three hours talking about their stupid lives. So that was a bust.
Met another gal on match.com and she drank way too much and shoved her tongue down my throat. She called a few nights later, again drunk, and I went over to her house and had sex with her four times while her bored friend sat on the couch. The friend tried to call a dude who worked at the local adult bookstore for a hookup, but that failed to work out. She was a rich girl from the country club, but unfortunately for her she didn't have the looks to score a rich husband.
Met another gal on match who surprised me by being about 75 pounds heavier than her photo. That's online dating for ya. Every gal has that one pic from college where she looked really thin and pretty. But ten years can be a long time for an unmarried gal self-soothing with ice cream every night.
Met a super nice girl at a cousin's wedding dance. We went out a few times, but she just broke up with a boyfriend of five years, so I was immediately friendzoned. But she was actually one of the prettiest, nicest girls I ever met. She knew my grandmother quite well, so from time to time I still get updates about her 20 years later.
15 feet huh? Did you play tennis all night while chatting? Winking
Good stories btw
The interesting thing I've found with my return to the dating game:
Most of the women insisting they only want a relationship, are the easiest to get in bed. Especially, the over 40 crowd. 2 dates or less.
When I really needed a break from fapping to pornhub, I would go on tinder. The key was finding women over 40, fresh out of long marriages or long relationships. Yes, it was a lot of 5's and 6's, one-and-dones and a few catfish; but it served a purpose. I also attest, it's a numbers game. Sure, you can meet women at a bar, church, Safeway, etc. However, the online venue allows one to cast a much-wider net and easier to seduce their mind. I would say my success rate was about 2 percent. Success, meaning, nuts, hanging out the side of another man's ex-wife.
Back in the day I was a VERY different person Smokin and had a few of these “Bad Date” experiences. I’ll briefly share a couple.
Bad Date #1 – I worked for the park district and on my rounds, I met a girl and we started talking. She asked if I wanted to go to a party later that evening. I wasn't involved with anyone at the time, so I said sure. I picked her up and she asked if we could swing by some married friend’s house and give them a ride to this party. No problem and we all arrive at this party. We’re having a great time when suddenly, my date goes quiet and starts avoiding me. I asked her friend, what gives,? She said her ex-boyfriend was there and she wasn’t over him yet. I asked my date if she wanted to leave but she continued to shine me on, so I said I was leaving. My dates friends needed a ride back to their house, so I drove them back. As they were leaving the wife asked if I wanted to go out on a date with her sometime? WTF! Her husband was no more than 30 feet away and she’s asking me on a date? I said “No Thank You” and got the hell out of there.
Bad Date #2 – Back in 1975 my 1st girlfriend had broken things off with me “for a while”. I still wanted to be together, so I still pursued her. I asked her to come along to a Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Peter Frampton concert at the Orange Show Stadium in San Bernardino and she said yes. The night of the concert I picked her up, along with my best friends Rob and Jerry, who were also going to this concert. We arrived at the show grounds and got a nice spot near the middle of the field around 30 yards away from the stage. (It was Festival Seating) Peter Frampton was the opening act and he was surprisingly good. (This was just before he came out with his monster live album and became famous) We were partaking in some of our “normal” concert activities so we were feeling pretty good by now. Half way though the Lynyrd Skynyrd performance my "girlfriend" and my supposed "best friend" Rob start making out. WTF! I throw him a look and they stop. After the concert we’re driving home and they are in the back of my van making out again. WTF! I pulled off the freeway and on to a side street. I got out and opened the back door and threatened to kick his a$$. He said “I’m sorry. I’ll stop”. We made it home without anyone getting hurt. Needless to say, he was not my best friend and nor was she my girlfriend anymore.
I'm now coming up on being happily married for 36 years now and thank God I don't have to go though crap like that anymore.
Bad Date #1 – I worked for the park district and on my rounds, I met a girl and we started talking. She asked if I wanted to go to a party later that evening. I wasn't involved with anyone at the time, so I said sure. I picked her up and she asked if we could swing by some married friend’s house and give them a ride to this party. No problem and we all arrive at this party. We’re having a great time when suddenly, my date goes quiet and starts avoiding me. I asked her friend, what gives,? She said her ex-boyfriend was there and she wasn’t over him yet. I asked my date if she wanted to leave but she continued to shine me on,
so I said I was leaving. My dates friends needed a ride back to their house, so I drove them back. As they were leaving the wife asked if I wanted to go out on a date with her sometime? WTF! Her husband was no more than 30 feet away and she’s asking me on a date? I said “No Thank You” and got the hell out of there.Bad Date #2 – Back in 1975 my 1st girlfriend had broken things off with me “for a while”. I still wanted to be together, so I still pursued her. I asked her to come along to a Black Sabbath, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Peter Frampton concert at the Orange Show Stadium in San Bernardino and she said yes. The night of the concert I picked her up, along with my best friends Rob and Jerry, who were also going to this concert. We arrived at the show grounds and got a nice spot near the middle of the field around 30 yards away from the stage. (It was Festival Seating) Peter Frampton was the opening act and he was surprisingly good. (This was just before he came out with his monster live album and became famous) We were partaking in some of our “normal” concert activities so we were feeling pretty good by now. Half way though the Lynyrd Skynyrd performance my "girlfriend" and my supposed "best friend" Rob start making out.
WTF! I throw him a look and they stop. After the concert we’re driving home and they are in the back of my van making out again. WTF! I pulled off the freeway and on to a side street. I got out and opened the back door and threatened to kick his a$$. He said “I’m sorry. I’ll stop”. We made it home without anyone getting hurt. Needless to say, he was not my best friend and nor was she my girlfriend anymore.I'm now coming up on being happily married for 36 years now and thank God I don't have to go though crap like that anymore.
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I got married at 19 and am about to celebrate #46 so this one was a long time ago when I was a junior in HS.
My best friend in HS broke up with one of most most gorgeous girls I have ever known. She later introduced me to my current wife.
Anyway, either of us had a steady and she wanted to go to a party that was in my neck of the woods. She Iived just in KS and we just into NE, picked her up, wasn't really a date, she was a friend but howdy was she pretty. Went to the party, drank too much and on the way to take her home we meet my friend, he old boyfriend and he asked if he could take her home. I said sure. She kissed me that night but that was it. Anyway, about 2:00am my mom wakes me up and her father is at my house. Turns out she never made it home and dad is ticked. He yells in my house get your clothes on we are going to find them. It rained so I had a good idea where they might be but I was not going to tell Dad. We drive right by them but neverr found them fortunately. Returned to his house, out in the sticks in Kansas and changed vehicles from a pickup to his car. By this time he is getting pretty mad. He is driving fast on the rain packed roads and I am not feeling too well. We pop up over a hill and hit a steer. Totalled his car big time and killed the steer. We started walking/running back to the house about five miles away. He was getting even madder and I was getting sicker. We were within eye sight of his house when the girl and my friend came and picked us up. The guy had already had one heart attacked and I kept thinking he was going to have another. He ripped us both in the house and said we were to never step foot on their property. Later they invited me out, guess they liked me even after that mess. Sad part is the beautiful girl had a troubled life and is now deceased.
My best friend in HS broke up with one of most most gorgeous girls I have ever known. She later introduced me to my current wife.
Anyway, either of us had a steady and she wanted to go to a party that was in my neck of the woods. She Iived just in KS and we just into NE, picked her up, wasn't really a date, she was a friend but howdy was she pretty. Went to the party, drank too much and on the way to take her home we meet my friend, he old boyfriend and he asked if he could take her home. I said sure. She kissed me that night but that was it. Anyway, about 2:00am my mom wakes me up and her father is at my house. Turns out she never made it home and dad is ticked. He yells in my house get your clothes on we are going to find them. It rained so I had a good idea where they might be but I was not going to tell Dad. We drive right by them but neverr found them fortunately. Returned to his house, out in the sticks in Kansas and changed vehicles from a pickup to his car. By this time he is getting pretty mad. He is driving fast on the rain packed roads and I am not feeling too well. We pop up over a hill and hit a steer. Totalled his car big time and killed the steer. We started walking/running back to the house about five miles away. He was getting even madder and I was getting sicker. We were within eye sight of his house when the girl and my friend came and picked us up. The guy had already had one heart attacked and I kept thinking he was going to have another. He ripped us both in the house and said we were to never step foot on their property. Later they invited me out, guess they liked me even after that mess. Sad part is the beautiful girl had a troubled life and is now deceased.
I went on a date with a Colombian girl that was on the Husker swim team and she didn’t speak English that well and I thought the date went well and I was dropping her off and I was talking about life and I told her you gotta go with the flow. Suddenly, she got out and slammed the car door shut and walked into her house. I thought she was a bit psychotic after that so I never called her again. A couple months later, I ran into her on campus and asked her why she left like she did. She said she left because I told her to go and she thought that was rude.
Got setup on a date with a girl. Saw from the street that she had a pitbull in the backyard. Shot the dog in the head and left without ever talking to her.
Had a buddy set me up with a girl he worked with. She was nice and all but something was just off the whole night. My buddy, the matchmaker, then informs me that he spoke to someone else who knew the girl and informed him that she was a closet lesbian. He just says, oops my bad, I didn’t know. Needless to say, he didn’t try to set me up anymore.
Also, had my mom set me up without my permission. She just calls me and says hey you will be getting a call tonight from a girl she used to teach. Said she was a cheerleader in high school and was very attractive and in fact probably out of my league so I should shut up and go on the date. So I end up meeting this girl for lunch, and she had a snaggle-tooth like jewel the singer and was large and in charge. After the date call my mom and asked, hey how long had it been since you had last seen this girl. She replied, 10 years. I go, thought so, and btw she weighs 2 bills now so don’t ever interfere with my private life again.
The worst blind date was when a friends wife set me up and I went out on a double date. I knew it was bad when he said “she’s got a great personality.” Go on a double date and she has a face like a horse and was boring. So at the end of the double date I simply say goodnight and shake her hand and call it a night. My buddies wife starts yelling at me as soon as she leaves saying she really liked me and I should have kissed her goodnight.
She tells me I should send her flowers to make up for blowing the goodnight kiss. I simply reply, well if I send her flowers she may get the wrong idea that I wanna go out with her again. Apparently that was the wrong thing to say. His wife then berates me telling me I will die old and alone because I’m too picky. It was a cornhusker hotel basement pelini type *** chewing. That actually wasn’t the lowest point of the entire episode.
The date was out of town so I drove to parents place to send the night. When I get home, my little brother and his girlfriend were still awake and I tell them about my date. When I mention the girls name his girlfriend starts gigglIng saying you went out with Mr Ed? Apparently they were from the same small town. A couple weeks later I get a letter from my brother. Apparently this girls older sister had just gotten married and the announcement was in the paper. My brother and his girlfriend took our high school yearbook pictures and photoshopped my face and horse face girl on the bride and groom and adjusted the wedding announcement.
It’s scary but the the best blind date I had was when a lady I worked with set me up with a friend she met at AA. That beats a lesbian, a whale and a horse face.
Also, had my mom set me up without my permission. She just calls me and says hey you will be getting a call tonight from a girl she used to teach. Said she was a cheerleader in high school and was very attractive and in fact probably out of my league so I should shut up and go on the date. So I end up meeting this girl for lunch, and she had a snaggle-tooth like jewel the singer and was large and in charge. After the date call my mom and asked, hey how long had it been since you had last seen this girl. She replied, 10 years. I go, thought so, and btw she weighs 2 bills now so don’t ever interfere with my private life again.
The worst blind date was when a friends wife set me up and I went out on a double date. I knew it was bad when he said “she’s got a great personality.” Go on a double date and she has a face like a horse and was boring. So at the end of the double date I simply say goodnight and shake her hand and call it a night. My buddies wife starts yelling at me as soon as she leaves saying she really liked me and I should have kissed her goodnight.
She tells me I should send her flowers to make up for blowing the goodnight kiss. I simply reply, well if I send her flowers she may get the wrong idea that I wanna go out with her again. Apparently that was the wrong thing to say. His wife then berates me telling me I will die old and alone because I’m too picky. It was a cornhusker hotel basement pelini type *** chewing. That actually wasn’t the lowest point of the entire episode.
The date was out of town so I drove to parents place to send the night. When I get home, my little brother and his girlfriend were still awake and I tell them about my date. When I mention the girls name his girlfriend starts gigglIng saying you went out with Mr Ed? Apparently they were from the same small town. A couple weeks later I get a letter from my brother. Apparently this girls older sister had just gotten married and the announcement was in the paper. My brother and his girlfriend took our high school yearbook pictures and photoshopped my face and horse face girl on the bride and groom and adjusted the wedding announcement.
It’s scary but the the best blind date I had was when a lady I worked with set me up with a friend she met at AA. That beats a lesbian, a whale and a horse face.
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About a year later (after transferring to ASU), I went on a date with another girl and brought her back to my house and she and my roommate started talking and they both thought it was pretty cool that both of their dads were cops and so she boned him instead of me. As I laid in my bed by myself listening to them bone, I remembered that my roommate’s dad was the VP of Ford. Not a cop, never ever a cop...
In high school I managed to get a date with a very good looking girl. Went out for dinner then ice skating for some reason I cannot recall. I can't skate. Not 2 minutes out on that damn ice I almost hit a little kid, fell down, hit my head on the ice, concussion and out cold. Don't know how long I was out, woke up laying on the ice with about 20 people around me playing paramedics. She had to drive me home in my Z28. We didn't make a love connection. Haven't been ice skating since.
The fat girl selfie angle is real...OMG is it real.
I have a TON of stories in the 2 years that I've been single, since my wife of 26+ years decided it would be a good idea to start banging the marriage counselor...that I could share....but there isn't enough room on the entire Internet to replay 'em so I won't..but I will say this, when a girl you're dating threatens to kill herself if you break up with her, she might not be bluffing and you better report it to somebody
Online dating can turn most people into unrealistic fanatics. Just because you are single, and she is single, and both of you are on a dating site, doesn't mean the laws of physics cease to exist...how often do you really see a 9, married to a 4, yes it can happen, but it's really rare and I guarantee when it does happen, they met in real life where she saw a glimpse of you on the inside because you probably made her laugh or had a small world story to start it off. Most people marry at their level, with one or two points in either direction. So if any single women are reading this, and you are 50lbs overweight, and look like you use your mower to cut your hair, and you mention finances in your profile, please don't contact me...I'm a 5 on my best day, I own it, but I don't do fatties looking for a sugar daddy that live two states away and are about to get evicted.
I have a TON of stories in the 2 years that I've been single, since my wife of 26+ years decided it would be a good idea to start banging the marriage counselor...that I could share....but there isn't enough room on the entire Internet to replay 'em so I won't..but I will say this, when a girl you're dating threatens to kill herself if you break up with her, she might not be bluffing and you better report it to somebody
Online dating can turn most people into unrealistic fanatics. Just because you are single, and she is single, and both of you are on a dating site, doesn't mean the laws of physics cease to exist...how often do you really see a 9, married to a 4, yes it can happen, but it's really rare and I guarantee when it does happen, they met in real life where she saw a glimpse of you on the inside because you probably made her laugh or had a small world story to start it off. Most people marry at their level, with one or two points in either direction. So if any single women are reading this, and you are 50lbs overweight, and look like you use your mower to cut your hair, and you mention finances in your profile, please don't contact me...I'm a 5 on my best day, I own it, but I don't do fatties looking for a sugar daddy that live two states away and are about to get evicted.
After the army, I got introduced to this hot nutcase (diff story about her). Well, she had a place that she shared with her roommate, both were nursing students, and I eventually was there so much, I just sort of moved in.
One morning, I go out to my car, and all four tires are slashed. I knew it was her roommate who came home from the bar all shitfaced, but I couldn't say anything directly to her, and she offers me the use of her car so I could go get some new tires.
So I'm down at the tire shop, not even 21 years old, and guy at the shop asks what happened, and I had no clue why she did this, other than thinking I had invaded her space by moving in.
He says "No son, you should have been banging her too".
Then it all made sense.
One morning, I go out to my car, and all four tires are slashed. I knew it was her roommate who came home from the bar all shitfaced, but I couldn't say anything directly to her, and she offers me the use of her car so I could go get some new tires.
So I'm down at the tire shop, not even 21 years old, and guy at the shop asks what happened, and I had no clue why she did this, other than thinking I had invaded her space by moving in.
He says "No son, you should have been banging her too".
Then it all made sense.
not a single date, but i was being pursued by a high school classmate several years after we graduated. i was recently divorced and she was ready for a serious relationship. i was not interested in that. i did enjoy her company though, but i just wasnt feeling a relationship. being recently single - my eyes were on a swivel. another time i might have explored it more, but good grief she was relentless. she’d drop in unannounced at my office and ask to go to lunch and when id start to stammer or say i had somewhere else to go, she’d interject, ‘i’ll pay’, and id say, ‘well, if you insist...’
other details will be left unsaid, but she left in august for law school. when labor day weekend rolled around she gave me a call at work and asked about going to a couple get togethers that weekend and i explained i had my kids that weekend and she began to invite herself into that situation - i was not introducing them to anyone i was seeing until they had time to heal, a little - and i just flippantly said, ‘can i get a raincheck...?’
it went silent for a second and then,
‘a raincheck..? no, i think i’ll pass.’
ive never seen or talked to her in over 25 years.
probably couldve taken advantage of that situation, but it wasnt worth the trouble it wouldve been to climb out of that scenario.
other details will be left unsaid, but she left in august for law school. when labor day weekend rolled around she gave me a call at work and asked about going to a couple get togethers that weekend and i explained i had my kids that weekend and she began to invite herself into that situation - i was not introducing them to anyone i was seeing until they had time to heal, a little - and i just flippantly said, ‘can i get a raincheck...?’
it went silent for a second and then,
‘a raincheck..? no, i think i’ll pass.’
ive never seen or talked to her in over 25 years.
probably couldve taken advantage of that situation, but it wasnt worth the trouble it wouldve been to climb out of that scenario.
Got set up by a mutual friend. Only went out to shut the friend up. Said some very uncomplimentary things about my date to my friend the night before we went out. Went to pick her up the next night for the date. Didnt know my friend would pass that on.
Arrived for the date. She opened the door and said “ So I hear I am a total *****!”
I said yeah lets go get this over with.
And then we ended up married a few years later. True story.
Arrived for the date. She opened the door and said “ So I hear I am a total *****!”
I said yeah lets go get this over with.
And then we ended up married a few years later. True story.
This sloot came over to my apartment back in the day...I think she was sort of friends with my roomie. We got hammered and she gave him a handjob...then about 20 minutes later she came into my room and started to blow me...she said "Don't finish in my mouth, I don't want my boyfriend to know" I was like...ummmm...I am going to finish in your mouth...so I did.
She got mad and said she was going to have the police run a test to see if there was sperm in her mouth...
She stormed out, drunk as anyone could be, and drove home to Lincoln (from Omaha)...never saw her again...
She got mad and said she was going to have the police run a test to see if there was sperm in her mouth...
She stormed out, drunk as anyone could be, and drove home to Lincoln (from Omaha)...never saw her again...
In college at our frat we hooked up a buddy with a girl at one of our parties...they went in a room together and were making out...we were all listening outside the door when we hear him say "Do you even know my name? What is my name?"
The girl had no clue what his name was and he got all mad and stormed out...
Haha
The girl had no clue what his name was and he got all mad and stormed out...
Haha
One of my friends set me up with a woman who was quite a bit older than me. I was 35 and she was probably 50, but she was smoking hot for her age. We just went to the bar for a couple of drinks but she had her party boots on and a couple turned into a couple too many. She then starts to get pretty handsy, which was fine because I hadn't had the relations in about 5 months. So then she asks me if I've ever had a sportsman's double? I had no idea what that was so I asked and she tells me it's when you sleep with a mom and daughter at the same time. Now I'm a little bit drunk so I told her I was game for that. We leave the bar and head over to her house. She is sticking her tongue down my throat before we can even get out of the car and all I'm thinking about is that this chick is hot for 50 so her daughter has to be smoking hot as well. We finally get to the door, she walks in takes her top off and yells "MOM, GET DOWN HERE!".
This thread rocks!! I have a similar story. I was 35 and banging a 50 year old I picked up at a bar
I went out on a few dates with a chic who had just got out of a relationship with a dude from Turkey. She was nice and pretty good looking. One night I take her back to her place and the dude is waiting for her at her apartment door. He tells me I need to leave, so I ask her what she thinks and she says I should leave and she can handle it. I leave. A few days later the guy calls me and tells me to stay away (she says he got into her apt and got my number off her caller id). I decide I am out. She gets back with the guy. A couple years later she leaves him and gets a restraining order. One day he breaks into her place and while she is running out the door towards the street he shoots her in the head.
I do have one date story i'll share, may as well because I told every single person I know on the planet and some I didn't because it was sooo awesome??? You decide. I live in Omaha, met a girl online from Lincoln last fall, which is normally a deal breaker for me because that's just to far for anything serious, I ain't moving there, ever, and do I really expect her to move here? Anyway, only reason I did it was because she was a very (and I mean very) cute little 36 y/o something that just liked older men (I'm 51), she claimed all the men her age were little boys and she liked men... bangin bod, blonde, cute, and did I mention she was 36??? I could tell she was very, errrr, how do I say it, open minded??? So we meet at a bar on 27th & Cornhusker with a beer garden in the back. We hadn't been chatting for more than 15 minutes before she asked me if I prefer my women shaved completely, or with hair. I told her that's a personal choice I wouldn't be comfortable telling somebody what to do, but if she had to know, bald is beautiful...fast forward another 15 minutes and we were in said beer garden where she let me see for myself how she felt about the subject. She was a lot of fun and a lot of guys would have went for it and I still kick myself sometimes for not pursuing it more than I did....she was kind of amazing.