Ask the pack: bathroom situation

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

I just laid down a big log in the work toilet, but it's lying across the drain hole. Toilet will flush, but that turd ain't moving.

Suggestions?

 

[Palmettodog]

Coat hanger. Bust dat turd up.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

I'm in the bathroom. Who keeps a coat hanger in the bathroom? I don't want to abandon it. Work etiquette and all.

 

[aTotal360]

BRAG ALERT!!!!

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Found a plunger in the other stall. Situation averted. But now there's poo on the bottom of the plunger. Someone else's problem.

 

[knot2brite]

Eat more fiber

 

[Big Sheep81]

Just stand it next to the sink. It will find a home.

 

[thekimmer]

Did you name it?....

I just laid down a big log in the work toilet, but it's lying across the drain hole. Toilet will flush, but that turd ain't moving.

Suggestions?

nm

 

[EngDawg]

Dales...lots of Dales

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

I eat plenty of fiber. This was a solid 4 on the Bristol scale.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Waffle stomp that mother ****** down and blast the remaining remnants with piss

 

[Old Fart Dawg]

Pics, or it didn’t happen

 

[Coledawg]

Mr. Currie? I am truly sorry, just seems it’s one thing after the other with you.

 

[patdog]

Walk away. Use bathroom on different floor the rest of the day. Let cleaning crew handle it.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

I just laid down a big log in the work toilet, but it's lying across the drain hole. Toilet will flush, but that turd ain't moving.

Suggestions?

GD are you kidding me? This happens and your first thought is "I bet someone on sixpack will know what to do?"

 

[thekimmer]

A SOLID 4, no pun intended? But then a 4 is described as, "Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft". That should have broken up and flushed easily. Sounds like it was more like a 3.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Well, I wasn't going to go to ED with it

 

[Shamoan]

blame it on the cleaning personnel.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Photo evidence...

 

[BigMotherTucker]

This is the best post so far today. I love some good toilet humor!

 

[msstatelp1]

Wonder if Wolken will tweet this post?

 

[dorndawg]

I've came across this a few times. To prevent it from happening in the future, sit straight on the toilet, not sideways. Consider facing the tank if you have trouble remembering.

 

[CookieMonster.sixpack]

I'm running out of Benedict Arnolds to give

Suggestions?

post of the day!

ETA: Who is giving Stricklins in this thread? You hate fun!

 

[HumpDawgy]

U got to eat less fiber and more Mexican food dude.

 

[ShrubDog]

Next time you know that you are going to lay a huge log like this, just start to stand up slowly and it will slide down the hole, but leave the stall door open to help with the angle.

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Your gonna have to man up and go in manually. Either that or leave it

 

[SyonaraStanz]

Pics or it didn't happe....... wait, nevermind...

 

[GhostOfJackie]

GD are you kidding me? This happens and your first thought is "I bet someone on sixpack will know what to do?"

Speak for yourself. Marriages have been saved due to the advice of the pack.

 

[tbaydog]

You sound like Wanda Sykes...............

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?...F9339D1DD70F270947CFF9339D1DD70F270&FORM=VIRE

 

[SignalToNoise]

If there aren't any witnesses that can place you at the scene then just leave it.

Shouldn't even really be a question.

 

[Junction John]

Please let Wolken and LeBatard take this thread national.**

 

[Junction John]

**Sorry man, didn't see this earlier. Great minds...**

 

[Dawg1979]

y'all are all idiots. you go get your best work friend and show that turd off. my buddies would have sat there yelling until one of us came running in to check it out.

Mmmmmmm......... makes me want corn on the cob for dinner

 

[mcdawg22]

Waffle stomp that mother ****** down and blast the remaining remnants with piss

Holy **** Ruckus I'm dying over here.

 

[Dawg1976]

When I was a kid my parents had a green looking bamboo stick. It worked well in chopping up a turd.

 

[DawgsOnTheWing]

I'd hate to try to stand up while growing a tail, especially if there is pressure behind it. I'd blast it all over the seat and tank......

 

[Palmettodog]

We’ll go to your office and get a ruler.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

Don't post from the toilet.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

This better be a SixPack Remembers for posterity and future reference.

 

[MSUDawg25]

What kind of weak *** toilets do you guys have? Was it just stuck there like a Labrador trying to carry a big stick through a door?

Or did it spin like a propeller when you flushed?