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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

All-Conference
May 28, 2007
18,255
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I just laid down a big log in the work toilet, but it's lying across the drain hole. Toilet will flush, but that turd ain't moving.

Suggestions?
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

All-Conference
May 28, 2007
18,255
4,410
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I'm in the bathroom. Who keeps a coat hanger in the bathroom? I don't want to abandon it. Work etiquette and all.
 
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UpTheMiddlex3Punt

All-Conference
May 28, 2007
18,255
4,410
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Found a plunger in the other stall. Situation averted. But now there's poo on the bottom of the plunger. Someone else's problem.
 
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patdog

Heisman
May 28, 2007
61,371
33,137
113
Walk away. Use bathroom on different floor the rest of the day. Let cleaning crew handle it.
 
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thekimmer

All-Conference
Aug 30, 2012
8,954
3,185
113
A SOLID 4, no pun intended? But then a 4 is described as, "Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft". That should have broken up and flushed easily. Sounds like it was more like a 3.
 
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BigMotherTucker

Junior
Aug 20, 2006
6,807
200
63
Photo evidence...

 
dorndawg

dorndawg

Heisman
Sep 10, 2012
9,468
10,978
113
I've came across this a few times. To prevent it from happening in the future, sit straight on the toilet, not sideways. Consider facing the tank if you have trouble remembering.
 
ShrubDog

ShrubDog

Redshirt
Apr 13, 2008
5,307
3
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Next time you know that you are going to lay a huge log like this, just start to stand up slowly and it will slide down the hole, but leave the stall door open to help with the angle.
 
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SignalToNoise

Redshirt
Aug 22, 2012
741
0
0
If there aren't any witnesses that can place you at the scene then just leave it.

Shouldn't even really be a question.
 
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Dawg1979

Redshirt
Jun 23, 2015
1,546
0
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y'all are all idiots. you go get your best work friend and show that turd off. my buddies would have sat there yelling until one of us came running in to check it out.

Mmmmmmm......... makes me want corn on the cob for dinner
 
Dawg1976

Dawg1976

All-Conference
Aug 22, 2012
8,507
3,073
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When I was a kid my parents had a green looking bamboo stick. It worked well in chopping up a turd.
 
DawgsOnTheWing

DawgsOnTheWing

All-Conference
Sep 26, 2012
1,374
1,005
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I'd hate to try to stand up while growing a tail, especially if there is pressure behind it. I'd blast it all over the seat and tank......
 
MSUDawg25

MSUDawg25

Redshirt
Jan 21, 2010
2,088
1
38
What kind of weak *** toilets do you guys have? Was it just stuck there like a Labrador trying to carry a big stick through a door?

Or did it spin like a propeller when you flushed?
 
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